Sorry for the late welcome, when do we invade?
Just kidding, as the dark lord of my crawlspace I have but one allegiance, Wayne Newton, the true dark Lord of the Sith.
Anyways, welcome Queenie, pleased to meet you. If you love Buffy and can tolerate the occasional weird but often fun outburst i advise you to pull that prince and pauper thing and immigrate from your kingdom to here, Buffyland, incognito like so you can have some real fun with all of us!
We can always take back your homeland should you leave, my legion of crawl space warriors and my son's giant Lego robot can be merchanted out with bribes of Guinness, Chery coke, and ding dongs.
You know if the government actually does monitor our computer messages this stuff has got to have them running in circles, I bet they tap Wayne's phone.