Things you wish you'd NEVER said to yourself 😂

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

For example, I scrubbed the frig for an hour, and afterwards, I was like, "I'm going to sit for two hours. I ain't getting up for NOTHING!" Half an hour later, Amazon rang because they mixed up addresses and wanted ME to stand in front....and wave so he could deliver my stuff. (Soooo not cool)

Your turn! 😁

 

[Taake]

"Today is going to be a good day" I said on Monday as I got to work, turned a corner found a dead pigeon that I had to clean up and the rest of the day went downhill from there and ended in angry tears. I still think of that pigeon, poor little guy.

 

[Oromous]

"I'm going to be productive today."

Yeah. Like that will ever happen.

 

[white avenger]

Not much of anything lately. What with the elections coming up, I got into a big argument with myself about who to vote for, and now we're no longer on speaking terms.

 

[nightshade]

"I'm just going to watch 2 episodes of Supernatural"

14 episodes later...