“Zimbabwe’s Ugliest Man” Proud to Win Title for the 4th Time

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"Zimbabwe’s Ugliest Man" Proud to Win Title for the 4th Time
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We’ve all got our physical flaws and learn to live with them. Well, some don’t, but that’s what plastic surgery is for. There is one person in Zimbabwe who not only relishes his ugliness but also get awards for it. William Masvinu from Epworth has been crowned Zimbabwe’s Mr Ugly 2017 and couldn’t be prouder! It’s his fourth title, and he’s fully convinced his claim is undisputed.

William was happy with the “recognition” in general but especially pleased to wrest back the title he lost to another contestant last year. Winning ugly contests apparently requires preparation, just as beauty pageants, and the 43-year-old unemployed man will now be prepping to wow the world in the Mr Ugly World competition set to take place next year in South Africa.

William was quite rattled to lose to Maison Sere in 2015, protesting that his rival had nothing going for him except missing teeth. The 2016 edition was canceled, so William had to wait for two years to regain his title.
 
It's cool that the award gives him pride and a boost of confidence but he's not ugly. I've seen much uglier men. I mean, I've been stuck on the underground in London with drunk Chelsea supporters. That's ugly.
 
He's got a bit of a funky chin, but he looks pretty hard. I'm sure he has game. This ugly thing is just his shtick.
 
If you ever study phrenology (the study of a person's characteristics and future by facial shape), the long chin means extreme wealth in his old age. I would like to have Jay Leno's wealth but my chin is quite ordinary.

I have seen much uglier people than him pretty much everywhere.
 
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