ILLYRIAN
Druish Pervonian Wizard
The Night Buffy Was Bested Part 1
While chatting with Willow and Xander Buffy was surprised to see someone she knew from her previous school walk along the corridor.
Willow noticed Buffy turn to look at the stranger.
WILLOW - Who’s that Buffy?
BUFFY - I think it was someone who I used to like, from the school I used to be at.
XANDER - What is the name?
BUFFY - Hemery High School
Xander glanced condescendingly at Buffy.
XANDER - No Buffy, what is his name?
BUFFY - Hmm sorry we used to call him Ford,
XANDER - Why did you do that?
BUFFY - His name is Billy Fordham and there were three other guys with the name Billy, one of those three was a bit stupid so everyone called him Silly Billy.
WILLOW - Why do you think that Ford is here Buffy?
BUFFY – Good question
Buffy calls to Ford.
BUFFY – Hey ford, what brings you here?
FORD - I just got transferred.
BUFFY - Have you signed yourself into this school yet.
FORD - Not yet, I only just got here so I can do that later.
XANDER – Why not do it now?
BUFFY - Tell you what Ford, I’ll take you to where the receptionists office is.
XANDER – I can’t win can I, first it’s Angel then it is Ford turns up.
Buffy puts a hand around Fords upper arm and takes him toward the office. Before they part Ford asks Buffy if she is still a slayer of vampires.
Buffy is surprised.
BUFFY – I am
FORD - My one regret is not seeing how you kill a vampire
INT. IN THE BRONZE – EVENING
Angel is asking Willow where Buffy is.
Willow leans against Angels chest and looks up to Angel’s eyes. She flutters her eyelashes.
WILLOW – You know Buffy, she always goes where no one knows.
XANDER – What is going on with you and Angel? What are you and him doing?
Willow nods her head.
WILLOW – Ours is a forbidden love.
XANDER – How is it a forbidden love?
WILLOW – ‘Cos if Buffy found out she beat the stuffing out of me.
Willow smirks to Xander.
Buffy and Ford are at the bar waiting to be served.
FORD – If it is okay with you Buffy can I wander about the campus with you, later?
BUFFY – As long as you promised not to get in the way.
FORD – Of course, whatever you say.
EXT. ON THE SCHOOL GROUNDS – EVENING
Buffy and Ford are having a look at the front entry of the school when a girl runs into them then continues to run ahead of them.
FORD - Her face was all messed up, what she a vampire?
Hearing a fight around the corner Buffy tells Ford to stay there. Buffy runs around the corner to confront both the vampires there, Ford faces a vampire girl who is carrying a large book though he offers to let her go.
EXT. ON HER WAY HOME - NIGHT
Buffy is waiting in the shadows for Willow to walk towards her, when she appears Buffy steps out in front of her.
WILLOW - Wow you gave me a bit of a shock.
BUFFY - I did
WILLOW - A surprise shock not an electric shock.
BUFFY – Oh right, I knew you be here about now, although I must admit I did expect you a while ago, I have another surprise for you.
Willow grins.
WILLOW – Is it a nice surprise?
BUFFY – I think so but you might not.
Buffy changes to be a vampire and sinks her teeth into Willow’s neck then proceeds to make Willow like her.
BUFFY – Anyone you want to be with us?
WILLOW – Xander will feel awful lonely without us, lets go to his place later tonight, how long do I need wait before I am like you?
BUFFY – Well all I had to wait was an hour, so!
WILLOW – Yes that is alright for you, according to Giles you slayer’s are meant to heal quick!
BUFFY – Yes that is true he did say that but the point is he said healing, somehow I don’t think changing from human to vampire could be quantified as a healing thing.
A few hours later Buffy and Willow were outside Xanders room, they quietly force his door
WILLOW – This’ll surprise him, I’ll bet he has never had two girls in his bedroom at once, he’ll never get over it.
THE END
While chatting with Willow and Xander Buffy was surprised to see someone she knew from her previous school walk along the corridor.
Willow noticed Buffy turn to look at the stranger.
WILLOW - Who’s that Buffy?
BUFFY - I think it was someone who I used to like, from the school I used to be at.
XANDER - What is the name?
BUFFY - Hemery High School
Xander glanced condescendingly at Buffy.
XANDER - No Buffy, what is his name?
BUFFY - Hmm sorry we used to call him Ford,
XANDER - Why did you do that?
BUFFY - His name is Billy Fordham and there were three other guys with the name Billy, one of those three was a bit stupid so everyone called him Silly Billy.
WILLOW - Why do you think that Ford is here Buffy?
BUFFY – Good question
Buffy calls to Ford.
BUFFY – Hey ford, what brings you here?
FORD - I just got transferred.
BUFFY - Have you signed yourself into this school yet.
FORD - Not yet, I only just got here so I can do that later.
XANDER – Why not do it now?
BUFFY - Tell you what Ford, I’ll take you to where the receptionists office is.
XANDER – I can’t win can I, first it’s Angel then it is Ford turns up.
Buffy puts a hand around Fords upper arm and takes him toward the office. Before they part Ford asks Buffy if she is still a slayer of vampires.
Buffy is surprised.
BUFFY – I am
FORD - My one regret is not seeing how you kill a vampire
INT. IN THE BRONZE – EVENING
Angel is asking Willow where Buffy is.
Willow leans against Angels chest and looks up to Angel’s eyes. She flutters her eyelashes.
WILLOW – You know Buffy, she always goes where no one knows.
XANDER – What is going on with you and Angel? What are you and him doing?
Willow nods her head.
WILLOW – Ours is a forbidden love.
XANDER – How is it a forbidden love?
WILLOW – ‘Cos if Buffy found out she beat the stuffing out of me.
Willow smirks to Xander.
Buffy and Ford are at the bar waiting to be served.
FORD – If it is okay with you Buffy can I wander about the campus with you, later?
BUFFY – As long as you promised not to get in the way.
FORD – Of course, whatever you say.
EXT. ON THE SCHOOL GROUNDS – EVENING
Buffy and Ford are having a look at the front entry of the school when a girl runs into them then continues to run ahead of them.
FORD - Her face was all messed up, what she a vampire?
Hearing a fight around the corner Buffy tells Ford to stay there. Buffy runs around the corner to confront both the vampires there, Ford faces a vampire girl who is carrying a large book though he offers to let her go.
EXT. ON HER WAY HOME - NIGHT
Buffy is waiting in the shadows for Willow to walk towards her, when she appears Buffy steps out in front of her.
WILLOW - Wow you gave me a bit of a shock.
BUFFY - I did
WILLOW - A surprise shock not an electric shock.
BUFFY – Oh right, I knew you be here about now, although I must admit I did expect you a while ago, I have another surprise for you.
Willow grins.
WILLOW – Is it a nice surprise?
BUFFY – I think so but you might not.
Buffy changes to be a vampire and sinks her teeth into Willow’s neck then proceeds to make Willow like her.
BUFFY – Anyone you want to be with us?
WILLOW – Xander will feel awful lonely without us, lets go to his place later tonight, how long do I need wait before I am like you?
BUFFY – Well all I had to wait was an hour, so!
WILLOW – Yes that is alright for you, according to Giles you slayer’s are meant to heal quick!
BUFFY – Yes that is true he did say that but the point is he said healing, somehow I don’t think changing from human to vampire could be quantified as a healing thing.
A few hours later Buffy and Willow were outside Xanders room, they quietly force his door
WILLOW – This’ll surprise him, I’ll bet he has never had two girls in his bedroom at once, he’ll never get over it.
THE END