Tonightless (aka My So-Called Buffy) Excerpts

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Disclaimer: The actual chapters are very long like 1,000 to 4,000 words so I don't know if I should cut & paste them here yet but for now here are some good excerpts and the characters (you can always check my sig to see any new chapters).

Premise: 16-year-old California native Mixolydia Charice Jade Fyre AKA "Lydia" for short lives on 777 avenue with her grumpy mom and magical Chinese Dragon Muu. She attends school at Liberty High with her ordinary friends: Rayanne Graff & Angela Chase, when suddenly her whole life is changed dramatically when a mysterious black-haired and yellow-eyed neighbor moves in across the street named Isidore Polish (pronounced like nail"polish") and shows her feelings that she only imagined could exist in fiction. The next day Lydia receives an even bigger surprise as a yellow bus labeled "Sunnydale" arrives at school introducing three new students: Willow Rosenberg, Xander Harris, and Buffy Anne Summers. (I didn't know Three Rivers was actually in Pittsburg until I had written like 5 chapters :doh🙂

 

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Chapter 4 Excerpts (Talking about Buffy)

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Later we were all sitting on the front porch eating the left over pizza crusts and sipping kool-aid and watching the sun set.
“Hey I heard we’re gonna have some fresh meat at school tomorrow.” Rayanne said with a grin.
“We’re getting new students?” Angela asked.
“In the middle of the school year?” I added.
Rayanne nodded confidently and took a gulp of her kool-aid. “Yup, I heard from Foster that some students from Sunnydale are gonna be sharing our school with us.” Rayanne explained.
“No f*ing way!” I gasped.
“Way!” Rayanne exclaimed, “And that’s only the icing on the cake.” She added.
“What’s the rest?” Angela inquired.
“Well one of the students there is a real troublemaker; a regular delinquent.” Rayanne said. “Her name’s Biff, Biffo, Biffy or something.” Rayanne added.
“It’s a she!?” Angela exclaimed sounding surprised.
“Yeah, word is she burned down not only her old school in LA, but her second one in Sunnydale as well.” Rayanne said.
“She sounds like a pyromaniac.” I assumed.
“I’m telling ya this chick is definitely f*ed up!” Rayanne asserted confidently.
“Wow, I wonder how she’ll adjust.” Angela wondered.
“Oh she’ll have her little posse of fans from her old school with her so it won’t be too bad.” Rayanne added.

EDIT: I censored some words cos' I don't know what the policy is on swearing in Buffy fics.

 

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Chapter 5 Excerpts (Cordelia & Buffy's introduction)

Cordy's arrival

Spoiler

As Rickie and I approached the school bus arm-in-arm and with a boisterous skip in our step, from out of nowhere I very F'ing huge stretch limousine veered in front of us, cutting us off. The driver's side door popped open and a tall bald-haired man stepped out and scrambled to the very back of the stretch car and pulled open the door. Rickie and I gasped in anticipation as to whom it could have been. First we saw one red high-heel clad long sexy and tan leg, followed by another, and then it was a young woman of about eighteen with long dark hair and sexy lips (I'm bi in case you couldn't tell -_^). I didn't know who she was but whoever she was she was obviously rich; very F'ing rich! She approached us wearing a pleated micro-miniskirt and a baby blue halter-top with an aquamarine cardigan over it. In her arms were a set of old blackened text books and on her right arm was a very black and expensive looking Prada handbag. She was also wearing a pair of Gucci sunglasses even though it was fall and still dark this time in the morning.
"Hey!" I shouted.
"Go hey yourself!" She snapped back as she forced her way between us, severing my link to Rickie.
"You cut us off!" I proclaimed.
The sexy young woman stopped with her back facing us and laughed, she slowly turned around one heel at a time and walked back over to us. She stopped when we were face-to-face and she removed her shades revealing her light brown eyes.
"I don't give a damn who I hurt around here got it?" She said snidely before storming off into the school.
"I think we just met Wicked Witch number one." Rickie said.
"No Rickie she is just troubled is all." I said, "But ya you're right she was pretty c***y."

Buffy's Introduction

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Next a tall and pasty-faced ginger girl stepped off of the bus, followed by a shortish guy with brown hair, HUGE brown eyes, and big ears, and then another freakin hottie; she was my age and had blonde hair and hazel eyes and wore a black dress and a black top and wore black knee boots. She carried only one book; it was old looking but seemed to be in fine condition, and she carried on her left arm a white handbag.
"Hi guys welcome to school I'm Lydia!" I announced happily.
"Hi I'm Buffy; Buffy Summers." The smoking hot blonde said.
"I'm Willow, that's Xandir." Said the pasty ginger.
"Nice to meet you both!" I said shaking both their hands.
"So Lydia was it, how about giving us noobies the official tour?" Buffy asked.
"I'd be delighted!" I exclaimed, "Rickie, you coming?" I asked.
Rickie shook his head, "No I need to wait for Rayanne, but if you see Angela tell her I said "˜hi'."
I nodded, "Okay; will do!" I said giving Rickie a "thumbs up".

Buffy Confronts Rayanne

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After briefly sharing a long hearty laugh we distinctly heard the sound of glass shattering in the parking lot. I turned my head and saw Rayanne stumbling through the parking lot and looking for an invisible car with an invisible key outstretched in her hand.
"Hey guys what's shaking?" Rayanne asked while taking a sip from a silver flask.
"Rayanna, again!?" Angela chided.
But instead of offering a response Rayanne merely held out her middle finger at Angela while drinking more whiskey.
"Rayanne, are you"¦okay?" I asked concerned.
"Sure chica, never better brother!" Rayanne said with a long lingering belch escaping her mouth.
"Oh my god the smell, it stings the senses!" Xandir whined.
"Who's this nancy-queermo?" Rayanne asked looking at Xandir.
"RAYANNE!" I scolded, "Rickie is gay!" I reminded her, "And we don't know the sexual orientation of Xandir." I added.
"Meh he looks like a flamer to me!" Rayanne said with a cackle.
"Hey flamer you wanna go to Victoria's secretz with mah?" Rayanne said with a slut.
"Rayanne what's wrong with you?" Angela asked.
"I'll tell you what's wrong." Buffy said standing face-to-face with Rayanne, "Someone has a case of one-too-many of the bitchies this morning." Buffy said. Then Xandir, Willow, Angela, and especially myself had an "Aw snap now it's on" look on our faces. Rayanne scoffed and cocked her head back,
"Well if I didn't know any better I'd guess that you were Biffy da lingquent!" Rayanne slurred drunkenly with a slight stagger.
Buffy smirked, "It's "˜Buffy' actually, and I'm no delinquent hn." She added.
Then Rayanne started laughing, she started laughing so hard that she dropped to her knees and clenched her stomach. Angela brushed the hair from her eyes and darted over to her side to check on her, but Rayanne brushed her aside and revealed that she was laughing hysterically.