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Best Quotes of Whedonverse Episodes

Discussion in 'The Game of Life' started by vellavu, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Iwearthecheese

    Iwearthecheese Scooby

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    Angel S3 is a fallow field for comedy...

    Cordy (on Fred): "She's got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn't? You're handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil and, lets face it, a eunuch."

    Followed by:
    Angel: "Hey, how can you... I'm not a eunuch."
    Cordy: "Angel, it's just a figure of speech."
    Angel: "Find a better one."

    :)

    After Life
     
    Samuel Reyes: Looks like someone struck a nerve there...
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    vellavu Scooby

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    Black Thorn
    "They can never know. Never."

    The Pack
     
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    Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him.

    Conviction
     
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    Iwearthecheese Scooby

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    Angel: 'I have no problems spanking men!'


    Graduation Day part 1
     
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    thetopher Member of the Church Of Faith

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    Sineya
    'Shoulda been there, B. Quite a ride.'


    The Puppet Show
     
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    Ethan Reigns Scooby

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    Sineya
    Holden from Conversations with Dead People)
    1. I'm here to kill you, Buffy, not to
    judge you.

    2. And I thought I was diabolical. Or,
    I plan to be. You do have a
    superiority complex, and you've got
    an inferiority complex about it.
    Kudos.
     
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    thetopher Member of the Church Of Faith

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    (Not a fan of Holden...)
    The First (to Willow): You don't know hurt. This last year, it's going to seem like cake after what I put you and your friends through. I'm not a big fan of easy death... Fact is, the whole "good and evil, balancing the scales "thing? I'm over it. I'm done with the mortal coil. But, believe me, I'm going for a big finish.

    Good speech but like Xander once said 'big overture, little show...'

    Where The Wild Things Are.
     
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    Spike: you take the killing for granted, and then it's gone, and you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stop and smell the corpses, you know.

    Beauty and the Beasts
     
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    Carrie Hopewell Little girl lost in the woods

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    Angel (confused): Buffy? (falls to his knees and weeps) Buffy...

    Guise Will Be Guise
     
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    Geobubbles Can I play with the puppy?

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    Angel: Were you in Virginia?
    Wesley: That's beside the point.

    Orpheus
     
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    Sineya
    Towards Willow
    Cordelia: You wanna go, Glinda?
    (I like the Wizard Of Oz reference :D)

    Spin the Bottle
     
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    Angel: "I was-never in the work place! There was that one time at the ballet with the stripping and then the roundness... but that was a spell!"

    Band candy
     
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    Carrie Hopewell Little girl lost in the woods

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    Principal Snyder: Whoa, Summers, you drive like a spaz.

    Somnambulist
     
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    Angel: 'Who were you talking to?'
    Cordelia: 'Nobody. And Wesley. (Cordy's sales pitch to an empty chair)

    Beauty And The Beasts
     
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    Buffy: "Night came on, and a full moon rose high over the trees, lighting the land till it lay bathed in ghostly day… and the strain of the primitive remained alive and active. Faithfulness and devotion, things born of fire and roof, were his; yet he retained his wildness and wiliness. And from the depths of the forest - the call still sounded."

    (The voice-overs were actually my favorite part of the episode besides Angel)

    I Fall to Pieces (I barely remember this crappy episode, but I'd like an incentive to watch it again :p)
     
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    Zenseem Evil, skanky and kinda gay

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    Cordy: "You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard." (I don't really like this quote but it's the least terrible one that I can remember in the whole episode)

    Him
     
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    Xander: Listen, you're under a love spell. That's what this has to be. Real love wouldn't make you this irrational. [Pause] At least, not this fast.

    Over the Rainbow
     
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    Angel : what? is it out of batteries? Is this thing out of batteries?

    Reptile Boy
     
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    Willow: "Oh, sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave?"

    Gingerbread
     
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    Anyanka Bunny Killer Jotunheim

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    Cordy (to Wesley): "Do you have any clothes a man would wear?"


    Never kill a boy on the first date