• Thank you for visiting Buffy-Boards. You obviously have exceptional taste. We just want you to know that:
    1. You really should register so you can chat with us!
    2. Twelve thousand people can't be wrong.
    3. Buffy-Boards loves you.
    4. See 1 through 3.
    Come on, register already!

What made me lawl today redux

Nix

🤪
Joined
Feb 6, 2002
Messages
9,974
Location
UK
Sineya
My son asked me, "where does poo come from?"
I was a little uncomfortable but I gave an honest explanation.
He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for
a few seconds and asked, "and Tiger?"...
 

thrasherpix

Scooby
Joined
Mar 13, 2016
Messages
3,415
Age
38
The above reminds me of when Vanellope meets the Disney princesses (the singing and their talking about it starts at about the 2 minute mark):




Vanellope finally finds her song...MAD magazine would have to be impressed:


My ride is almost here, I have to go...
 

Last Watcher

Tweed Icon
Joined
Dec 26, 2016
Messages
2,704
Age
58
Location
Teabag Central
Sineya
Sent to me today by someone I worked in IT with many years ago...….

Management / I.T. worker relationship
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces altitude until he spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below looks up at him & says:
"Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering about 30 feet above this field!"
The Balloonist stares at him a moment.
"You must work in Information Technology?" He says, frowning.
"I Do!" Replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the Balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct, it is however of no use to anyone."
The man shakes his head.
"You must work in Management?"
"I do," Replied the Balloonist, "How did you know?"
"Well," Says the Man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were in before we met, but now it's my fault!"
 
Top Bottom