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"I'm the Slayer" Buffy Parody (Some foul language)

callousnstrange

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So a few months ago it was my friend's birthday and I thought it'd be fun to make him a birthday video.
Like me, he LOVES Buffy and doesn't like Twilight (the books & Movies. not character from season 8). He also likes Britney Spears. So this all came together in my head and I thought it'd be fun to make a parody of Britney Spear's song "Womanizer" called "I'm the Slayer".
Obviously there are lots of continuity issues, haha.
For instance, Giles is black, Xander is an asian (and a douche), Willow is super lez, and the vampires don't dust when staked. It was just for fun so don't read too much into it. Just take it as it is. lol
(Also, there are a few jokes not relevent to Buffy and are "inside jokes" to the person I made the video for {ie, the dick jokes})

Please enjoy! (oh, there are curse words and such in the video...idk if i'm supposed to put a disclaimer about that or not...but. yeah... TVMA for language. lol)

(parody of Britney Spears "Womanizer". "I'm the Slayer" Lyrics by me. song during Twilight Scene is "automatic" by Tokio Hotel.)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-r-JW7NSRk"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-r-JW7NSRk[/ame]

Lyrics--

JOCIE:
Listen Giles, Let me tell you with what we're dealin'.
It's not a cult, nor is it monsters or demons.
I've seen it one too many times,
they sleep all day and rise at night
it's the undead. the undead baby
Okay crewe, go cast some spells Willow.
Xander, you. Well you've always been the zeppo.
Just stand back and be real cute,
you're much more helpful when you're mute
let's fight the undead, fight the undead babe.
i'm the slayer, i'm the, i'm the, i'm the slayer, i'm the slayer.
oh, i'm the slayer, oh i'm the new slayer baby.

WILLOW & XANDER:
You, you, you are.
you, you, you are.

JOCIE:
I'm the slayer, i'm the slayer, i'm the slayer.
hey don't try to run. I, I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass.
Hey don't try to run, I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass.
(You) You better pray
(You) wish Alex happy birthday.
(you) now prepare to die.
cos i'm the slayer.
Hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
Hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
(You) Jocie's the name.
(You) You're about to get slain.
(you) Because I am the
The new slayer.

great let's go. I want some Cane's after all this slayin'.

XANDER:
Too bad for you, there is no time for buffeting.
there's still vampires in the streets, you can't stop..

JOCIE:
You ****in' me?

XANDER:
Hey you are the new slayer.

JOCIE:
Mother ****. I hae to find more blood suckers.
I need help. Where is Buffy's little lover?

WILLOW:
Angel's been gone since Season 3.

JOCIE:
Once again you've got to be ****in' me. ****in' me baby.

WILLOW:
You're the slayer, you're the you're the you're the slayer, you're the slayer.

WILLOW & XANDER:
Oh, you're the slayer, Oh you're the new slayer baby.
you, you, you are
you, you, you are
the new slayer, the new slayer, the new slayer

JOCIE:
Hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
(you) you better pray.
(you) wish alex happy birthday
(you) now prepare to die.
cos i'm the slayer.
Hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
(you) Jocie's the name.
(you) you're bout to get slain.
(you) because I am the
the new slayer

Oh no vampy you just really ****ed up.
We could have done this easy but you got blood on my pumps, so I hope that this hurts. Bastard!

I'm the slayer, i'm the i'm the i'm the slayer i'm the slayer. Oh, I'm the slayer oh, i'm the new slayer baby.

WILLOW & XANDER:
You, you, you are
you, you, you are.

JOCIE:
I'm the slayer, i'm the slayer i'm the slayer
Hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
(you) you better pray.
(you) wish alex happy birthday
(you) now prepare to die.
cos i'm the slayer.
Hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
(you) Jocie's the name.
(you) you're bout to get slain.
(you) because I am the
the new slayer

hey don't try to run. I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass
Hey don't try to run I I will kick kick kick your ass ass ass.
i'm the slayer, i'm the i'm the i'm the slayer.

WILLOW & XANDER:
You're the slayer.

JOCIE:
I'm Jocie the Vampire Slayer!
 
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