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Give me your best intro's to strangers your attracted to...

and..any real life stories that would give me a lol...
 
I don't really have any "intro's". I have only had a total of three boyfriends and the first one I was friends with for almost a year and then the second one had the intro for me and the third I'm very fuzzy on the details. . .I'm still in cloud 999! 🙂

I did have this one friend that met her boyfriend by going up to him and saying, "nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
 
Originally posted by Chasity
I don't really have any "intro's". I have only had a total of three boyfriends and the first one I was friends with for almost a year and then the second one had the intro for me and the third I'm very fuzzy on the details. . .I'm still in cloud 999! 🙂

I did have this one friend that met her boyfriend by going up to him and saying, "nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
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LOL - I can't think of any non-gay man who wouldn't respond to that. You know which organ controls most of us...
 
LOL, I can think of some gay men who, WOULD still respond to that!

my sister had this cute one, she carried around a wood screw in her pocket, would go up to random people pull out the screw and say, "wanna screw"?
 
i have tons and tons of intros...there arent alot of women who can resist the terry 😎...some good intros...lemme think...

if they have nice legs: can i help you shave those legs?

if they have a nice body: you takin care of that body?

if your in love: hey babe my love for you is like diarhia, i cant seem to hold it on 😎

i remember i said that diarhia quote to some chick and she was all over me...

and i remember sayin that legs quote and i got a slap...anywho...

and i remember sayin that body quote and some guy sittin down wanted to have a dance contest with me...
 
i was at school and we have a snackbar and there was a cute guy at the window so i said i want some chips and your phone number and now i realize how stupid that sounds lol
 
My tactic is to be the silent, broody looking guy and I'm still hoping this will ever attract someone!
 
Originally posted by Allycat
My tactic is to be the silent, broody looking guy and I'm still hoping this will ever attract someone!
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Im sure you will have all the girls running after you babe 😀

My line is "do you sleep on your stomach" No, can i then...

it has worked a couple of times except when they say, yeah i do sleep on my stomach then im kinda stumped...LoL

I have to just mention though i dont tend to use lines anymore...as i always have something interesting to say to start a conversation with someone and its usually the guy that comes up to me......ok well sometimes...maybe....never...um ok now i know why im still single 😀 LoL
 
LOL I love the wanna screw one!Thats funny! I just stick with the "Hi I'm Kris" one..Oh c'mon you know you use that one too!
 
Intros...lol...I've never used one...lol...but I've always wanted to try...

Hey baby, want some chicken?

Can I lick your forehead?

You've stollen my heart...but that's ok cuz I've got 3 more back home in the fridge...

Your crawlspace or mine?

C'mon, who else in here is gonna sleep with ya?
 
Rayne, I luv the "can I lick your forehead?" one! Wonderful! Do you remember the one you used on me? j/k! LOL!
 
Once, I saw this cute guy drinking a vanilla coke, and I walked up to him, said "vanilla coke... good choice", I winked at him then walked away. About 3 weeks later we ended up dating and he told me that ever since I did that, he wanted me. hmm... never intended it to be a line really. haha.
 
Chasity said:
Rayne, I luv the "can I lick your forehead?" one! Wonderful! Do you remember the one you used on me? j/k! LOL!
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Of couse I do baby! How could I forget?! I walked up to you in the halls at school...you were wearing that green silky number...I gave you my best smile and said..."Can I buy you a spatula?" 😛 😉 You were so easy...😀
 
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