Things you wish you'd NEVER said to yourself 😂

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

For example, I scrubbed the frig for an hour, and afterwards, I was like, "I'm going to sit for two hours. I ain't getting up for NOTHING!" Half an hour later, Amazon rang because they mixed up addresses and wanted ME to stand in front....and wave so he could deliver my stuff. (Soooo not cool)

Your turn! 😁

 

[Taake]

"Today is going to be a good day" I said on Monday as I got to work, turned a corner found a dead pigeon that I had to clean up and the rest of the day went downhill from there and ended in angry tears. I still think of that pigeon, poor little guy.

 

[Oromous]

"I'm going to be productive today."

Yeah. Like that will ever happen.

 

[white avenger]

Not much of anything lately. What with the elections coming up, I got into a big argument with myself about who to vote for, and now we're no longer on speaking terms.

 

[nightshade]

"I'm just going to watch 2 episodes of Supernatural"

14 episodes later...

 

[Give Us A Kiss]

"I'll do this later"

 

[Last Watcher]

What could possibly go wrong....? (Many many times )

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

"This job shouldn't be too difficult!"

 

[Professor Walsh]

Five hours ago, I thought: "Wow, I have so much time to get things done this evening." Those hours have been spent emptying a bucket very quickly, rinsing it and bringing it back to the vomiting child before the next bout. The Taylor Swift concert on Netflix isn't half bad, though. At least we found something that could distract him without making me want to flee the room. Listening to his fave music on youtube, with all those ad breaks, drives me bonkers even when I am not listening to retching at the same time.

 

[Moggin]

"Who wants to watch a cheesy soap opera about vampires?" -- my initial reaction to the Buffy promos in the 90s.

"I can probably handle another (insert: major, job, two items in my hands at the grocery etc.)" -- one strep infection, a nervous breakdown, or a cramped hand later and I always regret it.

"I'm free! Let's listen to some music!" -- me right before spraining my ankle on spring break.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

@Moggin,
really, I doubt the guy with the cheese slices was even considered during the promo, so how did you know of him?