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"Do a locator spell," said Ethan. "Even the ones that only show demonic energy will show a slayer like Buffy."
 
Buffy could hear then arguing on which plan was the best to locate her. She laugh timidly as she sat there watching the commotion with popcorn in her hands.
 
She put some popcorn in her mouth and began choking. Apparently slayer skills didn't extend to laughing and chewing at the same time.
 
"What's that?" Xander asked, looking around. "Someone's choking. Buffy? Is that you?" He followed the sound and then captured an invisible person.
 
When Xander suddenly realised exactly what Buffy was doing, he was thunderstruck; yet oddly titillated. Yet judging from her choking noises, she was a relative novice to this particular activity.
 
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Oh my...…..The visuals! 8-o
Anya realised Xander's excitement and she was not pleased about it. "Shou, shou away invisible Jezabel" she screamed at Buffy!
 
Buffy gave Anya a veiled look, then the middle finger. Poor Xander just wanted Anya to go away, because he was having an amazing time.
 
Anya didn't know what to do with the wonderful present Buffy bestowed upon her, for, as great as the middle finger was, it could never replace Xander. But when Anya was all alone at night, she did often wonder to whom the finger originally belonged and why Buffy would ever want to give it away.
 
Still, Anya was just so bored with her daily routine, which seemed like a never ending repeat of Groundhog's Day. So she got online and joined Buffy Boards, hoping beyond hope that this was the answer to her prayers.
 
But as she feared everyone was so nice and proper on the board which irritate her even more. She decided to stir up trouble and posted a steamy picture of her and Spike on her page.
 
Anya was extremely pleased with herself, because the picture was really, really steamy. Unfortunately for her, it was far from 'family-friendly' and she was promptly banned for a week.
 
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Anya pleaded her innocence saying she thought a cup of tea would be appreciated. One of the Bosses helpers took pity on the poor littlely and allowed her to return, besides which she knew Anya could make a wish and re-calibrate time to suit herself.
 
Since she was getting lonely, Anya decided to find a new love on the board. She decided to make a poll to find the most evil member on the board!
 
Unfortunately that resulted in a tie, so she still wasn't sure who the most evil member was. Now she had to come up with a new way to find out.
 
But she quickly grew bored with that, because it involved too much work. So, she decided to make a voodoo doll of Kennedy; the very thought of this brought a smile to her lovely face.
 
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Xander pondered who it could be that wore the tie, he only thought of Willow and Anya. Sensing Anya with a tie that had its knot down by her third button left him wanting to play with the doll of Kennedy.
 
Miles away, Kennedy awoke from a deep sleep, as she felt as though someone was punching her. But no one was in the room.
 
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Buffy looked down from her higher plane, for the first time really enjoying the chaos below as a spectator. For some reason, she wasn't worried about the demon possessing her body or what the others might be feeling, but she waited in anticipation to see what Anya would do next with the doll and the finger.
 
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