No spoilers please: My reviews of each Buffy episode on my first watch

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As many of the people on this board already know, I will be reviewing each episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer as I watch them, giving my neutral, modern-day opinions of the storylines.

If you wish to partake in my reviews by commenting below, please read the following simple 'rule,' which I would greatly appreciate if you followed:
  • Please do not post any spoilers, hints of future events/character developments, or anything that I have not seen yet.
I hope you enjoy my reviews. To begin, here are my thoughts on the pilot episode of Buffy - "Welcome to the Hellmouth":

Buffy Summers and her mother have just moved to a new town, a new school and a new life. Having burnt down her old school's gymnasium fighting the forces of evil, Buffy is looking for a new start - away from the vampires which she alone is relied upon to destroy. However, the teenager soon realises that by moving to the town of Sunnydale, she is also moving to a new realm of evil.

I have just finished watching the series premiere of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm honestly not sure what I was expecting going into the series - I had been told that the first season was mediocre in comparison to the other six, so perhaps my hopes were low. However, the opening episode definitely delivered in all the right ways for me, fifteen years after its debut.

I found the opening scenes to be an effective way to establish a series of such obvious ambition - right from the initial moment after Darla reveals herself to be a vampire I was intrigued. It was somewhat shocking how superb the make-up on the vampires is (they really do look like otherworldly creatures), even to this day. I hope the series continues this trend, because the aesthetics of the vampires offered some of the most interesting aspects of the episode (although The Master's mild resemblance to Voldemort will somewhat throw me for a few episodes, no doubt - although this was obviously pure coincidence).

I've previously spoken of my lukewarm reception to Sarah Michelle Gellar in some of her acting projects, but displayed a confidence that Buffy would change my mind of the actress. All I can say is that, judging by her performance in this episode, she certainly has an opportunity to. I was very impressed with her overall. The tone in her delivery was pitch-perfect throughout the episode - I was somewhat convinced that Buffy could indeed be a real teenager. In addition, she even managed to make some of the possibly cheesy lines while fighting with the vampires in the climax work, an impressive feat for the actress and the writing, considering the show now has fifteen years of pop culture advancement to contend with. I enjoyed Buffy's overall attitude throughout the episode as well. I can imagine her progression from a reluctant teenager to a strong leader in a war against evil already. Having just watched the season finale of Ringer last night, it was also fun to note how young Gellar looks in Buffy.

Not everything has aged as gracefully as the writing, however. I was warned about the Nineties fashion before entering the series, but nothing could have quite prepared me for some of the outfits worn. The clothing does add to the Nineties vibe of the series, which I enjoy. Perhaps my favourite lines of the episode now hold a far greater irony than it did in 1997:
"Deal with that outfit for a moment."​
"It's dated."​
"It's carbon dated."​

I was definitely surprised by the storyline in the premiere. It seemed to move a lot quicker than I expected it to, and the tension was off-the-chart towards the end. The discovery of a dead body in the school was an utter shock, one which I did not see coming at all. In addition, most of Buffy's friends seem to know of her secret already - I guess there'll be little hiding to do throughout the first few seasons. It's clear to me that this series is much more ambitious than I previously thought. If they were willing to establish so many characters, reveal Buffy's secret so quickly, resurrect the Master of the vampires (presumably), feature an attack on Buffy and her friends, and introduce a mysterious man offering the important cross to Buffy, what else have they got up their sleeve? I'm definitely looking forward to finding out.

I'm curious as to the future of this story, and have a number of questions, suspicions and observations that were raised throughout the episode. I haven't been able to segue into these topics throughout my review, so I'm going to rapid-fire my thoughts (please do not answer these questions, I would like to discover the answers for myself):
  • Is Buffy's mother evil? She seemed suspicious throughout the episode.
  • Will people just frequently pop up dead in and around Sunnydale throughout the series? Wouldn't that raise a few eyebrows?
  • Why was the school not closed after a dead body was found in the locker rooms?
  • The writing seems slightly less comedic than I was expecting, with just the right amount of humour present.
  • What are Buffy's powers exactly? Is she the only person in the world that can kill a vampire?
  • Is Giles evil? Everybody is a suspect to me at this early stage.

Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed my initiation into the Buffy saga. Not only does the series still feature an intriguing and original plot, it has already established numerous characters that I enjoy watching (Willow is a favourite). The dialogue, make-up and action have all held up fairly well, with only the fashion showing any real signs of humourous age. The tension was high, the acting was good and I realised that my previous examination of Sarah Michelle Gellar was fairly inaccurate.

To the point: the series premiere of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is one of the best pilots I've seen in a long time, and I can't wait to find out what happens next.
 
Awesome review! I'm really looking forward to reading your other ones as you go. It's nice to see the show through a fresh pair of eyes.

🙂
 
Excellent review and I am really pleased you enjoyed Welcome to the Hellmouth. I like that you are already forming some opinions and questions about the show, too. Keep on posting 🙂
 
This makes me wish I had known nothing about BTVS when I started watching it 🙁

😛

I like your writing style 🙂 Your points at the end are very thought provoking. But I'm gonna be quiet now to avoid inadvertently posting any kind of spoilers 🙂
 
Yay! We have a convert!!

Soo happy you like it so far, can't wait for your next review!
 
Yay review! Is it alright if I make a spoiler thread for this so we can laugh at you properly? 😛
 
Awesome review! I'm really looking forward to reading your other ones as you go. It's nice to see the show through a fresh pair of eyes.

🙂

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed the review. 🙂

Excellent review and I am really pleased you enjoyed Welcome to the Hellmouth. I like that you are already forming some opinions and questions about the show, too. Keep on posting 🙂

It seems like a really interesting show, I can't wait to continue with it. 🙂

This makes me wish I had known nothing about BTVS when I started watching it 🙁

😛

I like your writing style 🙂 Your points at the end are very thought provoking. But I'm gonna be quiet now to avoid inadvertently posting any kind of spoilers 🙂

Thanks for your encouragement, I'm glad you enjoyed my writing style - that was what I was most worried about. 🙂 I'm looking forward to finding out the answers to the points I posed at the end of the review.

Yay! We have a convert!!

Soo happy you like it so far, can't wait for your next review!

Thank you, I hope you enjoy my reviews. 🙂

Yay review! Is it alright if I make a spoiler thread for this so we can laugh at you properly? 😛

That would be great actually, I'd love to read over the thread after I've finished the series. 🙂
 
Very good review. These are the kind of reviews of Buffy I like reading. 🙂
 
Is Buffy's mother evil? She seemed suspicious throughout the episode.
Is Giles evil? Everybody is a suspect to me at this early stage.
Yes! I love that about this show.

I also really, really like how the opening scene features Darla and not Buffy. I assume that when it first aired, folks must've assumed that Darla would be a helpless victim. Turns out that Buffy is not the only helpless blonde trope that is turned on its head!

And I'm LOL at the fashion- it really is quite bad. 🙂
 
Yes! I love that about this show.

I also really, really like how the opening scene features Darla and not Buffy. I assume that when it first aired, folks must've assumed that Darla would be a helpless victim. Turns out that Buffy is not the only helpless blonde trope that is turned on its head!

And I'm LOL at the fashion- it really is quite bad. 🙂

Yeah, the opening scene was really effective, I knew that I was in for many surprises once Darla turned into a vampire.

The fashion is homourously awful. I quite enjoyed it. 🙂
 
Haha, this is pretty cool. Keep it up, man! I shall be reading your reviews. 🙂
 
[S1][E2] Buffy the Vampire Slayer - "The Harvest" review

Here's my review of the second episode of Buffy - "The Harvest"

I hope you enjoy. 🙂

After surviving the attack on herself and her friends, Buffy sets out to rescue Jesse, who has been taken to The Master as an offering for the impending Harvest.

From the moment the excellent pilot episode ended, I was looking forward to finding out what happened next in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The cliffhanger from the first episode was thankfully resolved fairly quickly, with the cross given to Buffy by the mysterious man fending off the vampires long enough for the group to escape. I like that the series has already established an identity and a history.

The series seems to stick to the conventions of the vampire genre - the creatures can be killed or repulsed with garlic, sunlight, stakes, fire, beheadings, crosses, and holy water. I enjoy the fact that the story plays somewhat into the real-world expectations of vampirism, which aids the initial immersion as the series establishes itself. Although, the traditional definition of 'stake' seems to be taken in a humourously broad sense (in this episode alone, two vampires were killed through being stabbed with a tree branch and a pool cue respectively). This sense of fun shows me that the show isn't afraid to push the boundaries of convention, and will actively seek out fun opportunities.

I was surprised that the vampires were given such a detailed history this early in the series. Giles is clearly pretty knowledgeable on the topic of the occult, and quickly discovered that demons used to roam the Earth, until evolution occurred and other beings took their place. Only a few vessels of these creatures remained, with a single vampire being a strain of this 'species'. From there, vampirism supposedly spread like a zombie plague, with one bite leading to another. This is a pretty impressive backstory for the cast of abominations - the series clearly has a great deal of story to tell if the writers feel it is time to humanise the villains in the second episode.

As a side-note, the make-up of the vampires continued its achievement of being engrossing and intricately appealing. I really got an opportunity to admire the detail in the Master's make-up this episode, and it was truly breath-taking at times. I really admire the series for its depiction of these creatures - it's fun and intriguing at all times.

However, I'm afraid everything about this episode wasn't quite as impressive as the make-up and backstories given - I found the pacing to be somewhat poor throughout. Mainly in first half of the episode, the story seemed to jerk between two different plots without much of a gradient. The build-up to the daring rescue attempt by Buffy and Xander was very well orchestrated and a lot of fun to watch, but this effect was diminished when the scene would change to that of Willow and the rest of the group discussing the vampires and how to help. While the scenes themselves were interesting, it suddenly halted the excitement of seeing Buffy entering the vampire's lair. I would have preferred if the scenes with Buffy's cohorts had been intertwined a little more clearly with the opposing tale.

In addition, I feel as though perhaps the group have settled into 'jobs' too quickly. I can already assume that Willow will be the computer expert, Giles will be the creature expert and Xander will be the back-up in the field. I think they should have let these characters develop a bit more being setting them up with tasks. Although, the scene of Willow's confrontation with Cordelia and her clever use of deception (causing Cordelia to delete her maligned computer program) is definitely my favourite moment of the show so far.

The pace also definitely improved in the second half of the episode, with the harrowing attack on the people of Sunnydale in the Bronze. This was an excellent action scene, showing that the vampires are not afraid of the public, upping the ante significantly. Also, Buffy's slaying of the vessel was a lot of fun; making him believe a spotlight was the sun and sending him into a spasm long enough for her to plant the stake in his back:

"It's in about nine hours, moron."​

Elsewhere though, the episode lived up to my expectations. Buffy's abilities were detailed in a more direct manner - she can jump high, has superior strength to regular humans and is the only person who can kill the vampires. Having her use her abilities in a coherent and apt manner is important, and the way in which she utilised these powers were woven into the story, not woven around it (for instance, she jumped over the school fence because she had to rescue Jesse, not because she wanted to become a cheerleader or something equally mundane). I can also see the principal becoming a frequent annoyance for Buffy, always impeding her progress at the most inopportune of times.

As with my review of the pilot (and because I feel this review has gone on long enough), I'm going to rapid-fire a few of my other thoughts and observations throughout the episode (and as with those of the pilot episode, please do not answer any questions posed - I would like to discover the answer for myself):

  • Did I notice a connection between Xander and Willow at one point? I think they're going to become a couple.
  • The Master seems to be a genuine threat to Buffy; he was wise enough to know that she would be coming for Jesse, and (in another excellent twist) made him a vampire before she arrived.
  • The mystery man is Angel (who I know forms a relationship with Buffy), but why is he here?
  • The Harvest has been prevented, but what else could the Master be planning?
  • Buffy's mother surely knows something about the Slayers. I still believe she's a suspect. In contrast, I don't suspect Giles much anymore.
  • Hellmouth is a portal linking our world to that of the demon's, when, if opened, spells the apocalypse.

Overall, while the episode wasn't quite as good as the pilot, there was a lot to enjoy in the second outing. I loved the backstories given for the villains, and the stakes have been raised so quickly in the series that I'm not sure where it's going to go next, which is fantastic. At the end of the episode, Giles promised that there will be other creatures for Buffy to slay in Sunnydale, and that "the fun is just beginning." I can't wait to find out what those creatures are, and what fun will they will bring with them.

If you would like to discuss spoilers about my observations - or simply truly make fun of my naivety - please do so in this spoiler thread: https://www.buffy-boards.com/showthread.php?t=58905

Otherwise, please comment below and give me your thoughts on my review, thank you. 🙂
 
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Sweet J
''The stakes have been raised''....oh noes! the puns are beginning! lol :-)
It's great to see your reviews up. I'm happy to hear you are enjoying the show. Have you any favourite characters yet?
 
Haha, this is pretty cool. Keep it up, man! I shall be reading your reviews. 🙂

Thank you, I hope you enjoy them. 🙂

It's great to see your reviews up. I'm happy to hear you are enjoying the show. Have you any favourite characters yet?

Thanks. I like a lot of the characters. The easy favourite is Buffy, I really enjoy her personality and attitude (and Sarah Michelle Gellar is fantastic), but I'm also really enjoying watching Willow, I always like seeing her on screen. 🙂
 
I'm loving this! And I love that you noticed and commented on buffy's ability to jump really high. <3 super jumps. 🙂 Did you like how she beheaded that vamp with the cymbal?

Keep these coming they're really great!
 
I'm loving this! And I love that you noticed and commented on buffy's ability to jump really high. <3 super jumps. 🙂 Did you like how she beheaded that vamp with the cymbal?

Keep these coming they're really great!

Thanks for your kind words. 🙂

Yeah, Buffy seems to have some fun abilities, I hope there's a few more to come in the future. I forgot about that part when writing the review, it was pretty great. I love that they aren't afraid to have fun with the ways vampires are killed. I also enjoyed Jesse being pushed onto the stake by a passing civilian. 🙂
 
JustToClarify said:
I love that they aren't afraid to have fun with the ways vampires are killed. I also enjoyed Jesse being pushed onto the stake by a passing civilian.

Ah yes the unexpected slayage, you'll never be bored here JtC!


Keep the reviews coming, I bet a lot of people here are biting their tongues for want to talk to you about stuff that might spoil things, but we have lots of words of encouragement!
 
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JustToClarify
"The stakes have been raised" was actually unintentional. I noticed it later on and decided to leave it in, I found it pretty humourous. Thanks for your encouragement. :)
[S1][E3] Buffy the Vampire Slayer - "Witch" review

Here's my review of the third episode of Buffy - "Witch". I'm not entirely happy with this review, but I don't feel great today, so forgive me.

I hope you enjoy it. 🙂

As Buffy settles into her new life in Sunnydale, odd happenings begin taking place - the targets of which seem to be cheerleaders. Buffy and her friends soon discover that vampires are not all they will have to contend with; there's a witch on the prowl too.

The third episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer marks the beginning of the regular storylines, following on from the two-part pilot. Upon reading the title of the episode, it was pretty clear that Buffy wouldn't simply be facing another vampire this time around, but that the roster of villains would be expanding to encompass witches. This was an exciting prospect for me - how will the vampire slayer fend against a totally different breed of evil? Sadly, I don't think the episode quite lived up to its potential.

In my review of the second episode, I noted that Buffy "jumped over the school fence because she had to rescue Jesse, not because she wanted to become a cheerleader or something equally mundane." Therefore, I found it quite funny that the very next episode opened centreing around the character's cheerleading try-outs. What made for a nice surprise however, is that Buffy's abilities actually hindered her performance as a cheerleader (at one point, she accidentally threw a peer across the room). It's good to know that, even when conforming to the predictable or generic, the show can easily toy with one's expectations and produce fun and unique situations.

However, it became clear early in the episode that all was not well with the try-outs. The scene soon cut to that of a mysterious room, filled with a cauldron and voodoo dolls of some kind. One of the potential cheerleaders - and a good one at that - caught fire during her audition. Amy, a friend of Xander and Willow's, is soon established as a character who wishes to become a cheerleader simply to be like her mother - who herself still has a picture from her teenage days in the school's hallway. I enjoyed the way that this storyline was comparable to the dynamic of Buffy (who wishes to live her own life) and her mother (who wishes Buffy could join the yearbook club, like she did) throughout the episode. I feel as though Buffy and her mother have felt disconnected from one another up until this point, so it was nice to see their resolution with one another at the end of the episode.

From the initial try-outs, things quickly became more sinister once Buffy and Amy learnt that they had become alternates (replacements) on the cheerleading squad. The witch was shown to cast a spell on a doll representative of Cordelia (who I've found little to talk about since the beginning of the series). Calling upon the 'laughing Gods,' the spell caused Cordelia to gradually lose her sight. I'm glad that Cordelia became a target in this episode; I felt as though she needed to be humanised and developed to be more than simply a rude and egotistic peer of Buffy's. I'm hopeful that she will be drawn into Buffy's world much more in the future.

From the opening few minutes of the episode, I believed that I had figured out what was going on. I was convinced that it was Amy's mother (and not Amy herself, as Buffy suspected) that was causing all of the accidents to befall those who stood in her daughter's way - all in an attempt to enable Amy to live the life she had previously occupied. While I was mostly correct in my assumptions, the ultimate twist of the episode again took me entirely by surprise. The fact that Amy's mother had switched bodies with her daughter in order to relive her own life as a cheerleader made the episode far more intriguing and insidious. It was by far the best twist of the show so far, and I hope they can continue the trend of producing a shocking twist each episode.

Once Buffy herself had succumbed to the witch's vengeance spell, it became clear that she cannot fight the forces of evil alone. Willow and Giles both played a large role in her rescue, cementing them in their aforementioned 'jobs' - Giles found the spellbook and performed the reversal spell, while Willow gathered information on Amy and her mother on the school's database. Xander, however, simply spent much of the episode pining for Buffy (clueless to Willow's mild hints of interest in him). This led to the humourous announcement by a spellbound Buffy that she considers Xander to be "one of the girls." Speaking of relationships, I noted that Angel was missing-in-action throughout this episode. While he still seems to be a recurring star, rather than a regular cast member, I'm curious to see how David Boreanaz's character integrates himself among the tightly-knit group of friends.

I'm disappointed to say, however, that this episode simply didn't work very well for me. The storyline seems to be a definite stand-alone tale, in the scheme of something much larger. The episode established that other beings will be a frequent annoyance in Buffy's life, and that there will be far more than vampires to contend with, but it never truly gelled that well with the excitement of the previous episodes. To be blunt, it felt somewhat inconsequential. That's not to say that there was nothing to enjoy (a majority of the plotlines listed above were at least fun to watch), but I hope there will be a few more episodes which require Buffy to leave the school setting - this episode just felt a little too Sabrina the Teenage Witch, although this is an admittedly silly comparison. Ironically, there was also a call-out to the Sabrina series too:

"The test was positive, she's our Sabrina."​

As always, here are a few of my thoughts which I couldn't incorporate into my review, although this time around they're not overly important:
  • The cheerleading routines were an apt comparison to witchcraft - I felt as though the chants sounded exactly like a witch casting her spell. Whether this was intentional or not, I enjoyed that the crew added such moments.
  • The black cat jumping out of the trunk offered the series' first legitimate fright, at least for me.
  • I really enjoy Buffy's lines right before she begins fighting the antagonists ("Guess what, I feel better").
  • In my notes for this episode, I mistakenly wrote "They make out" instead of "They make up" in relation to Buffy and her mother's argument.
Overall, I found that while the first true episode of Buffy was decent, I don't believe that it's the best the series can offer. I found the storyline to be a little too generic for my tastes - although, it was an introduction to a new evil being, so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. I found the reveal of the witch's true identity to really escalate the episode above the mediocrity it was dwelling in for much of its run-time.

The character's are developing more as the series continues, and are becoming more interesting as time goes on. I look forward to Angel becoming more integral to the plot. I would, however, also like to see Xander getting a more active role in the proceedings - he simply didn't have much to do this episode. In the end, I'm looking forward to the next episode of Buffy, and hope it can bring the story back on track and up the ante slightly.

If you would like to discuss spoilers about my observations - or simply truly make fun of my naivety - please do so in this spoiler thread: https://www.buffy-boards.com/showthread.php?t=58905

Otherwise, please comment below and give me your thoughts on my review, thank you. 🙂
 
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