Beverly Hills 90210
Life is about to get really exciting for Brenda and Brandon Walsh, teenage twins from the Midwest who have just relocated to Beverly Hills. As if this wasn't enough of a change, Brenda is approached by Andrea Zuckerman, the editor of the school newspaper (if she seems a bit like a thirty year old high school student it's only because she's a thirty year old Watcher posing as a high school student) and informed of her destiny: Brenda is the Chosen One.
Scoobies: Donna is her Willow (but dumb) and Steve and David trade off as the Xander. Complicating things is her relationship with mysterious loner Dylan McKay (possessed by the demon of alcoholism).
Big Bads: boyfriend stealing succubi Kelly Taylor, vampy Valerie Malone, nutty pyro demon Emily Valentine, PAC troll Felice Martin and mad doctor Kimberly Shaw (visiting from Melrose Place).
Roseanne
Darlene Conner isn't too shocked to discover her small blue collar town of Lanford, Illinois is a literal hellhole. As for being the Slayer, still less dead-end than working at the Buy N Bag.
Scoobies: Leon (her Watcher), Roseanne (Cordelia), Mark (Xander), David (Willow/damsel), second Becky (Dawn).
Big Bads: Vampire Fisher, Hell God Molly, evil Mr. Faber, NAFTA
The Sopranos
Meadow Soprano: But Grandma, I can't be a vampire Slayer. I have to choir rehearsal and an essay to write for English.
Livia: Oh, poor you!
Meadow Soprano: No, this is crazy. This can't be true. I'm leaving.
Livia: Go ahead, leave. Everybody leaves me. *Sobs* You wouldn't treat me this way if your grandfather were still alive. He was a saint!
Meadow: Grandma...
Livia: I wish the Apocalypse would just come for me.
Meadow: Grandma, please stop! You win, I'll be the vampire Slayer. It might be nice to help people.
Livia: Bah, you don't owe those people anything. You want that lamp? That's real ormolu.
Meadow: Maybe it will help me get into Stanford.
Livia: It's all a big nothing.
Scoobies: Hunter Scangarelo (Willow), Adriana (Cordelia), Christopher (Xander)
Big Bads: Jackie Jr. (Angelus), Ralph Cifaretto (the Master), Gloria Trillo (Glory)
Family Guy
Meg Griffin is the Chosen One...until the next morning when the Slayer spirit sobers up a gets a good look at her. Envoking the ancient Coyote Ugly clause, the Council instead chooses Desiree (Stewie in drag) as the new vampire Slayer.
Scoobies: Rupert (Giles), Chris (Oz), Connie DeMico (Cordelia), Lee (Angel)
Big Bads: Meg and Adam West (Faith and the Mayor), Giant Chicken, Bertram
Life is about to get really exciting for Brenda and Brandon Walsh, teenage twins from the Midwest who have just relocated to Beverly Hills. As if this wasn't enough of a change, Brenda is approached by Andrea Zuckerman, the editor of the school newspaper (if she seems a bit like a thirty year old high school student it's only because she's a thirty year old Watcher posing as a high school student) and informed of her destiny: Brenda is the Chosen One.
Scoobies: Donna is her Willow (but dumb) and Steve and David trade off as the Xander. Complicating things is her relationship with mysterious loner Dylan McKay (possessed by the demon of alcoholism).
Big Bads: boyfriend stealing succubi Kelly Taylor, vampy Valerie Malone, nutty pyro demon Emily Valentine, PAC troll Felice Martin and mad doctor Kimberly Shaw (visiting from Melrose Place).
Roseanne
Darlene Conner isn't too shocked to discover her small blue collar town of Lanford, Illinois is a literal hellhole. As for being the Slayer, still less dead-end than working at the Buy N Bag.
Scoobies: Leon (her Watcher), Roseanne (Cordelia), Mark (Xander), David (Willow/damsel), second Becky (Dawn).
Big Bads: Vampire Fisher, Hell God Molly, evil Mr. Faber, NAFTA
The Sopranos
Meadow Soprano: But Grandma, I can't be a vampire Slayer. I have to choir rehearsal and an essay to write for English.
Livia: Oh, poor you!
Meadow Soprano: No, this is crazy. This can't be true. I'm leaving.
Livia: Go ahead, leave. Everybody leaves me. *Sobs* You wouldn't treat me this way if your grandfather were still alive. He was a saint!
Meadow: Grandma...
Livia: I wish the Apocalypse would just come for me.
Meadow: Grandma, please stop! You win, I'll be the vampire Slayer. It might be nice to help people.
Livia: Bah, you don't owe those people anything. You want that lamp? That's real ormolu.
Meadow: Maybe it will help me get into Stanford.
Livia: It's all a big nothing.
Scoobies: Hunter Scangarelo (Willow), Adriana (Cordelia), Christopher (Xander)
Big Bads: Jackie Jr. (Angelus), Ralph Cifaretto (the Master), Gloria Trillo (Glory)
Family Guy
Meg Griffin is the Chosen One...until the next morning when the Slayer spirit sobers up a gets a good look at her. Envoking the ancient Coyote Ugly clause, the Council instead chooses Desiree (Stewie in drag) as the new vampire Slayer.
Scoobies: Rupert (Giles), Chris (Oz), Connie DeMico (Cordelia), Lee (Angel)
Big Bads: Meg and Adam West (Faith and the Mayor), Giant Chicken, Bertram
