* The lights on the Buffy-Boards Virtual Arena, dim and a spot light illuminates BEG standing the middle of the stage *
Hello one, Hello All and welcome to the 6th annual, 2011 Buffies!
It's such a pleasure to be here tonight with you all, the Awards show is always such a highlight in the Buffy-Boards year.
Can I just remind you that if you have won an award, please come up to the stage, if the nominee isn't here, we will play their video acceptance!
Please refrain from posting in this thread, unless you won!
Now unfortunately (for them), the Oscars are also on tonight, so they're pretty pissed that we will be taking so many celebrities away from their little show "“ are gift bags are a whole lot better (Buffy pencils and calendars).
This year we also reached out to the 4 major broadcast networks to televise the show, but unfortunately they are under contract to host the Oscars, but they all said they'll be following along on Twitter!
It's nice to see such a huge turn out tonight, there was a bit of pressure taking on the awards tonight, allot of people scrutinizing over the host ever since that Ricky Gervais "incident", boy that guy was harsh, so I presumed that's what they wanted here tonight, draw a bit of media attention, so I wrote the most horrible, mean and vile opening monologue ever, where I basically tore everyone down, handed it into Darla, but she just gave me an infraction"¦
So I have this one now...
I am so excited, while I was in my dressing room, someone told me one of the demons from the show was going to be here, in full makeup, where are they??
*Looks out at audience*
Ohh.
*holds earpiece*
Oh, there is no monster, oh well, such a pleasure to have you here Susan Boyle!
I also spotted Lyri in the audience there, I see she's chained herself to her date, I'd expect nothing less. Actually I'd totally expect something less "“ Lyri I'm still waiting to get my Tux jacket back from 2 awards ago"¦ thief...
