gwenogjones
Scooby
This is a short story I wrote for Angel the Series 21st Birthday (today 5th October 2020). It will be 8 chapters long. It is set in the AU of my Doyle lives rewrites but it's set in 2020 so it doesn't really follow on from them. All you need to really know is: Connor never went to Quortoth so he is coming up on his 19 birthday.
If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run, yours is the earth and everything that's in it and - which is more - you'll be a man, my son.
If - Rudyard Kipling
What You Do Afterwards: Coming of Age
The Unforgiving MinutePart One
The still and comforting darkness was shattered by a loud shrieking and a relentless pounding that seemed to make the whole world shudder and quake beneath him. Doyle pried open one eye and peered blearily up at the small creature causing the disturbance, then he grunted, rolled over and poked his still sleeping wife in the ribs. 'Your daughter's awake,' he murmured in a voice made thick with sleep.
'Nuhuh,' she was face down in the pillow - but she still shook her head. 'No way, buddy,' she mumbled, 'this early in the morning she is definitely your daughter.' She refused to turn over, lying completely still, and a moment later, a loud snore told him Cordelia had fallen back asleep already.
Meanwhile, the little girl at the end of the bed was still bouncing - higher and higher - her squeals getting louder. Doyle forced his eyes open again. 'Cara - princess…'
'Can we get a puppy? Can we?' She was still bouncing. He wondered where this had come from, and why it had led her out of bed so early.
'No - you should be in bed.'
'It's morning, daddy!'
'It's still dark - stop jumpin'. Go back to your sister.'
But Cara blew a raspberry - she had learned that from her mother. 'Prim's asleep.'
'Well so was I!'
The little girl squealed in delight and then launched herself downwards, towards her father - who only just had the presence of mind, in his still sleep addled state, to stick his arms out and catch her before she crashed on top of him. Giggling, she snuggled into his arms, 'well, I think we should get a puppy.'
'Well I think we should go to sleep.'
'You're so old, daddy.'
'Yes, yes I am. An old, old man - and you should take pity on me and let me rest my weary bones.'
She giggled again - and dutifully shut her eyes. Doyle did likewise, her tiny little hand was clasped in his and her tight black curls were tickling his nose. There was a moment of perfect hush and then - her dark eyes snapped open again. 'Who do you love more, daddy, me or Primrose?'
'I love you both equally - go to sleep.'
'Well who do you think is prettier, daddy, me or Primrose?'
'You're both the most beautiful girls in the world - go to sleep.'
'Well - who do you think is gooder, daddy? Me or Primrose?'
He pried an eye open and stared down at his tiny daughter, curled against him, looking like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. 'Primrose - definitely Primrose!'
'Daddy!' She pulled her hand from his and brought it across her body to slap him on his other arm.
'Ow! Daddy doesn't have slayer strength - don't hit so hard.'
But she only giggled, 'it was just a smack. So - when we get a puppy I was thinking we should call her Tinkerbell or maybe Princess Isabella Sofina - what do you think?'
'I think I haven't agreed to a puppy, and you need to go back to sleep.'
'If we got a puppy then we'd have an excuse to leave the hotel more often - 'cause we'd have to walk it,' Cara said.
Doyle opened his eyes at that, considering it. The team had … well … lockdown had been hard on all of them. Angel had gone … funny.
'Of course we might end up getting a boy puppy,' Cara was saying, her voice very serious. She had slipped her hand back into Doyle's, he closed his eyes again and grunted in acknowledgement of the fact that - yes - a puppy might indeed turn out to be a boy.
'And then I would call it Angel or Spike,' she decided. 'Daddy - who do you think I should marry when I grow up? Angel or Spike?'
His eyes flew back open. 'Neither,' he said without a moment's hesitation. 'Slayers shouldn't marry vampires - it ends badly, the pair of them should know.'
'Mommy married you.'
'I'm not a vampire.'
'You're a demon.'
'Yeah - I can't help havin' demon DNA,' he tickled her, 'what's your excuse?'
She giggled again, 'I'm not a demon!' she squealed indignantly.
'Couldda fooled me!'
'You know -' Cordelia's voice suddenly interrupted them, still from face down in the pillow, 'I once heard a woman got off on a double homicide charge because the people she killed wouldn't stop talking whilst she was trying to sleep. Turns out no jury in the land would convict her…'
'See - now your mommy's makin' death threats, I told y' we needed to go to sleep.'
'Damn skippy,' Cordelia nodded into her pillow.
'Damn skippy,' Cara echoed her.
'Don't cuss.'
There was a moment of quiet - silence reigned over the room, save for the deep, regular breathing of people slowly falling back asleep. And then the bedroom door slammed open. 'Mooom!' Their eldest daughter was standing there, in her white nightdress, 'Cara's not in her bed.'
Cara sat up, 'I'm here!'
'Why didn't you tell me you were coming in?'
'Oh for god's sake!' Cordelia cried, sitting up from her pillow at last. 'Prim, honey - either climb in with us, or go back to bed - and then everyone zip it!'
Primrose ran across the room on her bare feet and, like Cara had done, launched herself in between her parents. There was a moment of fidgeting and fussing and fighting for space, now four people were crammed into a bed meant for two, and then the two little girls cuddled up in the dip in the middle, Doyle reached across to wrap his arm around them, and at the other side, Cordy did the same, their hands met in the middle and their fingers intertwined - and then, finally, the whole family fell back to sleep.
...
It seemed a cruelly brief amount of time, after consciousness was lost, that the beeping of the alarm forced them back into wakefulness, telling them it was time to get up and start a new day.
'OK,' she said, holding her sword out in front of her, the younger slayers copied her hold, with swords of their own, 'from en garde we're going to parry left. We step back our left foot, slide back out right foot - and pull the sword back to waist level.' She demonstrated - the younger slayers copied. 'The tip of your sword should be pointing towards your opponent. So - visualise your opponent - is the tip pointing at them?'
She moved back into her starting position, 'remember parry left is turning to your left. If we parry right, it's the same move, but this time, we step back with our right foot and slide our left - our bodies and swords are pointing right so - on three, parry right - one, two three, step back, slide, pull back, point.' She went through the steps, and the girls followed along in perfect time. 'You're going to want your blade to be pointing upward, so you turn your wrist as you pull back,' she reminded them, 'hold position - I'm coming round to check.'
Breaking her own stance, she lowered her sword and walked purposefully between the rows of girls, checking posture and grip and blade position - readjusting a few, but always with a couple of words of encouragement. Once she was happy everyone was doing it right, she split them into pairs and had them practice thrusting and parrying. Again she walked round the training room - the old ballroom of the Hyperion repurposed for the slayers to train in - and corrected and praised their techniques. 'Don't stick your sword out too far, when you parry,' she told one pair of slayers, 'keep it close, remember you don't need her sword to do anything but miss you - all you gotta do it block it - you don't have to push it away. The further you move your sword, the more you open yourself up - keep it closed.'
The girls continued, thrusting and parrying until the clock told Cordelia it was time to call the session to a halt. 'Right -' she picked up a pack of anti-bac wipes and sighed to herself as she walked through the room, holding the packet out for the girls to take one. 'Remember to wipe down the hilt and carry your sword back to the racks with the wipe still wrapped around it. Wipes go in the trashcan on the way out, don't forget to use hand sanitiser before you leave. It's time to shower and change, ready for your next lesson.'
The slayers followed her instructions and filed out, Cordelia checked over the swords - making sure they were properly put away, grumbling to herself the whole time, 'stupid pandemic, I'm so ready for all this to be over…'
Once she was happy with the state they were leaving the training room in, she picked up her water bottle and towel and, dabbing at her face and neck, left the old ballroom and headed back to the hotel lobby.
'Connor will be being careful,' Fred said absently, she and Gunn were sitting behind the counter at the desks, heads together, poring over a prophecy.
'Careful, hell,' Gunn snorted, 'kid aint been ill a day in his life, he don't need to worry and neither do you.'
'We don't know that - what about that time when he was a newborn, huh? He had that weird little rattly wheeze thing going on, I could hear it…'
'The doctor said that was just his digestion,' Cordelia reminded the vampire, coming up to the counter and putting her towel and water bottle down on it. Angel frowned at them. 'Hand sanitiser,' he said to her.
'I just did it - before I left training.' But he continued to stare at her, his brow furrowed, and, with a sigh and a scowl, she squirted a blob of gel into her palm and rubbed it in. 'We're a bubble,' she pointed out.
'We're a big bubble, we can't be too careful.'
'You're a vampire - hello!' But he wouldn't listen to reason and so, with a snort of disgust, she headed over to the others, 'Fred - you're up,' she said to the other woman.
'Oh - already?' She glanced up at the clock, her eyebrows shooting up her forehead when she saw the time. 'I guess I just got lost in the math here - it's fascinating … and worrying…'
'Yeah well, fascinating and worrying math aside, there's a whole bunch of slayer types waiting on a chem class.'
'I'm on it.' She gathered her things together and got up from her desk, hurrying off to the part of the hotel which now served as the older girls' classroom.
17 years on from Willow's spell, brand new slayers were still being born nearly every day - right across the world - and, as more of the original potentials called came of age and grew up, more and more slayer schools were able to open up on different continents, meaning more and more girls could stay closer to home for their own slayer Hogwarts experience and not have to travel to Giles in London. The team had been running the West Coast school for 15 years now, sharing the normal school lessons and the slayer training and study - which made up the girls' education - between them. Faith and Robin ran a similar school on the East Coast - there was even a bit of a rivalry building up between the two.
Once Fred was gone, Cordelia sat down at her own desk and checked the phone messages, frowning when she saw how many there were. 'Angel, have you done any work?' she asked him. He ignored her, there was a look of extreme concentration on his face and - from the painful and laborious way his thumbs were moving - she could tell he was attempting to send a text message.
Shaking her head, she glanced over at Gunn. 'what about you? How goes the prophecy - is the world ending?'
'Might be,' he told her. 'Fred's working on the math, but it's even givin' her head a spin, it's so complex. I got my demon lexicon here,' he held up the large book he was using to help him, 'my translations coming along, but …'
'It could be days or even weeks before we know anything?'
'And by then the world might have ended,' he shrugged.
'Well, I guess sometimes it can be nice to be surprised.' She turned back to the messages and began to read through them, her frown becoming deeper. 'There's some pretty funky stuff going on out there,' she said, after a while. 'You know - beyond the usual, or what passes for usual this year. There's a report here of someone's lap pool turning red with blood. Another here of screaming portraits and smashing mirrors in a house in Pasadena. Oh - and a - yeuch! Someone found a slaughtered calf in their backyard this morning, the markings on it look ritualistic - maybe linked to dark rites. This is "end of the world" kind of stuff.'
'Backs up what I'm not getting from this prophecy,' Gunn told her, 'there's some words here, but …' he shook his head and started to leaf through the lexicon, hoping to find the words he was missing. For all it was 16 years since he had lost his knowledge of demon languages, and started to learn them the hard and slow way, he still didn't have anywhere near the level of fluency he had once enjoyed. There were just too many demon languages to learn - and this was one he had never seen before.
'Well, I guess someone should go check these out,' Cordelia said. She looked up expectantly at Angel, who was still fighting with his phone and ignoring their conversation completely. She sighed, 'so I guess that would be me then,' she stood up and picked up her purse.
'Want me to come with?' Gunn asked her. But she shook her head. 'No - we need you working on that prophecy, I'll grab Doyle. He can sidekick today.' She cast a sidelong look at Angel as she walked past him. 'Don't spend all day on that phone - and don't be bothering Connor every two minutes - he's supposed to be getting his first taste of independence.'
You shouldn't be in a coffee shop. Keep your mask on. Stay 6 feet apart.
He rolled his eyes again and put the phone back on the table. He couldn't keep his mask on if he was drinking coffee - surely even the world's most paranoid vampire could work that out? And everyone was staying six feet apart, the whole place was carefully set up - hardly anyone was allowed in at once, he was lucky to be here at all.
'That your dad again?' his new friend, Madison, asked him. He grinned at her, 'yeah he's having trouble letting go - you know, adjusting. He's pretty old so - I guess change is hard for him. Plus somehow he managed to download a tracking app - never used an app before in his life and now he's tailing me like he's in the CIA or something. It's pretty nuts. He's pretty nuts.'
Madison only shrugged. 'My parents are having trouble adjusting too. It's not just getting used to me not being home any more - but I guess they never figured my Freshman year of college would take place during a global pandemic.'
'Yeah - I don't think that one was on anyone's bingo cards.'
'Wish I could go back in time and put money on this - you'd get good odds.'
'Wish I could go back in time and not have to wear a mask to a grocery store.'
She laughed, 'got that right.' She checked her watch, 'we better get going - we'll be late.'
They got up, put their masks back on, now they were no longer drinking coffee, and took a squirt of hand sanitiser before they left the shop. The new normal did not get any more normal, no matter how long it went on for - and the longing for everything to go back to the old normal never went away.
Not that everything would or even could go back - there were things lost now that were gone forever. Like his first few weeks as a college Freshman - spent taking online classes or in socially distant lectures, social events and study groups conducted over zoom… this was meant to be a time to cut loose and go crazy, his first time away from home, and instead he got … this.
And it wasn't just Freshman year that was looking like being a total washout, he'd lost Senior year of high school too. Classes had been cancelled, in favour of remote learning, their final grades were just sort of … made up, prom had been a joke and the graduation ceremony hadn't even happened. So much for all American rites of passage...
As they headed towards the quad, Connor felt his phone vibrate inside his pocket. He rolled his eyes again and took it out to check. Yep - he knew it - from dad.
His blonde, elder daughter had stuck her hand up, 'that one's Saturn.'
'Good - who's gonna take this one?'
All the girls stuck their hands up, he shook his head, 'younger ones get bigger balloons - 'cause you don't have to be as careful with them. Older girls get the smaller ones - you can help the others when you're done.' He handed Saturn to the little girl sitting beside Cara. 'OK so - Emma - you're the oldest here, which means you get the smallest - which planet do I give you?'
She wrinkled up her nose and thought about it, 'Mercury?'
'Yep - closest to the sun and the smallest - o' course in my day, there was a smaller one still. Called Pluto - right out on the edge it was - but they declassified it back in 2006. Cryin' shame. So now there's only 8 planets in the solar system. Who's gonna name 'em all for a gold star sticker?'
Again all the hands flew straight in the air and Doyle pointed at one of the young slayers, who stood up and started to reel them off. He smiled as he listened to her. Back when he had discovered his demon half, he had never thought he would get a chance to be a grade school teacher again and - much as being a seer and a sidekick was never a dull life - he had always missed it. But since the slayer school had opened, he'd pretty much had free reign over all the grade school age girls, and he didn't even have to worry about sneezing in front of them - because they already knew about his cactus face.
They took most girls in from the age when they should have been starting first grade, the little slayers were already too strong to go to normal school and too young to control their powers, the way an older slayer could. It wouldn't be safe and it wouldn't be fair - on the girls or on the normal children. Some who lived close enough still went home at the end of the day, those from further afield would board at the hotel. As more and more slayers were born, more and more the world became aware of … something, something not being quite right. It came as less and less of a surprise to the parents, when they were visited by a scoobie, or a slayer, or a team member who explained to them what their daughters were and what the schools had to offer. For many, it came as a relief - to understand why their daughters were so strong and know there was help out there, though as more parents were found - and support groups between them were created - most were able to stay close and maintain good relationships with their daughters.
It wasn't always the case, though. One of the downsides of Willow's spell was that some of the young slayers found themselves abandoned by their families, some at very young ages. It was how Doyle and Cordelia now had two daughters, neither of which looked anything like either of them. Both Primrose and Cara had been abandoned by their birth parents only months after they were born; they had never known any parents but Doyle and Cordy - or any life outside the hotel - and obviously Doyle wouldn't give up his girls for the world but … it still made his heart hurt that, all these years later, families were still being ripped apart by the consequences of Willow's spell.
The girl finished reciting the planets, the rest of the class gave her a round of applause and Doyle gave her a sticker. Cara's hand shot up in the air, 'Cara,' he said.
'Daddy,' she flashed her biggest, whitest grin at him, 'you know that planet that's not a planet any more?'
'Pluto.'
'Yeah … Pluto is Mickey Mouse's puppy. Daddy, can we get a puppy?'
'No - so … here's the biggest balloon, I blew this one right the way up. And if we count the balloons I got nine of them, but there are only 8 planets - so who can tell me what this one is supposed to be?'
Once more the hands shot into the air, just as there was a knock on the door - and Cordelia entered the classroom, with Lorne behind her. 'Sorry to interrupt,' she said - as Cara jumped out of her chair and launched herself at her mom, wrapping her arms around Cordy's waist in a big hug. Cordy hugged her back, even as she told her to sit down and behave herself - she was in class. 'Something's come up,' Cordelia told her husband, 'we need to investigate.'
'Which means it's time for a music lesson with Uncle Lorne,' the anagogic demon told the girls, 'so you munchkins tidy up all this …' he waved his hand at the newspaper and glue and mess, 'papier-mache hell you're creating and we'll do some singing.'
The girls set to tidying up, Lorne took over from Doyle at the front of the room - and the Irishman followed his wife outside. 'What's goin' on?' he asked her, as they left.
'The world is ending.'
'Oh - OK then.'
He sang 'Happy Birthday' twice, as the warm water cascaded over his hands, and he scrubbed soap between his fingers. The smell of smoke in the air alerted him to the fact he was no longer alone, he looked around and - sure enough - Spike was standing in the bathroom doorway, smoking a cigarette and grinning it at him. 'You're quite the idiot, you know that, mate?' the blonde vampire said to him.
'You gotta keep your hands clean.'
'Uh - I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're 270 years too late to be worrying about catching a deadly disease.'
'But that doesn't mean I can't be a carrier - I could be like Typhoid Mary - going round, infecting people left right and centre. I could infect Connor…'
Spike rolled his eyes. 'The bloody world might be ending, and you're worrying about infecting a healthy kid - who has never been ill and doesn't even live here any more - with a virus with a 96% survival rate.'
'It's the responsible thing to do.'
'Looking into the slight apocalypse we have going on right now is the responsible thing to do. Not compulsively washing your hands, Lady Macbeth. What's with you, Angel - you've been completely driven out of your tree. The world is ending - hello!'
Angel tutted impatiently. 'The world is not ending. It never is. We always say "end of the world" - and it never happens. This time is no different.'
Spike took a drag on his cigarette, 'is that a fact?'
'If the world were ending, there would be signs.'
The professor stopped to take a sip of water, lowering his mask for only a second before replacing it over his mouth and nose. 'And yet - over a hundred years on, do these hardy Edwardian principles still mean anything to us? Is this the way we should lead our lives - meet triumph and disaster - never giving in to the emotions, to the extremes? Always stoic, always a blank canvas - keeping it all inside…'
Connor chuckled to himself, 'sounds like my dad,' he muttered under his breath. He thought about that for a moment - well, how his dad had always been up until Connor had left home. Angel had started to unravel the closer and closer it got to Connor going to Stanford. He frowned. Phones weren't allowed in class, but he'd text when he got out - just a little something to try and put Angel's mind at rest.
'This is the question we must ask ourselves,' the lecturer was saying, 'especially in these uncertain times. Are these lessons still valuable - are they even possible? Has there ever been such a person who can "make a heap of all their winnings and risk it all on one turn of pitch and toss, and lose and start again at their beginnings, and never breathe a word about their loss"? Should we aim for the unattainable? - and is it even desirable? Is it a good thing if "neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, if all men count but none too much"? Is that a virtue now? Was it even a virtue when the poem was written? And what does it say about our society, or turn of the twentieth century society? Four years after this poem was written, the very men it was inspiring were sent off to the most terrible war Europe had ever seen - how did this line of thinking influence these men and their actions?'
Connor continued with his doodling, he'd drawn a wiggly line all the way around the poem now and was onto shading in all the round shapes within the letters. Maybe when he texted Angel he would ask him what the men of Europe were thinking when they went off to war, so that when he handed his paper in he could have a definitive answer straight from the horse's mouth. There were definite upsides to having a 270 year old dad.
'With all these lofty ideals, these virtues instilled in their mind, the importance of stoicism and diffidence …' the professor said, 'to then find themselves in the mud, facing machine gun nests, watching childhood friends and brothers die - and unable to articulate any of how it made them feel because that would make them less of a man - it must have felt like their very world was ending, the whole earth shaken beneath their feet…'
He cut himself off as he heard a distant rumbling sound, growing louder as it grew closer. Connor looked up - alert - the other students too, were looking around, anxious murmurs broke out from every corner of the lecture hall. And then the wall began to shake, the ground trembled, the furniture - anything that wasn't nailed down - began to rattle. Plaster fell from the ceilings in little clouds of dust. The professor's desk vibrated so violently that his laptop seemingly jumped by itself across the surface, and he only just caught it from toppling to the ground and smashing.
The rattling and shaking grew stronger, the light bulbs dimmed and grew brighter and dimmed again - and a great crack appeared in the wall and began to snake its way down to the floor. The whole room shuddered and shook - and then, just as suddenly, everything went still. The silence of the aftermath was as shocking, and somehow more frightening, than the quake had been.
If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run, yours is the earth and everything that's in it and - which is more - you'll be a man, my son.
If - Rudyard Kipling
What You Do Afterwards: Coming of Age
The Unforgiving Minute
The still and comforting darkness was shattered by a loud shrieking and a relentless pounding that seemed to make the whole world shudder and quake beneath him. Doyle pried open one eye and peered blearily up at the small creature causing the disturbance, then he grunted, rolled over and poked his still sleeping wife in the ribs. 'Your daughter's awake,' he murmured in a voice made thick with sleep.
'Nuhuh,' she was face down in the pillow - but she still shook her head. 'No way, buddy,' she mumbled, 'this early in the morning she is definitely your daughter.' She refused to turn over, lying completely still, and a moment later, a loud snore told him Cordelia had fallen back asleep already.
Meanwhile, the little girl at the end of the bed was still bouncing - higher and higher - her squeals getting louder. Doyle forced his eyes open again. 'Cara - princess…'
'Can we get a puppy? Can we?' She was still bouncing. He wondered where this had come from, and why it had led her out of bed so early.
'No - you should be in bed.'
'It's morning, daddy!'
'It's still dark - stop jumpin'. Go back to your sister.'
But Cara blew a raspberry - she had learned that from her mother. 'Prim's asleep.'
'Well so was I!'
The little girl squealed in delight and then launched herself downwards, towards her father - who only just had the presence of mind, in his still sleep addled state, to stick his arms out and catch her before she crashed on top of him. Giggling, she snuggled into his arms, 'well, I think we should get a puppy.'
'Well I think we should go to sleep.'
'You're so old, daddy.'
'Yes, yes I am. An old, old man - and you should take pity on me and let me rest my weary bones.'
She giggled again - and dutifully shut her eyes. Doyle did likewise, her tiny little hand was clasped in his and her tight black curls were tickling his nose. There was a moment of perfect hush and then - her dark eyes snapped open again. 'Who do you love more, daddy, me or Primrose?'
'I love you both equally - go to sleep.'
'Well who do you think is prettier, daddy, me or Primrose?'
'You're both the most beautiful girls in the world - go to sleep.'
'Well - who do you think is gooder, daddy? Me or Primrose?'
He pried an eye open and stared down at his tiny daughter, curled against him, looking like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. 'Primrose - definitely Primrose!'
'Daddy!' She pulled her hand from his and brought it across her body to slap him on his other arm.
'Ow! Daddy doesn't have slayer strength - don't hit so hard.'
But she only giggled, 'it was just a smack. So - when we get a puppy I was thinking we should call her Tinkerbell or maybe Princess Isabella Sofina - what do you think?'
'I think I haven't agreed to a puppy, and you need to go back to sleep.'
'If we got a puppy then we'd have an excuse to leave the hotel more often - 'cause we'd have to walk it,' Cara said.
Doyle opened his eyes at that, considering it. The team had … well … lockdown had been hard on all of them. Angel had gone … funny.
'Of course we might end up getting a boy puppy,' Cara was saying, her voice very serious. She had slipped her hand back into Doyle's, he closed his eyes again and grunted in acknowledgement of the fact that - yes - a puppy might indeed turn out to be a boy.
'And then I would call it Angel or Spike,' she decided. 'Daddy - who do you think I should marry when I grow up? Angel or Spike?'
His eyes flew back open. 'Neither,' he said without a moment's hesitation. 'Slayers shouldn't marry vampires - it ends badly, the pair of them should know.'
'Mommy married you.'
'I'm not a vampire.'
'You're a demon.'
'Yeah - I can't help havin' demon DNA,' he tickled her, 'what's your excuse?'
She giggled again, 'I'm not a demon!' she squealed indignantly.
'Couldda fooled me!'
'You know -' Cordelia's voice suddenly interrupted them, still from face down in the pillow, 'I once heard a woman got off on a double homicide charge because the people she killed wouldn't stop talking whilst she was trying to sleep. Turns out no jury in the land would convict her…'
'See - now your mommy's makin' death threats, I told y' we needed to go to sleep.'
'Damn skippy,' Cordelia nodded into her pillow.
'Damn skippy,' Cara echoed her.
'Don't cuss.'
There was a moment of quiet - silence reigned over the room, save for the deep, regular breathing of people slowly falling back asleep. And then the bedroom door slammed open. 'Mooom!' Their eldest daughter was standing there, in her white nightdress, 'Cara's not in her bed.'
Cara sat up, 'I'm here!'
'Why didn't you tell me you were coming in?'
'Oh for god's sake!' Cordelia cried, sitting up from her pillow at last. 'Prim, honey - either climb in with us, or go back to bed - and then everyone zip it!'
Primrose ran across the room on her bare feet and, like Cara had done, launched herself in between her parents. There was a moment of fidgeting and fussing and fighting for space, now four people were crammed into a bed meant for two, and then the two little girls cuddled up in the dip in the middle, Doyle reached across to wrap his arm around them, and at the other side, Cordy did the same, their hands met in the middle and their fingers intertwined - and then, finally, the whole family fell back to sleep.
...
It seemed a cruelly brief amount of time, after consciousness was lost, that the beeping of the alarm forced them back into wakefulness, telling them it was time to get up and start a new day.
...
Cordelia stood in front of her class - teenaged slayers, still considered too young to go out and fight but old enough now to commence their training. It seemed insane that, back when she was their age, Buffy was the one and only chosen in all the world - fighting evil on a daily basis - the powerless scoobies her only back up. It seemed crazy that, at their age, Cordy - with no training, no weapons and no super strength - had been out in cemeteries after dark, hunting the undead, and now these packs of girls, superheroes from birth, were taught together in classrooms and only taken out into the field under extreme supervision until they had clocked enough hours and turned 18. It was just one of the ways the twenty-first century had proved to be completely different to the nineties … it might be one of the very few ways the twenty-first century proved to be better.'OK,' she said, holding her sword out in front of her, the younger slayers copied her hold, with swords of their own, 'from en garde we're going to parry left. We step back our left foot, slide back out right foot - and pull the sword back to waist level.' She demonstrated - the younger slayers copied. 'The tip of your sword should be pointing towards your opponent. So - visualise your opponent - is the tip pointing at them?'
She moved back into her starting position, 'remember parry left is turning to your left. If we parry right, it's the same move, but this time, we step back with our right foot and slide our left - our bodies and swords are pointing right so - on three, parry right - one, two three, step back, slide, pull back, point.' She went through the steps, and the girls followed along in perfect time. 'You're going to want your blade to be pointing upward, so you turn your wrist as you pull back,' she reminded them, 'hold position - I'm coming round to check.'
Breaking her own stance, she lowered her sword and walked purposefully between the rows of girls, checking posture and grip and blade position - readjusting a few, but always with a couple of words of encouragement. Once she was happy everyone was doing it right, she split them into pairs and had them practice thrusting and parrying. Again she walked round the training room - the old ballroom of the Hyperion repurposed for the slayers to train in - and corrected and praised their techniques. 'Don't stick your sword out too far, when you parry,' she told one pair of slayers, 'keep it close, remember you don't need her sword to do anything but miss you - all you gotta do it block it - you don't have to push it away. The further you move your sword, the more you open yourself up - keep it closed.'
The girls continued, thrusting and parrying until the clock told Cordelia it was time to call the session to a halt. 'Right -' she picked up a pack of anti-bac wipes and sighed to herself as she walked through the room, holding the packet out for the girls to take one. 'Remember to wipe down the hilt and carry your sword back to the racks with the wipe still wrapped around it. Wipes go in the trashcan on the way out, don't forget to use hand sanitiser before you leave. It's time to shower and change, ready for your next lesson.'
The slayers followed her instructions and filed out, Cordelia checked over the swords - making sure they were properly put away, grumbling to herself the whole time, 'stupid pandemic, I'm so ready for all this to be over…'
Once she was happy with the state they were leaving the training room in, she picked up her water bottle and towel and, dabbing at her face and neck, left the old ballroom and headed back to the hotel lobby.
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Angel was leaning against the counter, he wore the angry expression he reserved specifically for when he was using his smartphone - but he was always on it these days. Despite being a total Luddite and a technophobe, he had somehow - and Doyle swore blind he had not helped him out - managed to download a tracking app onto his phone so he could track Connor throughout the day, as the young man started out Freshman year at Stanford. 'He's going out too many places,' he muttered to himself, under his breath, staring at his screen, 'he'll be in contact with too many people.''Connor will be being careful,' Fred said absently, she and Gunn were sitting behind the counter at the desks, heads together, poring over a prophecy.
'Careful, hell,' Gunn snorted, 'kid aint been ill a day in his life, he don't need to worry and neither do you.'
'We don't know that - what about that time when he was a newborn, huh? He had that weird little rattly wheeze thing going on, I could hear it…'
'The doctor said that was just his digestion,' Cordelia reminded the vampire, coming up to the counter and putting her towel and water bottle down on it. Angel frowned at them. 'Hand sanitiser,' he said to her.
'I just did it - before I left training.' But he continued to stare at her, his brow furrowed, and, with a sigh and a scowl, she squirted a blob of gel into her palm and rubbed it in. 'We're a bubble,' she pointed out.
'We're a big bubble, we can't be too careful.'
'You're a vampire - hello!' But he wouldn't listen to reason and so, with a snort of disgust, she headed over to the others, 'Fred - you're up,' she said to the other woman.
'Oh - already?' She glanced up at the clock, her eyebrows shooting up her forehead when she saw the time. 'I guess I just got lost in the math here - it's fascinating … and worrying…'
'Yeah well, fascinating and worrying math aside, there's a whole bunch of slayer types waiting on a chem class.'
'I'm on it.' She gathered her things together and got up from her desk, hurrying off to the part of the hotel which now served as the older girls' classroom.
17 years on from Willow's spell, brand new slayers were still being born nearly every day - right across the world - and, as more of the original potentials called came of age and grew up, more and more slayer schools were able to open up on different continents, meaning more and more girls could stay closer to home for their own slayer Hogwarts experience and not have to travel to Giles in London. The team had been running the West Coast school for 15 years now, sharing the normal school lessons and the slayer training and study - which made up the girls' education - between them. Faith and Robin ran a similar school on the East Coast - there was even a bit of a rivalry building up between the two.
Once Fred was gone, Cordelia sat down at her own desk and checked the phone messages, frowning when she saw how many there were. 'Angel, have you done any work?' she asked him. He ignored her, there was a look of extreme concentration on his face and - from the painful and laborious way his thumbs were moving - she could tell he was attempting to send a text message.
Shaking her head, she glanced over at Gunn. 'what about you? How goes the prophecy - is the world ending?'
'Might be,' he told her. 'Fred's working on the math, but it's even givin' her head a spin, it's so complex. I got my demon lexicon here,' he held up the large book he was using to help him, 'my translations coming along, but …'
'It could be days or even weeks before we know anything?'
'And by then the world might have ended,' he shrugged.
'Well, I guess sometimes it can be nice to be surprised.' She turned back to the messages and began to read through them, her frown becoming deeper. 'There's some pretty funky stuff going on out there,' she said, after a while. 'You know - beyond the usual, or what passes for usual this year. There's a report here of someone's lap pool turning red with blood. Another here of screaming portraits and smashing mirrors in a house in Pasadena. Oh - and a - yeuch! Someone found a slaughtered calf in their backyard this morning, the markings on it look ritualistic - maybe linked to dark rites. This is "end of the world" kind of stuff.'
'Backs up what I'm not getting from this prophecy,' Gunn told her, 'there's some words here, but …' he shook his head and started to leaf through the lexicon, hoping to find the words he was missing. For all it was 16 years since he had lost his knowledge of demon languages, and started to learn them the hard and slow way, he still didn't have anywhere near the level of fluency he had once enjoyed. There were just too many demon languages to learn - and this was one he had never seen before.
'Well, I guess someone should go check these out,' Cordelia said. She looked up expectantly at Angel, who was still fighting with his phone and ignoring their conversation completely. She sighed, 'so I guess that would be me then,' she stood up and picked up her purse.
'Want me to come with?' Gunn asked her. But she shook her head. 'No - we need you working on that prophecy, I'll grab Doyle. He can sidekick today.' She cast a sidelong look at Angel as she walked past him. 'Don't spend all day on that phone - and don't be bothering Connor every two minutes - he's supposed to be getting his first taste of independence.'
...
Connor rolled his eyes as his phone vibrated yet again. He glanced at the screen, knowing exactly who his latest message was going to have come from. Sure enough, when he clicked on through to his texts, it was his dad's name that came up. He read it - it took a while to decipher the words, Angel being no good at either touch screen typing or checking the mess predictive text made of his sentences. But in the end he got the gist of it:You shouldn't be in a coffee shop. Keep your mask on. Stay 6 feet apart.
He rolled his eyes again and put the phone back on the table. He couldn't keep his mask on if he was drinking coffee - surely even the world's most paranoid vampire could work that out? And everyone was staying six feet apart, the whole place was carefully set up - hardly anyone was allowed in at once, he was lucky to be here at all.
'That your dad again?' his new friend, Madison, asked him. He grinned at her, 'yeah he's having trouble letting go - you know, adjusting. He's pretty old so - I guess change is hard for him. Plus somehow he managed to download a tracking app - never used an app before in his life and now he's tailing me like he's in the CIA or something. It's pretty nuts. He's pretty nuts.'
Madison only shrugged. 'My parents are having trouble adjusting too. It's not just getting used to me not being home any more - but I guess they never figured my Freshman year of college would take place during a global pandemic.'
'Yeah - I don't think that one was on anyone's bingo cards.'
'Wish I could go back in time and put money on this - you'd get good odds.'
'Wish I could go back in time and not have to wear a mask to a grocery store.'
She laughed, 'got that right.' She checked her watch, 'we better get going - we'll be late.'
They got up, put their masks back on, now they were no longer drinking coffee, and took a squirt of hand sanitiser before they left the shop. The new normal did not get any more normal, no matter how long it went on for - and the longing for everything to go back to the old normal never went away.
Not that everything would or even could go back - there were things lost now that were gone forever. Like his first few weeks as a college Freshman - spent taking online classes or in socially distant lectures, social events and study groups conducted over zoom… this was meant to be a time to cut loose and go crazy, his first time away from home, and instead he got … this.
And it wasn't just Freshman year that was looking like being a total washout, he'd lost Senior year of high school too. Classes had been cancelled, in favour of remote learning, their final grades were just sort of … made up, prom had been a joke and the graduation ceremony hadn't even happened. So much for all American rites of passage...
As they headed towards the quad, Connor felt his phone vibrate inside his pocket. He rolled his eyes again and took it out to check. Yep - he knew it - from dad.
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Using a paint brush, and with his tongue sticking out between his teeth, Doyle liberally applied glue to the half blown up balloon. Then he stuck a wodge of newspaper onto it, and then glued over the top. 'See - you gotta be careful,' he explained to the roomful of little girls, 'especially with your meaty slayer hands, you put the newspaper on the balloon and layer it all up - that's how you make the papier-mache. Once it's dry, we can stick a pin through and pop the balloon and it will keep its shape.' He handed the balloon to one of the little girls, 'there, that one's Neptune. So…' he picked up a balloon that was further inflated, 'which one do we reckon this is? Prim?'His blonde, elder daughter had stuck her hand up, 'that one's Saturn.'
'Good - who's gonna take this one?'
All the girls stuck their hands up, he shook his head, 'younger ones get bigger balloons - 'cause you don't have to be as careful with them. Older girls get the smaller ones - you can help the others when you're done.' He handed Saturn to the little girl sitting beside Cara. 'OK so - Emma - you're the oldest here, which means you get the smallest - which planet do I give you?'
She wrinkled up her nose and thought about it, 'Mercury?'
'Yep - closest to the sun and the smallest - o' course in my day, there was a smaller one still. Called Pluto - right out on the edge it was - but they declassified it back in 2006. Cryin' shame. So now there's only 8 planets in the solar system. Who's gonna name 'em all for a gold star sticker?'
Again all the hands flew straight in the air and Doyle pointed at one of the young slayers, who stood up and started to reel them off. He smiled as he listened to her. Back when he had discovered his demon half, he had never thought he would get a chance to be a grade school teacher again and - much as being a seer and a sidekick was never a dull life - he had always missed it. But since the slayer school had opened, he'd pretty much had free reign over all the grade school age girls, and he didn't even have to worry about sneezing in front of them - because they already knew about his cactus face.
They took most girls in from the age when they should have been starting first grade, the little slayers were already too strong to go to normal school and too young to control their powers, the way an older slayer could. It wouldn't be safe and it wouldn't be fair - on the girls or on the normal children. Some who lived close enough still went home at the end of the day, those from further afield would board at the hotel. As more and more slayers were born, more and more the world became aware of … something, something not being quite right. It came as less and less of a surprise to the parents, when they were visited by a scoobie, or a slayer, or a team member who explained to them what their daughters were and what the schools had to offer. For many, it came as a relief - to understand why their daughters were so strong and know there was help out there, though as more parents were found - and support groups between them were created - most were able to stay close and maintain good relationships with their daughters.
It wasn't always the case, though. One of the downsides of Willow's spell was that some of the young slayers found themselves abandoned by their families, some at very young ages. It was how Doyle and Cordelia now had two daughters, neither of which looked anything like either of them. Both Primrose and Cara had been abandoned by their birth parents only months after they were born; they had never known any parents but Doyle and Cordy - or any life outside the hotel - and obviously Doyle wouldn't give up his girls for the world but … it still made his heart hurt that, all these years later, families were still being ripped apart by the consequences of Willow's spell.
The girl finished reciting the planets, the rest of the class gave her a round of applause and Doyle gave her a sticker. Cara's hand shot up in the air, 'Cara,' he said.
'Daddy,' she flashed her biggest, whitest grin at him, 'you know that planet that's not a planet any more?'
'Pluto.'
'Yeah … Pluto is Mickey Mouse's puppy. Daddy, can we get a puppy?'
'No - so … here's the biggest balloon, I blew this one right the way up. And if we count the balloons I got nine of them, but there are only 8 planets - so who can tell me what this one is supposed to be?'
Once more the hands shot into the air, just as there was a knock on the door - and Cordelia entered the classroom, with Lorne behind her. 'Sorry to interrupt,' she said - as Cara jumped out of her chair and launched herself at her mom, wrapping her arms around Cordy's waist in a big hug. Cordy hugged her back, even as she told her to sit down and behave herself - she was in class. 'Something's come up,' Cordelia told her husband, 'we need to investigate.'
'Which means it's time for a music lesson with Uncle Lorne,' the anagogic demon told the girls, 'so you munchkins tidy up all this …' he waved his hand at the newspaper and glue and mess, 'papier-mache hell you're creating and we'll do some singing.'
The girls set to tidying up, Lorne took over from Doyle at the front of the room - and the Irishman followed his wife outside. 'What's goin' on?' he asked her, as they left.
'The world is ending.'
'Oh - OK then.'
...
Angel looked at the clock, and then down at his hands. It had been a while. He glanced back at where Gunn was still sitting, head bent, poring over the prophecy. No one else was around. He looked back at his hands - and then slipped off to the bathroom.He sang 'Happy Birthday' twice, as the warm water cascaded over his hands, and he scrubbed soap between his fingers. The smell of smoke in the air alerted him to the fact he was no longer alone, he looked around and - sure enough - Spike was standing in the bathroom doorway, smoking a cigarette and grinning it at him. 'You're quite the idiot, you know that, mate?' the blonde vampire said to him.
'You gotta keep your hands clean.'
'Uh - I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're 270 years too late to be worrying about catching a deadly disease.'
'But that doesn't mean I can't be a carrier - I could be like Typhoid Mary - going round, infecting people left right and centre. I could infect Connor…'
Spike rolled his eyes. 'The bloody world might be ending, and you're worrying about infecting a healthy kid - who has never been ill and doesn't even live here any more - with a virus with a 96% survival rate.'
'It's the responsible thing to do.'
'Looking into the slight apocalypse we have going on right now is the responsible thing to do. Not compulsively washing your hands, Lady Macbeth. What's with you, Angel - you've been completely driven out of your tree. The world is ending - hello!'
Angel tutted impatiently. 'The world is not ending. It never is. We always say "end of the world" - and it never happens. This time is no different.'
Spike took a drag on his cigarette, 'is that a fact?'
'If the world were ending, there would be signs.'
...
Connor sat in the lecture hall, 6 feet away from the nearest student and with his mask on, and doodled across the poem they were studying. 'In its time - this poem was massively popular, and still resonates with people today,' the professor, down at the front, was telling them. 'It's didactic tones, speaking directly to the reader and imparting the wisdom the poet has to share. How to live. How to face the world. How to face friends and enemies alike, how to to be humble with your strengths and courageous with your weaknesses.'The professor stopped to take a sip of water, lowering his mask for only a second before replacing it over his mouth and nose. 'And yet - over a hundred years on, do these hardy Edwardian principles still mean anything to us? Is this the way we should lead our lives - meet triumph and disaster - never giving in to the emotions, to the extremes? Always stoic, always a blank canvas - keeping it all inside…'
Connor chuckled to himself, 'sounds like my dad,' he muttered under his breath. He thought about that for a moment - well, how his dad had always been up until Connor had left home. Angel had started to unravel the closer and closer it got to Connor going to Stanford. He frowned. Phones weren't allowed in class, but he'd text when he got out - just a little something to try and put Angel's mind at rest.
'This is the question we must ask ourselves,' the lecturer was saying, 'especially in these uncertain times. Are these lessons still valuable - are they even possible? Has there ever been such a person who can "make a heap of all their winnings and risk it all on one turn of pitch and toss, and lose and start again at their beginnings, and never breathe a word about their loss"? Should we aim for the unattainable? - and is it even desirable? Is it a good thing if "neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, if all men count but none too much"? Is that a virtue now? Was it even a virtue when the poem was written? And what does it say about our society, or turn of the twentieth century society? Four years after this poem was written, the very men it was inspiring were sent off to the most terrible war Europe had ever seen - how did this line of thinking influence these men and their actions?'
Connor continued with his doodling, he'd drawn a wiggly line all the way around the poem now and was onto shading in all the round shapes within the letters. Maybe when he texted Angel he would ask him what the men of Europe were thinking when they went off to war, so that when he handed his paper in he could have a definitive answer straight from the horse's mouth. There were definite upsides to having a 270 year old dad.
'With all these lofty ideals, these virtues instilled in their mind, the importance of stoicism and diffidence …' the professor said, 'to then find themselves in the mud, facing machine gun nests, watching childhood friends and brothers die - and unable to articulate any of how it made them feel because that would make them less of a man - it must have felt like their very world was ending, the whole earth shaken beneath their feet…'
He cut himself off as he heard a distant rumbling sound, growing louder as it grew closer. Connor looked up - alert - the other students too, were looking around, anxious murmurs broke out from every corner of the lecture hall. And then the wall began to shake, the ground trembled, the furniture - anything that wasn't nailed down - began to rattle. Plaster fell from the ceilings in little clouds of dust. The professor's desk vibrated so violently that his laptop seemingly jumped by itself across the surface, and he only just caught it from toppling to the ground and smashing.
The rattling and shaking grew stronger, the light bulbs dimmed and grew brighter and dimmed again - and a great crack appeared in the wall and began to snake its way down to the floor. The whole room shuddered and shook - and then, just as suddenly, everything went still. The silence of the aftermath was as shocking, and somehow more frightening, than the quake had been.