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Finding the best Sineya or Black Thorn

ILLYRIAN

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There are many situations that indicate which house has the good folk in and the best animal.
I think that community awareness programmes depicts which house is the best.

It is said of the the Guide Dogs for the Blind, I think it states quite clearly that dogs offering
the being, offering the control. And as Sineya has it's animal as the dog they should win the
case of who are the best. So let it be known that Black Thorn membership are happy with
their animal being the cat.

Should the owner need help all they need do is whistle and the dog will offer help but not the cats,
the cats are renowned as being complacent of the owners injuries they will often chew on an owners
dead body. The cat may identify the empathy that an owner needs assistance. But that is all, like its
owners the cats will ignore any pathetic attempts by a person to whistle. Should a dog see a
member of Dark Thorn as injured it will offer all help to us. Great, wonderful, but if a member of
Sineya falls foul of an injury the dog will ignore them and continue until the first injury is treated,
now that is crap, the Sineyan animal offers a complete disregard to its carers.

Once the first aid has been administered and the house member is taken home the Black Thorn cat
would carefully pounce onto the bed taking care not to injure you, its carer further, it cares for the
owner. What about Sineya after the first Aid the dog will jump onto the bed but the dumb mutt
don't care, it may lay at its owners side compounding the broken arm.

Those in Black Thorn are blessed to have such a wonderful creatures, unlike the Sineyan's who spout
their love for the dumb mutts.
 
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ILLYRIAN

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How did you know the dog can smell cancer in a human, did the dumb mutt tell you?

A cat knows when you are about to be host to a brain tumour but can't be bothered to tell you. It wants you to die, it is all part of the Black Thorn's cats plan for world domination.

What does a dumb mutt look forward to, sniffing its best mates bum.
 

ILLYRIAN

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It has been said by the cats of the Black Thornians that the members of the house needed to support them and make their (our) presence known, so we did. Go to the Bronze and look at the names of those who have started a thread.
Should those of Sineya feel threatened they might call an emergency service to help them; darned fools. Everyone knows the sounds of the siren they'll hear are that of a Black Thornians cats voice at 115 decibels.


Makes you wonder why Black Thorn won the House Cup - NOT!
 
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