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The 9th Annual Buffy-Boards Awards Ceremony

Discussion in 'Buffy Boards School of Slayers and Demon Hunters' started by Athena, Feb 11, 2017.

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  1. Athena

    Athena Tweedledum Staff Member

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    ANNOUNCER MAN: "Live! From what remains of Sunnydale, California, although somehow based in the UK as we're using GMT and we're not sure how that's possible......

    "THIS. IS. THE. BUFFIES!

    Each year nominations are sent…
    One alone will
    Reap the glory, honor & forces of good(in their category)
    They are…


    The Winners!

    Of the Buffies… Buffy-Board’s award ceremony."

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    Is this thing on? Hello? HELLO?

    *gets feedback*

    SOUND CHECK GUY: "Yeah, it's on!"

    "HELLO WEMBLEY!!

    *tumbleweeds*

    Ahem.... sorry..... I've always wanted to say that in a large stadium like this, with a massive crowd of people in front of me..... it's a Brit thing.

    *ok Athena, pull it together, you're losing the audience here*!

    Right, ok, well hello Buffy Boards. I'm very pleased and honoured to be the opening host for this year's Buffy Awards. Please take your seats, the ceremony is about to begin!

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    DarkLordsHaunt: Woooo!!
    Mr Trick: Well this is what happens when someone gets too much power, scary! lol.
    Anyanka Bunny Killer: This is fun!
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    Athena Tweedledum Staff Member

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    While you all take your seats, please welcome our opening act Sandra and the Potentials with their song 'One in a Million'

    *woops and cheers*

     
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    Athena Tweedledum Staff Member

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    **Athena is lead to the stage by her date, Tom Hiddleston. Tom is looking devine in a crisp black suit and his dreamy eyes are so dreamy and his lips......**

    Must focus on job at hand Athena!

    **claps really really hard for Sandra and the Potentials**

    Wow! Thank you so much Sandra and the Potentials for that excellent introductory act. Weren't they fantastic, you guys?! Sandra told me just before she went on that she was inspired to write and perform that song after learning she herself was a Potential Slayer back in 2003, and credits Buffy for saving her ailing movie career..... well good for you Sandra! And thanks for performing tonight! :D

    **Looks into crowd**

    Well the place is packed tonight and I have to be honest you guys, this is my first time hosting....

    **Audible gasps from the crowd**

    I know, I know, you can hardly tell right?! *nervous laugh* *swigs some champagne* I am so thrilled to be here tonight hosting these awards, and let me tell you, we have a board so full of talented, funny and smart individuals here.... but enough about me, let's delve into these awards right! :D

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer is 20 years old this year! Amazing right, that a show twenty years old is still bringing people together for discussion, friendship and all round merriment. I'm proud to be part of this community, and this night is to celebrate everyone who goes above and beyond in this community. Yeah, I'm taking about YOU GUYS! **points into audience**

    And without further ado, I'd like to welcome to the stage the one, the only, our illustrious leader herself, MISS BUFFY SUMMERS to present the first award of the evening.

    It's over to you Buffy :)
     
    Mr Trick: C'mon on, C'mon can't take the supense any longer!!
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    Buffy Summers Yataro Staff Member

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    * Buffy makes her way to the podium *

    "Thank you, Athena. Doesn't she look fabulous folks?"

    [waits for applause]

    "Let's kick things off with the first award, the Giles Award, for BB's most knowledgeable member. And the nominees are:"

    * The screen behind Buffy shows footage of each nominee as she reads their name. *

    "white avenger
    Guy
    AnthonyCordova
    Gwen Raiden
    Mr Pole
    RomanticSoul
    Ethan Reigns
    vellavu
    Bluebird
    the topher
    sosa lola and
    Carrie Hopewell"

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    "And the winner of the Giles Award is...."

    * tears open envelope *

    "AnthonyCordova. Congratulations! AC couldn't be with us tonight, so we will accept the award on his behalf."

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    Mr Trick: A well deserved winner and a cool X-Files dude to boot!
    GwenRaiden: Congrats, AC!
    DarkLordsHaunt: Congratulations!
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    Athena Tweedledum Staff Member

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    Congratulations AnthonyCordova, well deserved! And thank you Buffy, you're looking fabulous tonight, vampires of the world beware, she even slays in Jimmy Choos!

    Our next award, is for the person considered Buffy Boards Most Helpful Member. And I'm pleased as punch to be presenting this award tonight.

    The nominees for Class Protector are.....

    Nix
    Mr Trick
    Priceless
    Anyanka Bunny Killer
    Bluebird
    Mr Pole
    cryptwarmer
    GwenRaiden


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    And the winner of the Class Protector Award is....

    * tears open envelope *

    Mr Trick! Congratulations! I think I see him in the audience looking very dapper this evening, would you like to say a few words? :)

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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!:p Thank-you very much ladies and gentleman of this fine board. This award goes to my close friends, family and Mr Trick fans everywhere. And thank-you to the staff of the Buffy boards for doing such a fantastic job this past year and making it such a fun experience for all of us. The last twelve months have been pretty tough, but being a part of this family makes things just that bit easier:) Thank-you everyone, and enjoy your night. And maybe you've not seen the last of me just yet;)
     
    Blaze: You deserve it my friend!
    AnthonyCordova: congrats Mr Trick. You are most deserving
    Fuffy Baith: Yay! Congrats!
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    Athena Tweedledum Staff Member

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    **Stands in the corner, getting chatted up by Tom**

    Oh wait, what? I'm on!?

    **Sprints onto stage, slightly out of breath**

    Congrat......ulations.......Mr....... Trick **steadies breath** Well done, and thanks for the concise acceptance speech, we're charging by the word this year ;) I believe this is the second year in a row that Mr Trick has won in this category.... he's so gosh darn helpful!

    Onto our next award of the evening, please welcome onto the stage the beautiful, charming and fashionably late (but oh so fashionable!), brinkster130!
     
    Blaze: I'm sure you were just chatting up with Tom there ;)
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    *Brinkster walks out waving*


    Good evening. Every year we celebrate the creativity and skill that goes into writing fan fiction. This year, we've been lucky enough to enjoy several talented members work.
    The nominees for the Storyteller Award (BB's Best Fanfic writer) are.....

    sosa lola
    Illyrian
    thetopher

    And the winner is......

    *drumroll*

    *the crowd is on the edge of their seats*

    SOSA LOLA

    *Crowd begins chanting ~More fan-fics, More Fan-fics*

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    sosa lola: *squeeeeeeal* Thank you!!!!
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    Sosa Lola isn't able to make it but she sent us this message:

     
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    Athena Tweedledum Staff Member

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    Congratulations sosa lola! See you guys after a quick commercial break.





     
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    Athena Tweedledum Staff Member

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    Hello everyone, and welcome back to the show! We hope you bought copious amounts of Secret Dry, Head and Shoulders and Taster's Choice while we were gone, we need to keep the sponsors happy ;)

    Please welcome nightshade, looking resplendent this evening, to present the next award.....
     
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    Oooh bright lights!

    Well next up is the Superstar award to celebrate BB's most avid fan.


    The nominees are:

    Mr Trick
    ChaseRules
    POTN
    AnyankaBunnyKiller
    thrasherpix
    Blaze
    Guy
    BloodyWilliam
    thetopher
    Kerri
    OccaQuokka


    *shuffles about with the envelope*

    And the winner is: Mr Trick

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    Hello its me again!:p Bet you guys thought you'd seen the last of me;) Anyway, once again thank-you very much. This one was least expected than the last one. Its a true honor because the Buffyverse gives me so many hours of pleasure, and so much to think about and share with wonderful people like yourselves. So to receive such an award is very nice. Now lets "Celebrate good times COME ON!! Good night and enjoy yourselves:)
     
    ChaseRules: If I had to lose I glad it to such a great guy like Mr Trick :)
    Fuffy Baith: Another win! Yay
    sosa lola: Congratulations! You deserve all the wins!
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    Mr Trick everyone, the Adele of Buffy Boards (I hear he's an excellent singer!) Congratulations on winning your second award of the evening!

    She's back, in a new pair of Jimmy Choos, please welcome Buffy Summers with the next award.....!
     
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    "And now I am honored to present an award that is very special to me.

    This award is named after one of our esteemed - and very much missed - members whose love of the board and the Whedonverse exemplifies what it means to be a BB member.

    For the goldenboy award, which is given each year by the staff to the member who most represents the spirit of Buffy-Boards, I am very pleased to announce that the winner is Priceless.

    Her kindness towards others, upbeat attitude and sense of humor truly make this board a better place to be.

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    Priceless could not be with us tonight, but she comes to us live via satellite:"

    * puts a finger to her earpiece *

    "Oh dear, it seems we are having technical difficulties. We will graciously accept this award on Priceless' behalf. Congratulations on a well-deserved victory!"
     
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    **wipes a small tear**

    Priceless was my first adoptee on the boards. She really is a wonderful person, she's always kind and respectful to everyone on the boards. (I take full credit for this fact, obviously!) Congratulations Priceless! You deserve it!

    **Grabs some Kleenex**

    Ok, moving swiftly on to our next award for BB's friendliest member. Now we are well known for being the friendliest place on the internet (it's a fact Donald Trump, get over it!) and so the (many!) nominees for The Lorne Award are:

    Nix
    HowiMetDaSlayer
    GwenRaiden
    Mr Trick
    The Bronze
    GoSpuffy
    Fuffy Baith
    Blaze
    Bluebird
    Priceless
    Spanish Flame
    Ethan Reigns


    And the winner is........

    NIX!

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    Stop drinking the Bailey's m'dear and get up here!!! :D
     
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    Nix Queen of Coffee!!

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    *insert shocked face here*

    *jaw drops* (closely followed by some kind of garbled squeal about)

    "OMG, Really Wow!!!!"

    *gets out of seat and stumbles (too much drink stashed in handbag again) up to the stage*

    "OH wow, seriously!! Thank-you so much. I love you all so much. You all make BB an amazing place to be, which is what keeps me here and makes me happy. Thank-you so much for this amazing award, I really appreciate it. Wow... I'm chuffed to be nominated as I'm sure everyone that has is. Oh my... I could go on for ages about how much this means to me to be a part of here."

    *stumbles*

    *takes a swig of drink from the handbag*

    *grabs the mic again*

    "Thank-you to everyo..." *gets dragged off stage by security*
     
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    **Picks up half drunk bottle of Baileys and shoves in in handbag**

    I'll save that for later. Congratulations Nix, and thanks for keeping our security guards busy! Biff and Butch were expensive additions to the team this year..... ;)

    Welcome again to the stage to present the next award, nightshade! :) **takes another swig of Nix's Baileys**
     
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