All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Buffy (or Angel)

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Laugh in the face of danger, and then hide until it goes away.
Beer is foamy.
You have fun as long until someone loses an eye.
Never hit the boyfriend of your daughter with an axe.
How to get out of a car in a cool way: (drunken and murmuring"Home sweet Home"!)
How to impress girls:"...and ... and ... you have stupid hair"!

Sometimes I want to say to this to my friends at school:"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom" - Prinzipal Snyder.
 
I'm out for a walk, bitch.
Americans love Nigerian-dead raising masks.
 
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Five words or less: Out, for, a, walk .... bitch. Great one!
How to make "Blooming Onions!"

If you get a--er--sunburn, douse it thoroughly in Jack!

Thanksgiving is a yam sham.

Everyone should own a ricer.

Always carry around an ID in case you lose your memory

If you do lose your memory, you will inexplicably believe the opposite of what you did, before. If you once appreciated magic for example, you will now think it is merely "balderdash and chicanery."

"No. More. Full. Copper. Repipe!"

You have to eat the Twinkie in its entirety all at once

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. You should eat breakfast at least 3 times a day.

A blob of energy really does need an education.
 
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Be sure to brush up on your Mexicoan before heading to Mexico.
Count of three isn't a plan, it's Sesame Street.
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposed.
It takes more than rousing speeches to lead.
Carpets look different when you are under them.
Pure, undiluted evil tastes a little chalky.
Sometimes, the most adult thing you can do is ask for help when you need it.
The best kind of beauty is effulgent.
 
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haha, what a amazing post! You have great ideas, love your music describes your life thread too! :)
If You suddenly turn invisible,Wear Leopard.
Carpe Diem
Passions was not only a soap opera....but an institution.
Birthdays are not always happy occasions.
Cookie Dough is not only yummy and delicious....but an interesting metaphor.
Normal Guys are sometimes not your soulmate.
If you have the lease to your own house....People cant kick you out.
Kicking Ass makes me feel better...it's comfort food.
 
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me
Beer is bad
Fire bad, tree pretty
If you are turned into a vampire, you will instantly know karate
Thanksgiving is a sham. But its a sham with yams
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it
Don't kill a boy on a first date
If nothing we do matters, than all that matters is what we do
Slaying is simple, all you need to is poke a vampire with a sharp stick.
 
Wow you look half dead, which for someone who is completely dead would be kinda neat

Let me tell you something, when it's dark and I'm all alone and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think, "˜What would Buffy do?'

My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does all the time.

"The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive. Ooh, there's something tells me she's a screamer"

"I'm still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and being someone's bitch"

Well, yes that too. You should have asked for a priest long ago, child. Your life may have been the better for it

Let's try this one more time. You get stuck between me and Darla and it'll be the last thing you ever do
 
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