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What made me LAWL today

Spanky

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So I get a phone call. I know it's telemarketing. I say hello.

There is silence. I hear noises in the background. I hear a chick with a thick Jamaican accent say "me not hear nothing" so... naturally I says:

Kendra?

Sadly she did not know who Kendra was nor did she find my humor funny. Maybe that's because she didn't know who Kendra was. If she did I am sure she would have thought it quite funny.
 

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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This interview is hilarious. It's two guys from the band Thy Art is Murder, one of the hardcore groups out of Australia. I learned so much watching this. Koalas have chlamydia? 😂 And Chris' (the brunette) voice reminds me of Chris Hemsworth a bit. These guys are lots of fun!!! 🍻


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Spanky

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Her: You remember the name of that old ladies body wash?
Me: No. I was never into old ladies.
 

Spanky

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The sheep was eventually shot due to its refusal to cooperate with officers.
Did they plant a weapon on him? The cops like doing that. Maybe stashed some drugs in his coat. Despite others testimony of the sheep's good manners, police insist he was the black sheep of the community.
 
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
I hear it was a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Spanky

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File this under why some people should not get tattoos

Or do meth.
Or get tattoos while doing meth.
 
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
Tattoos or makeup?
Last Watcher
Last Watcher
Or get a tattoo done by someone on Meth......

Spanky

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@nightshade I can see it happening. Improper racking. If you look there does not appear to be proper crossbeam supports. It appears as though they have everything stacked on the uprights with pallets. Further, it appears - without knowing the content - they are seriously beyond their weight limit.
 
nightshade
nightshade
yeah I suppose so, a proper warehouse wouldn't do that though
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