A Tale Of Obama

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(Someone told me this today after church and I just had to pass it on. If you've heard it before, just remember...I don't get out much)


After the conclusion of his latest news conference, one of President Obama's advisers informed him that two Brazilian soldiers had been killed in a suicide bombing in Iraq. A look of shock fell across the President's pace, his eyes filled with tears, and he lowered his head onto the desk. Almost immediately, his shoulders began to shake and he sobbed uncontrollably while the advisor stood by helplessly.

Finally, Obama composed himself enough to raise his head and roughly wipe the tears from his eyes. In a voice still shaky with grief, he at last managed to ask, "Just how many IS a Brazilian?"


(As I said, if you've heard it before...)
 
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white avenger said:
(Someone told me this today after church and I just had to pass it on. If you've heard it before, just remember...I don't get out much)


After the conclusion of his latest news conference, one of President Obama's advisers informed him that two Brazilian soldiers had been killed in a suicide bombing in Iraq. A look of shock fell across the President's pace, his eyes filled with tears, and he lowered his head onto the desk. Almost immediately, his shoulders began to shake and he sobbed uncontrollably while the advisor stood by helplessly.

Finally, Obama composed himself enough to raise his head and roughly wipe the tears from his eyes. In a voice still shaky with grief, he at last managed to ask, "Just how many IS a Brazilian?"


(As I said, if you've heard it before...)
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I heard that same joke about Bush just before he stepped down.

I remember it clearly because foolishly I told it to a load of Conservatives who loved Bush...I've never been shunned before, but this was close!
 
Oh no, WA, it is funny.

Thing is, up until last night I always warranted Obama with some intelligence so this joke, on him, fell short - HOWEVER, his gaff on Jay Leno about the "Special Olympics" is as bad if not worse than the biggest blunders of Bush.
 
Well, when you've been hanging out with Joe Biden, you're bound to pick up some of his habbits and the gaff is a big one.
 
white avenger
white avenger
Except that Joe Biden would have claimed to know exactly how many a Brazilian was.
I don't want to sound like a total 'tard, but I don't get the "joke". Is it some kind of racial slur?

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white avenger agrees: Obama assumes that "Brazilian" is a number, like million, billion, trillion...
CotA agrees: He thought "Brazillion" was a big high number. Like a lot of soldiers died. Tard.
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Haha, right. Well that confirms it, I am a total 'tard.
 
Yep, all numbers. I don't know how far you have to count to get to Bob, but numbers never run out so you have to get there eventually!
 
Revolver said:
Yep, all numbers. I don't know how far you have to count to get to Bob, but numbers never run out so you have to get there eventually!
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Exactly, if numbers are infinite then to assign a 'word' to ever number eventually you would have to start using combinations of letter that already exist - so every single word is a number.
 
Edmund Blackadder said:
Exactly, if numbers are infinite then to assign a 'word' to ever number eventually you would have to start using combinations of letter that already exist - so every single word is a number.
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So that means that we can finally answer the age old question:

How many Angels could brood on the head of a pin?

Ans.: A Buffy-zillion

(Sorry, I've been up most of the night and my medication hasn't kicked in fully yet)
 
white avenger said:
So that means that we can finally answer the age old question:

How many Angels could brood on the head of a pin?

Ans.: A Buffy-zillion

(Sorry, I've been up most of the night and my medication hasn't kicked in fully yet)
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Well if all numbers do equal words then numerically there is an empirical answer to the question:-

Which is greater Spuffy or Bangel?
 
Bangel is a decimal point followed by a Buffy-zillion zeros followed by a 1, and Spuffy is a 1 followed by a Buffy-zillion zeroes followed by a decimal point. Or, to put itmore simply for those even less mathmatically inclined than I am, they are actually the same number with the single difference being that Bangel is a negative and Spuffy is a positive.
 
white avenger said:
Bangel is a decimal point followed by a Buffy-zillion zeros followed by a 1, and Spuffy is a 1 followed by a Buffy-zillion zeroes followed by a decimal point. Or, to put itmore simply for those even less mathmatically inclined than I am, they are actually the same number with the single difference being that Bangel is a negative and Spuffy is a positive.
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Well you have the power being the first to actually allocate them numbers - so whatever you pick is correct.
If you choose Spuffy to be greater, it is!
 
white avenger
white avenger
At least until the Irisc concession makes herself known. Then it becomes debatable.
It took me 5 seconds to finally get that, now i can't stop laughing. But really, that joke can be used for any national leader.
 
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