Actual or fake rumours ?

[ILLYRIAN]

That New Zealand is going to become part of Australia.

 

[November]

It'd be bigger news than the emu war.

 

[Stake fodder]

I'm voting "fake"! Unless you mean that over the eons, as plate tectonics move continents to different positions, then maybe New Zealand will actually physically become part of Australia, then maybe. By that time, a good chunk of the west coast of the US will also be part of Canada. 😀

 

[Ethan Reigns]

I say fake. Neither government is going to give up power and merging of the two countries doesn't solve any problems other than maybe not needing a passport to go between them.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

It's an actual rumor.

 

[November]

The kiwis are stealth invading. No one knows who they are until they order six serves on fish and chip friday.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Sorry to disappoint you guys but talks have already started to have the two dumps become one.
It is said we are going to need somewhere to dump the nuclear waste from the submarines
plus
the sods kept winning the Rugby union games.

 

[November]

to dump the nuclear waste from the submarines

They couldn't put it in kiwi land, they have too many earthquakes!