Fortune Cookies - Friend or Foe?

[November]

I just ate a fortune cookie that held the message "You will step foot on the soil of many countries" I bloody well hope not! I hate travelling, this seems like a curse!

What is the best message you have received in a fortune cookie? Did it come true? What is the worst one you have read? (Christmas bonbon jokes or quotes may be included).

What would you like to read if you were the designer of fortunes for cookies?

Do you want to see an episode about cursed fortune cookies on the new BTVS series?

 

[NotASlayer]

You only really need to start to worry about fortune cookies when they address you by name. Especially if your name is an uncommon one...

"We're watching you, name..."

(Everyone send November dirt from their country for her to step on!)