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I gave Harmony half a haircut. She suddenly got the zoomies and looks like a deranged blonde Ewok.
 
Yay! I got my Michael Jackson dream. We were running away from danger and there was an old rotten bridge over filthy water. He refused to cross it because there were parts we would need to jump and it was dangerous. He said "I am kind, I am brilliant, I am beautiful and rich, and I dont have a death wish" he clapped his hands and suddenly we were all at a red and gold dinner table eating a feast, up high overlooking a city. It was all a game and the danger couldn't get us but I didnt know that until we got to the food. Mostly I remember his hands leading the whole way Nice dream, yay! Happy now.
 
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HowiMetdaSlayer
HowiMetdaSlayer
For me MJ dream would be a nightmare 😉
Was krazy early for the game. Took leisurely stroll around the stadium, nabbed hotdog & some dipping dots. Now just waiting on game...
 
It looks like I will need to start checking the weather reports again before going out; that hasn't been necessary for so long I forgot it was a thing. Fortunately I only ended up rather damp than soaked.
 
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It looks like I will need to start checking the weather reports again before going out; that hasn't been necessary for so long I forgot it was a thing. Fortunately I only ended up rather damp than soaked.
I don't understand.....what are you implying.....
 
NotASlayer
NotASlayer
No rain around you yet?
I do not understand microwave meals that say they take 45 minutes in the oven. If I am going to have to wait 45 minutes, I'd just make something quicker. Isn't their whole point of existence to be quick and easy? 45 minutes is not quick! Microwave heating it is!
 
I do not understand microwave meals that say they take 45 minutes in the oven. If I am going to have to wait 45 minutes, I'd just make something quicker. Isn't their whole point of existence to be quick and easy? 45 minutes is not quick! Microwave heating it is!
My sister in law does that, because she doesn't trust it's cooked properly in the microwave! Well this was pre baby, bet they microwave now!
 
My sister in law does that, because she doesn't trust it's cooked properly in the microwave! Well this was pre baby, bet they microwave now!
It said to turn the kiev halfway through but I accidently turned the mashed potatoes cos I couldnt tell them apart. Not dead yet...
 
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Had a relatively quick procedure on my knee yesterday. Would've been nice if the doctor had warned me before sticking a rather large needle into my knee. Of course I jumped! It really, really hurt.

His biggest mistake was snapping, ''C'mon now! Act like a damn adult!" My immediate response was, "If you'd given me some f&#@ing warning, I wouldn't have jumped!" 🙄

I treated myself to cheesecake and baked chicken afterwards. I earned it.
 
Stake fodder
Stake fodder
Good for you for giving back almost as good as you got! (I say "almost" because you didn't have a needle to stick in him.)
hoponlilmama
hoponlilmama
And surely a doctor would know some people have a phobia of needles, or just need a moment to mentally prepare!
I do not understand microwave meals that say they take 45 minutes in the oven. If I am going to have to wait 45 minutes, I'd just make something quicker. Isn't their whole point of existence to be quick and easy? 45 minutes is not quick! Microwave heating it is!
I don't understand why all the quickie pasta meals no longer have microwave instructions. They seem to turn out just as well nuked as boiled on the stove!
 
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