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I find Xander at his best humor wise during the high school years, specifically S1 and S2 when his humor was more on the witty and sarcastic side.
Some of my favorite Xander smackdowns:
"I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, pussycat, kill, kill." S2 Passion.
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Cordelia: I know what it means, *dorkhead*.
Xander: (takes mock offense) Dorkhead! You slash me with your words! S2 What's My Line
~*~*~*~
Cordelia:Who am I supposed to be, again?
Xander:You're supposed to be a girl. Think you can handle it? S2 Innocence
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Xander: For I am Xander, King of Cretins, all lesser cretins bow down before me. S1 The Witch
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Cordelia: All I can think is, 'It could have been me!
Xander: We can dream.
~*~*~*~
Xander:Okay, next time we split up, someone else is on Cordy detail. Five more minutes with her and we would have had another organ donor.
~*~*~*~
Buffy: This means that whatever's out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.
Xander: In other words, I'm safe.
~*~*~*~
Buffy:I wasn't going to use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Xander:The important thing is, _you_ believe that.
~*~*~*~
Giles: Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is a better part of valor.
Xander: You could have just said shhh. Are all you Brits such drama queens.
~*~*~
Xander:Yeah, I'll whittle stakes.
Willow:And I can research stuff.
Xander:And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune.
~*~*~*~
Xander: So, you just went home?
Buffy: What was I supposed to do? Say to Owen, 'Sorry I was late. I was sitting in a cemetery with the librarian waiting for a vampire to rise so I could prevent an evil prophecy from coming to pass'?
Xander: Or, 'Flat tire'?
~*~*~*~
Cordelia: Of course you want to tell everybody, you have nothing to be ashamed of. I on the other hand, have everything to be ashamed of.
Xander: You know what, enough said. Forget it, it must have been my multiple personality guy talking, I call him idiot Jed, glutton for punishment.
What about you? When's your favorite Xander humor season? Also quotes?
Some of my favorite Xander smackdowns:
"I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, pussycat, kill, kill." S2 Passion.
~*~*~
Cordelia: I know what it means, *dorkhead*.
Xander: (takes mock offense) Dorkhead! You slash me with your words! S2 What's My Line
~*~*~*~
Cordelia:Who am I supposed to be, again?
Xander:You're supposed to be a girl. Think you can handle it? S2 Innocence
~*~*~*~
Xander: For I am Xander, King of Cretins, all lesser cretins bow down before me. S1 The Witch
~*~*~*~
Cordelia: All I can think is, 'It could have been me!
Xander: We can dream.
~*~*~*~
Xander:Okay, next time we split up, someone else is on Cordy detail. Five more minutes with her and we would have had another organ donor.
~*~*~*~
Buffy: This means that whatever's out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.
Xander: In other words, I'm safe.
~*~*~*~
Buffy:I wasn't going to use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Xander:The important thing is, _you_ believe that.
~*~*~*~
Giles: Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is a better part of valor.
Xander: You could have just said shhh. Are all you Brits such drama queens.
~*~*~
Xander:Yeah, I'll whittle stakes.
Willow:And I can research stuff.
Xander:And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune.
~*~*~*~
Xander: So, you just went home?
Buffy: What was I supposed to do? Say to Owen, 'Sorry I was late. I was sitting in a cemetery with the librarian waiting for a vampire to rise so I could prevent an evil prophecy from coming to pass'?
Xander: Or, 'Flat tire'?
~*~*~*~
Cordelia: Of course you want to tell everybody, you have nothing to be ashamed of. I on the other hand, have everything to be ashamed of.
Xander: You know what, enough said. Forget it, it must have been my multiple personality guy talking, I call him idiot Jed, glutton for punishment.
What about you? When's your favorite Xander humor season? Also quotes?