Normally, I don't remember dreaming because I can only sleep for about five hours or less a night during my work week...but last nights was a freaky one.
I am in some hallway talking to my girlfriend, I guess it might have been near some first floor stairwell because there was an emergency exit about 8 feet to my left. Anyhoo, over the emergency door was a spider web with three small spiders. During my conversation I kept glancing at the spiders, which kept getting bigger and more menacing each time I looked. My girlfriend was oblivious to this fact, and she kept tugging my arm to bring my attention back to our conversation, but my danger radar was now active and I couldn't very well ignore these slowly-mutating spiders...I looked at the spiders for a fourth time, and they were now as big as a person's head, minus the length of the legs of course, and you could now hear breathing sounds coming from them.
I thought "Oooookkkkk, that's it...time to get the f*** out!" So I slowly took my girfriend by the arm and gently ushered her behind me....while at the same time I moved my right hand slowly towards my right hip where I normally have my gun holstered in the waking world.....then I suddenly realized in horror "Awww SH**!! I'm off duty, I don't HAVE my gun!"
It was at this point that the spider in the middle, a huge black furry one with white eyes actually spoke to me.....saying "Run...it....is not too late....protect...the girl!" And then he spit something at me....at which point I woke up.
I don't attribute this to anything deep rooted in my subconscious, I wouldn't understand how to identify and interpret it even if it was, I'm a bit of a dumbass when it comes to dreams.
That's it, no more Chinese food for me before bed! LOL.
