A Highly Scientific Analysis of Angel vs. Riley vs. Spike

[bespangeled]

A Highly Scientific Analysis of Angel vs. Riley vs. Spike


YOU GUYS. Did you know that it's almost been TEN YEARS since Buffy last aired? (Do you need to check? It's ok; I'll wait.) I know! I can't believe it either!


To kick off FYA's Buffy coverage, we've brought back the highly scientific analysis that so greatly helped the love lives of Felicity, Rory, Pacey, and Veronica. Because bringing sexy back is sooooo 2000-and-late -- and as you'll discover below, SEXY NEVER LEFT SUNNYDALE. (Well, before the town got destroyed, anyway.)


As a v. serious scientist, it is imperative for you to know that data collection for this experiment did not include the Buffy comics. Because looking at real boys is more fun than drawn ones! Usually.


Before we get underway, I'd like to give major pants and a can of champs to Joss Whedon & Friends for never making Buffy torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool. None of this in vogue wishy-washy love triangle shizz.
A Highly Scientific Analysis of Angel vs. Riley vs. Spike

This one is kinda fun!

 

[cryptwarmer]

This is so awesome. I was laughing so hard I had could barely keep reading it. Thanks for sharing

 

[Athena]

Best line....

And oh yeah, he's a VAMPIRE. So unless she's suddenly dropped the 's' from her job title, this relationship is as taboo as it gets. 😀

 

[bespangeled]

I loved all the other relationship ideas - and who she ended up with!