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ANGEL 6x1
CLEAN SLATE
TEASER
[FADE IN]
Ext. Alleyway of the Hyperion- Night
[The Hyperion alleyway stands the way it usually stands, abandoned. No signs of the epic battle that took place here just six months ago, just a normal old alleyway like many others in L.A. Suddenly, bursts of light erupt in the middle of the alleyway, this continues for a few seconds then stops. Once the light show ends, the alley isn't empty anymore, two motionless bodies lay on the blacktop now. The first would be that of everyone's favorite bleach blonde vampire, Spike, shirt and jeans ripped to shred (and smelling very ripe) and smears of blood all over his face. Across from him, also lying motionless, is the demi-goddess Illyria, who also has blood smeared over her face, most of it not her own. After about thirty seconds, shadows come running through the dark alleyway.]
UNKNOWN FEMALE[O.C]:
I think I see them, they don't look so good.
[About seven young women holding stakes and crossbows rush to the two fallen heroes. The group of girls split up and try to help both of them up to their which is really hard to do because they are out cold. The first female, she has short brown hair, looks to a figure who is standing somewhere O.C behind them.]
BROWN HAIRED FEMALE:
Bleach blonde vampire? Blue haired woman? Looks like we found them.
[A second girl speaks up while trying to help Spike, who is slowly coming around, to his feet.]
FEMALE#2:
After six months of being stationed here, it's finally paid off. Can we go home now.
[Spike's eyes open looking at these women, he still doesn't know where he is.]
SPIKE[Dazed]:
Bloody hell, feels like the hellmouth came down on me "¦.. again.
[Illyria is also coming to, being helped up to her feet much quicker by a blond woman.]
Illyria:
What is this annoyance? My brainwaves feel scrambled, like something has been extracted.
BLOND GIRL [Putting hand over ILLYRIA'S mouth]:
Shush, you've had a long journey.
ILLYRIA:
I advise you not to touch me there again if you like your tongue in your mouth.
[The blonde girl pulls away as fast as possible. The brown haired girl turns her attention towards the figure who is apparently standing in the distance.]
BROWN HAIRED GIRL:
We got them, now what?
[A short skinny young man in a three piece suit appears from out of the shadows with a smirk on his face. He protrudes confidence as he talks to his young charges. ANDREW WELLS, even more grown up and mature since the last time we saw him, but still his boyish self deep down inside leans towards his seven slayers.]
ANDREW:
We take them to LONDON for questioning and find out where ANGEL is. To the
[The girls get the two on their feet and follow Andrew out of the alleyway. Both don't have a choice if they are to be taken away or not. Andrew points forward]
ANDREW:
To the watcher-mobile.
[Andrew walks forward as the brown haired slayer sighs at the goofiness of his watcher. Soon, the alleyway is empty again, like nothing ever happened here in the first place.]
EXT. PARK- NIGHT
[ A familiar scene that viewers of the show are used to seeing: a woman on the run, screaming in terror. Nobody is around to help from the menace she is running from, so she is pretty much dead. Her pursuers have bumpy foreheads and are incredibly fast.]
WOMAN:
Stay away from me, I already gave you my purse!
VAMPIRE#1:
Which we plan to use later, but it's your blood we are after.
VAMPIRE#2:
You'll make a very satisfying meal.
[As per usual, the victim slips and falls on a rock with the three vampires cornering her. She let's loose an ear piercing scream that no one can hear.]
WOMAN:
Please, someone help me, PLEASE!!!!
VAMPIRE#2:
No one to help you now, in fact, there hasn't been anyone messing in our business for about six months now.
VAMPIRE#1:
THE STREETS BELONG TO US!!!!!!!
MALE [O.C]:
Hey! Suck asses![ The vampires turn to the figure yelling at them from behind, nothing but a boy maybe in his late teens. The vampires take their attention off the woman and approach the young man laughing. The boy gives them a vicious smirk as they walk ever closer to him.] Don't you guys have any other strategy? It's always "chase helpless victims" this and "talk them to death" that.
VAMPIRE#3[LAUGHING]:
Looks like school got out early tonight, so you wanna have a go, skippy?
CONNOR:
You know I do.
[Connor lifts his right hand up at them with a very confident smile as they stand directly in front of them.]
VAMPIRE#1:
So, before we tear you to bits, why don't you tell us a little about yourself? A back story, who are you? What do you do? You know small talk before the killing and feeding.
CONNOR:
Very well. [ CONNOR cracks his neck and raises his arm even further out to reveal a weapon of sorts on his palm.] I'm THE DESTROYER!
[ Right as CONNOR clenches his fist, three stakes shoot out impaling VAMPIRE#1 and turning him into dust. The two vampires look shocked that he took their counterpart that easily.]
VAMPIRE#2:
What the"¦.
[Vampires #2 and #3 charge at him as he keeps his cool going.]
CONNOR:
And as for my occupation "¦ [ CONNOR pulls a disc out of his pocket and throws it with great accuracy decapitating VAMP#3 on impact, he turns to dust as well.] I help the helpless.
VAMP#2:
Your going to pay!
[ The last vamp leaps towards Connor, he outstretches his left arm as wooden sickle pops out. The vampires chest immediately makes contact with the shaft and he turns to dust. CONNOR stands upright not looking at the victim who is slowly getting to her feet.]
CONNOR:
Any questions?
[FADE OUT]
END TEASER
CLEAN SLATE
TEASER
[FADE IN]
Ext. Alleyway of the Hyperion- Night
[The Hyperion alleyway stands the way it usually stands, abandoned. No signs of the epic battle that took place here just six months ago, just a normal old alleyway like many others in L.A. Suddenly, bursts of light erupt in the middle of the alleyway, this continues for a few seconds then stops. Once the light show ends, the alley isn't empty anymore, two motionless bodies lay on the blacktop now. The first would be that of everyone's favorite bleach blonde vampire, Spike, shirt and jeans ripped to shred (and smelling very ripe) and smears of blood all over his face. Across from him, also lying motionless, is the demi-goddess Illyria, who also has blood smeared over her face, most of it not her own. After about thirty seconds, shadows come running through the dark alleyway.]
UNKNOWN FEMALE[O.C]:
I think I see them, they don't look so good.
[About seven young women holding stakes and crossbows rush to the two fallen heroes. The group of girls split up and try to help both of them up to their which is really hard to do because they are out cold. The first female, she has short brown hair, looks to a figure who is standing somewhere O.C behind them.]
BROWN HAIRED FEMALE:
Bleach blonde vampire? Blue haired woman? Looks like we found them.
[A second girl speaks up while trying to help Spike, who is slowly coming around, to his feet.]
FEMALE#2:
After six months of being stationed here, it's finally paid off. Can we go home now.
[Spike's eyes open looking at these women, he still doesn't know where he is.]
SPIKE[Dazed]:
Bloody hell, feels like the hellmouth came down on me "¦.. again.
[Illyria is also coming to, being helped up to her feet much quicker by a blond woman.]
Illyria:
What is this annoyance? My brainwaves feel scrambled, like something has been extracted.
BLOND GIRL [Putting hand over ILLYRIA'S mouth]:
Shush, you've had a long journey.
ILLYRIA:
I advise you not to touch me there again if you like your tongue in your mouth.
[The blonde girl pulls away as fast as possible. The brown haired girl turns her attention towards the figure who is apparently standing in the distance.]
BROWN HAIRED GIRL:
We got them, now what?
[A short skinny young man in a three piece suit appears from out of the shadows with a smirk on his face. He protrudes confidence as he talks to his young charges. ANDREW WELLS, even more grown up and mature since the last time we saw him, but still his boyish self deep down inside leans towards his seven slayers.]
ANDREW:
We take them to LONDON for questioning and find out where ANGEL is. To the
[The girls get the two on their feet and follow Andrew out of the alleyway. Both don't have a choice if they are to be taken away or not. Andrew points forward]
ANDREW:
To the watcher-mobile.
[Andrew walks forward as the brown haired slayer sighs at the goofiness of his watcher. Soon, the alleyway is empty again, like nothing ever happened here in the first place.]
EXT. PARK- NIGHT
[ A familiar scene that viewers of the show are used to seeing: a woman on the run, screaming in terror. Nobody is around to help from the menace she is running from, so she is pretty much dead. Her pursuers have bumpy foreheads and are incredibly fast.]
WOMAN:
Stay away from me, I already gave you my purse!
VAMPIRE#1:
Which we plan to use later, but it's your blood we are after.
VAMPIRE#2:
You'll make a very satisfying meal.
[As per usual, the victim slips and falls on a rock with the three vampires cornering her. She let's loose an ear piercing scream that no one can hear.]
WOMAN:
Please, someone help me, PLEASE!!!!
VAMPIRE#2:
No one to help you now, in fact, there hasn't been anyone messing in our business for about six months now.
VAMPIRE#1:
THE STREETS BELONG TO US!!!!!!!
MALE [O.C]:
Hey! Suck asses![ The vampires turn to the figure yelling at them from behind, nothing but a boy maybe in his late teens. The vampires take their attention off the woman and approach the young man laughing. The boy gives them a vicious smirk as they walk ever closer to him.] Don't you guys have any other strategy? It's always "chase helpless victims" this and "talk them to death" that.
VAMPIRE#3[LAUGHING]:
Looks like school got out early tonight, so you wanna have a go, skippy?
CONNOR:
You know I do.
[Connor lifts his right hand up at them with a very confident smile as they stand directly in front of them.]
VAMPIRE#1:
So, before we tear you to bits, why don't you tell us a little about yourself? A back story, who are you? What do you do? You know small talk before the killing and feeding.
CONNOR:
Very well. [ CONNOR cracks his neck and raises his arm even further out to reveal a weapon of sorts on his palm.] I'm THE DESTROYER!
[ Right as CONNOR clenches his fist, three stakes shoot out impaling VAMPIRE#1 and turning him into dust. The two vampires look shocked that he took their counterpart that easily.]
VAMPIRE#2:
What the"¦.
[Vampires #2 and #3 charge at him as he keeps his cool going.]
CONNOR:
And as for my occupation "¦ [ CONNOR pulls a disc out of his pocket and throws it with great accuracy decapitating VAMP#3 on impact, he turns to dust as well.] I help the helpless.
VAMP#2:
Your going to pay!
[ The last vamp leaps towards Connor, he outstretches his left arm as wooden sickle pops out. The vampires chest immediately makes contact with the shaft and he turns to dust. CONNOR stands upright not looking at the victim who is slowly getting to her feet.]
CONNOR:
Any questions?
[FADE OUT]
END TEASER