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silvephantom
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ARE YOU ADDICTED TO THE BB? Let's see....
You refuse to go to school/work because you are in the middle of a heated battle/conversation with someone.
You refuse to go to school/work because you don't want to miss anything.
You wrote a three sentence definition on the word "meh"
You haven't been outside for 3 weeks.
Your skin gets pale from the light of the computer screen.
You can say every thread you've made by heart.
You can say every POST you've made by heart
You have broken three or more of your keyboards from typing too much.
People know you by your handle instead of your name
You've memorized every post that's been made since you've joined.
You talk about people on the BB to others, and get very strang looks when you say, "Oh yeh, the other day, MentPatient said this..."
You have inside jokes that no one else in the "real world" gets..
Your homepage is set to the BB.
You link the BB to all your webpages.
Your only friends are people on the BB.
You've read this post and think that I'm reading your mind.
You were going out for dinner, but didn't because you were in the middle of chatting.
You don't remember your parents.
You don't remember your friends.
You don't remember your relatives.
You don't remember your name...you call yourself by your handle.
Or better, everything until you started chatting on BB is a blur.
You only respond to your handle in real life.
You don't know what real life is.
Your Buddy list goes as far as the eye can see.
Everyone in school/work knows you as "the cyber nerd" and whisper about how they heard rumors that you talk to your computer...
Everybody in school/work doesn't know you at all.
Your parents don't remember you.
Your friends don't remember you.
Your relatives don't remember you.
People you knew don't want to know you.
People think of you as "The Pale Blob on The Chair that can Type Fast".
You can remember the roleplay you had three weeks ago by HEART...word for word...
You can remember by heart the FanFic you read/wrote because you read it over so often.
No one has seen any part in your body move besides your hands for over 3 years.
Right now you shout "Hooray! I'm addicted to BB!" because you agreed to everything in the first part.
You missed your birthday because you were chatting.
You missed family parties because you were chatting.
Once at work/school/even someone elses house, you head to the computer and log into the BB.
You try and convince what friends you have left to join the boards, even if they don't know what Spuffy is.
You don't know about anything that happens in the "outside world".
You are fed through shots that your parents give you at the computer.
Your back has been bent to see the computer screen for 3 years.
You've never been to another website except BB
Your dog has been licking your feet for over an hour and you didn't notice.
Your parents/friends have given up on trying to communicate with you.
You can understand when someone is using sarcasm when typing.
People tell you one sentence, and you can describe exactly how they're feeling, with chat smilies.
Your sister played a trumpet in your ear, and you don't respond, because you're chatting.
You haven't been outside for years.
You memorized the terms and conditions.
You cried whenever BB went down for maintenance.
You look out a window and the light blinds you for over a minute.
Your skin in now completely white.
You now enjoy being called "The Pale Blob on the Chair that can Type Fast".
You haven't slept for years.
You say that your computer is your only friend.
You know almost all the other obsessed chatters.
You hold the record for longest time chatting.
You forget what real life means.
You stay up all night chatting.
You have used all avatars...one a day
Your parents had to set up an account on BB and go on to communicate with you.
You have experienced everything on the list.
AHAHAHAA...I have alot of these symptoms.... :: wacko2
You refuse to go to school/work because you are in the middle of a heated battle/conversation with someone.
You refuse to go to school/work because you don't want to miss anything.
You wrote a three sentence definition on the word "meh"
You haven't been outside for 3 weeks.
Your skin gets pale from the light of the computer screen.
You can say every thread you've made by heart.
You can say every POST you've made by heart
You have broken three or more of your keyboards from typing too much.
People know you by your handle instead of your name
You've memorized every post that's been made since you've joined.
You talk about people on the BB to others, and get very strang looks when you say, "Oh yeh, the other day, MentPatient said this..."
You have inside jokes that no one else in the "real world" gets..
Your homepage is set to the BB.
You link the BB to all your webpages.
Your only friends are people on the BB.
You've read this post and think that I'm reading your mind.
You were going out for dinner, but didn't because you were in the middle of chatting.
You don't remember your parents.
You don't remember your friends.
You don't remember your relatives.
You don't remember your name...you call yourself by your handle.
Or better, everything until you started chatting on BB is a blur.
You only respond to your handle in real life.
You don't know what real life is.
Your Buddy list goes as far as the eye can see.
Everyone in school/work knows you as "the cyber nerd" and whisper about how they heard rumors that you talk to your computer...
Everybody in school/work doesn't know you at all.
Your parents don't remember you.
Your friends don't remember you.
Your relatives don't remember you.
People you knew don't want to know you.
People think of you as "The Pale Blob on The Chair that can Type Fast".
You can remember the roleplay you had three weeks ago by HEART...word for word...
You can remember by heart the FanFic you read/wrote because you read it over so often.
No one has seen any part in your body move besides your hands for over 3 years.
Right now you shout "Hooray! I'm addicted to BB!" because you agreed to everything in the first part.
You missed your birthday because you were chatting.
You missed family parties because you were chatting.
Once at work/school/even someone elses house, you head to the computer and log into the BB.
You try and convince what friends you have left to join the boards, even if they don't know what Spuffy is.
You don't know about anything that happens in the "outside world".
You are fed through shots that your parents give you at the computer.
Your back has been bent to see the computer screen for 3 years.
You've never been to another website except BB
Your dog has been licking your feet for over an hour and you didn't notice.
Your parents/friends have given up on trying to communicate with you.
You can understand when someone is using sarcasm when typing.
People tell you one sentence, and you can describe exactly how they're feeling, with chat smilies.
Your sister played a trumpet in your ear, and you don't respond, because you're chatting.
You haven't been outside for years.
You memorized the terms and conditions.
You cried whenever BB went down for maintenance.
You look out a window and the light blinds you for over a minute.
Your skin in now completely white.
You now enjoy being called "The Pale Blob on the Chair that can Type Fast".
You haven't slept for years.
You say that your computer is your only friend.
You know almost all the other obsessed chatters.
You hold the record for longest time chatting.
You forget what real life means.
You stay up all night chatting.
You have used all avatars...one a day
Your parents had to set up an account on BB and go on to communicate with you.
You have experienced everything on the list.
AHAHAHAA...I have alot of these symptoms.... :: wacko2