All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Buffy (or Angel)

Living Dead Boy · Jan 4, 2012

Fire bad, tree pretty.
Nobody deserves mime.
You do not joke about eating people in a household.
Nobody ever really goes to the library.
Never do a woman wrong: they might call upon a vengeance demon.
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
Nothing can defeat the penis! 😀

You go!

PassionBecoming · Jan 4, 2012

Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness!
I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath? ....Nah.
You know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble.
Those who can do. Those who can't laugh at those who can do.
I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine.
Big noise scare monster, remember?
She doesn't have to talk.
Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood.
All's well that ends with cute E.R. doctors, I always say.
Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.

Living Dead Boy · Jan 4, 2012

Electricity lies.
Sometimes it pays to flunk the written.
Sleep with a guy, he'll turn evil.
High school is Hell.
There's no prophecy about a Chosen One and her friends, but maybe their should be.
Younger siblings really are nothing more than giant balls of energy created to cause chaos in your life...but you have to love them anyway.
Schools are just factories spewing out mindless automatons...who go on to be very valuable and productive members of society, and you should go.
To make cereal: put the box next to the milk. It's on the food channel.

Cast No Shadow · Jan 4, 2012

If you are going to fight a god, use the weapon of a god.
Always have a few kittens spare, in case a poker game starts.
If your teacher appears to be attracted to you and likes bugs, chances are that she's a praying mantis.
Don't mock a fear demon, it's tacky.
All monkeys are French.
Don't leave the frat party to have sex with your new boyfriend. Again, and again, and again...

Astral · Jan 4, 2012

It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen year-old girl to unplug her phone.

Never mark down liking shrubs on a career test.

Never sneak up behind someone holding a stake.

Living Dead Boy · Jan 4, 2012

Gangs on PCP is an applicable explanation for far more situations than I ever thought possible.
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Don't make bears.
Be careful of what store you buy your Halloween costumes from.
Aimee Mann hates playing in vampire towns.
When people are perfectly happy getting along, vampires come and run around and they kill people. They take over your whole house and make stupid little mini pizzas.
There's a Hellmouth in Cleveland.

Gum Gnome33 · Jan 4, 2012

Never let anyone inside your home, even if they have free samples or an intriguing pale complexion.

Coffee will keep you tense, tea will make you calm. Simple as that!

Even used Mercedes' have leather seats.

If it looks like the statue's eyes are following you, they probably are.

Just when you think you've reached an all time low, oh look! There's someplace lower.

Syrup has kinds.

When men grow body hair they lose all ability to tell you what they really want.

The syphilis won't kill you, but the smallpox will.

Life isn't black and white and things aren't always as they seem. Get used to it!

Sometimes when you've just got to make something happen, you can.

Cast No Shadow · Jan 5, 2012

Nobody deserves mime.

Quality time with mum probably leads to quality matricide.

A gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

PassionBecoming · Jan 5, 2012

It is a valid lifestyle choice to bring a demon to prom.

Never climb into a bed with the lights off. There might be a dead body in it.

Keep a mirror in your pocket to check if that cute, mysterious guy telling you cryptic things has a reflection. That way you won't be surprised later.

"Expensive" and "costs more" are completely different.

Don't get into guillotines for magic tricks.

You can have a lot of fun when you're invisible.

kittenpoker · Jan 6, 2012

haha! these are great! what an awesome thread!!!!

-Life is short
- Tree pretty. Fire bad.
- Get over it!

(I'll prob think of more later) 🙂

Living Dead Boy · Jan 6, 2012

Frankly, it's ludicrous to have interlocking bodies and not... interlock.
Never wear a high school varsity jacket: Girls will literally kill for you.
You know what they say. Those of us who fail history are doomed to repeat it in summer school.
Only someone who's been living underground for ten years would think that jackets with the sleeves rolled up was the look.
A decent spot of violence puts things in perspective.
There's a softer side of Sears.
To save a document, press "Deliver".
They may not look like it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves.

sisterofmercy · Jan 6, 2012

The women have the babies and the men dig up the corpses.
The plural of nemesis is nemeses.

Cast No Shadow · Jan 6, 2012

Don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico.

'A' doesn't stand for 'Angel', it stands for 'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student.

Two things you shouldn't believe in - coincidences and leprechauns.

You can go from killing a man to zippedidoodah in 24 hours.

Evil Angelus 95 · Jan 7, 2012

If your friend(s) begin hanging out with a different crowd and they all act EXTREMELY weird, they're probably possessed by hyenas

All ventriloquist dummies are actually demon hunters trapped within a wooden body

Having sex with anyone can lead you or the other person to losing a soul and turning evil

All mayors are evil demons

All frat houses either have a demon living beneath them or they are posessed by evil spirits

Beer is bad

The only plan you need is to go in "And start hitting people hard in the face"

VisionGirl · Jan 7, 2012

Don't speak Latin in front of the books.
Tact is just not saying true stuff.
Martha Stewart is a witch (Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness).

And I love this thread- it should be staked!!

david4wt · Jan 20, 2012

Never kill a boy on the first date.
If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.

Living Dead Boy · Jan 20, 2012

If nothing we do matters, than all that matters is what we do.
No one knows the price of true evil, but if you run out of ideas, use Mastercard.
Thanksgiving is a sham, but it's a sham with yams.
The pain you feel only can heal by living.
Math seems cooler when your singing about it.
You don't go to the winter formal in a van.
"Have a good summer" is the kiss of death.
Passion rules us all.

PassionBecoming · Jan 20, 2012

There is such a thing as Jewish Santa.

EvilWillow · Jan 20, 2012

The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
Cheerleading is a little too hairy these days.
It's the computer age, and nerds are in.
Looking at guns makes girls want to have sex.

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PassionBecoming · Jan 20, 2012

I want to be a macho man.

All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Buffy (or Angel)

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You are my world.

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"Well, yeah..."

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Raising penguins in Guam

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Ray of Sunshine..

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Total Dork

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We take what we can get.

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