Alms for the poor?

[Skanky Vamp]

Someone kept me online this morning and as such I had to race out the door... I was halfway to work before I realized I had no billfold. Lucky for me I keep a stash (not that kind!) of emergency money tucked away so at least I got a ten spot. Just glad I got gas! (not that kind either)

 

[Kali]

Got to ask. What's a ten spot? Is it related to a G-spot?

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Got to ask. What's a ten spot? Is it related to a G-spot?

If it were anyway related to that do you think I would really be worrying about leaving my billfold at home? moreover, do you think I would, or could, actually LEAVE home?

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Relic, Relic, Relic... next time you jump I-69 heading south, give me a shout.. I'll show you all the bargain basement places to shop.

 

[white avenger]

Hopefully you won't have to show any kind of I D for anything today. I don't know about you, but, without my billfold, I couldn't even prove that I exist.

 

[Relic]

I have felt that moment of blind panick before. I made it through the day though so it does not scare me anymore. I always keep a couple of 20's in both my car and work truck just in case. (I had to borrow money for gas back then. Live and Learn I guess.)

When leaving the home without my cell phone I get wiggy as well...at least for work.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

When leaving the home without my cell phone I get wiggy as well...at least for work.

The knot from the cell is easier to feel as it's in the front of my jeans.. I figure my lard arse insulates the billfold to the point I dont feel it until I go to whip it out.

I used to keep them in my breast pocket, but when its set for vibrate caused nipplage problems at work sometimes.

WA: clearly you have never met me- I am arrogant by nature. But I do tend to beat rush hour going home so.. providing I dont have a blow out I think I'll be okay. See? I tempted fate just there? I am arrogant!

 

[Kali]

If it were anyway related to that do you think I would really be worrying about leaving my billfold at home? moreover, do you think I would, or could, actually LEAVE home?

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See now if you had said a tenner I would have known. And on reflection, the chance of a male actually knowing what a G-spot is was a silly. And whether you could leave home without one or not? Well, that depends on what you do during your working day, doesn't it? So I'll ask another question.

What's a billfold?

 

[Skanky Vamp]

What's a billfold?

You never seen Pulp Fiction?

and this is a manpurse, relic! I dont OWN a maan purse (though I was give one as a gift?!?! oh my word!)

I do have the bullwhip AND the fendora

 

[Kali]

Of COURSE I have seen Pulp Fiction, but I'm damned if I can remember it being called a billfold!

A wallet. Well that makes more sense. Don't you just keep it in your ass pocket like every other bloke I know?

Kali decides to buy an 'Merrikan to English dictionary for Christmas - it's the only way forward