In this weeks tinder matches - one told me he could see and talk to dead people and then got weirded out when I said I am a Christian.
Another said I would attract less weirdos if I put more selfies up. UM no. I dont want AI to steal my face. One selfie is enough. My memes are accurate. ALL of his photos had a billion filters.
38 year old desperate widower asked me to move in with him after 4 messages and be his domestic house slave. Felt a bit sorry for that one. I have no doubt he will find someone soon in this housing crisis.
Three separate truck drivers offered to show me their sleeper bunks. I told them all to stop being so cheap and go hire hookers.
One offer of a nude pool party with pizza. Tempted.
Its more entertaining at this time of the year since everyone is off work and making new years plans. I shall be tucked up in bed by 9pm on new years eve, not out kissing toads.
Another said I would attract less weirdos if I put more selfies up. UM no. I dont want AI to steal my face. One selfie is enough. My memes are accurate. ALL of his photos had a billion filters.
38 year old desperate widower asked me to move in with him after 4 messages and be his domestic house slave. Felt a bit sorry for that one. I have no doubt he will find someone soon in this housing crisis.
Three separate truck drivers offered to show me their sleeper bunks. I told them all to stop being so cheap and go hire hookers.
One offer of a nude pool party with pizza. Tempted.
Its more entertaining at this time of the year since everyone is off work and making new years plans. I shall be tucked up in bed by 9pm on new years eve, not out kissing toads.