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The Buffy Board Member Recruitment Thread

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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It's recruitment time! This means we get out there and drag invite new people to our lovely little insane asylum club house. We need new blood! After all, the more the merrier.

Our quest is a noble one. Therefore, use of force is absolutely encouraged. 😁 Here are a few examples of how to acquire new members:

1. Have @Spanky grab people off the street and throw them in the back of his van. (A normal Saturday night for him, by the way)

2. Offer them new laptops. After they join, tell them the laptops are stuck in customs.

3. Recruit dolphins! They're smart...but there's the minor issue of them having no hands. So nevermind. 🐬

4. Invite pregnant women. Once their babies pop out, immediately train them how to use a keyboard. (@nightshade's triplets will be the first)


Go forth and recruit! We're depending on YOU!
 

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

Wolves ov Siberia
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Hey, I got one!! She put up quite a fight, but that's fine. Soon she'll be posting and getting to know everyone here. 😊

Please give a warm welcome to our newest member, Sunnydale Girl!


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Miss Muffet

"Can I trade in the children for more cash?"
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Don't forget to pull the new recruits out of work for a week to binge-watch all the shows!

(And if they're bosses get mad that they're missing work, just recruit them, too :p)
 
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