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This is a weird fanfic about Amber Benson not Tara. I got goo reviews most places (Usually the place it didn't get good reviews where places such as Churches and Libraries. But what do they know) Enjoy!
Reporter;
Entertainment News correspondent Joan Rivers caught up with the star of "Intermission" Amber Benson yesterday. Please be warned this interview contains scene of a sexual nature and very strong language from the start. Here's the Interview in full"¦
(Outside a hotel in New York, she is very cold.)
Joan;
I don't why I'm here or who I'm interviewing, so I haven't done any background research. Shall we go in I frekkin nippy.
(A hotel room with Amber , who's hair is bleach blonde, she has black sunglasses on and a beauty spot, she's Marilyn Monroe)
Joan;
I'm stiff who are you?
Amber;
Excuse me?!
Joan;
I SAID who are you?
Amber;
Aye.
Joan;
Okay, we'll start (to her hand) I'll stop when it comes to her name and you can put it in, in edit"¦
Amber;
It's Amber "˜Charlize Theron' Benson. My friend calls me "˜Stupid'
Joan;
Somebody wanna get this kid a aspirin, she looks like she has a hangover
Amber;
Are you calling me an flipping Alco?
Joan
So tell us about your new film, who do you play
Amber;
I play an Irish emigrant who moved from Kerry to Cork in search of her Father. My character, Roxanne, is very empowering in her struggle to find her brother. This film takes place two years after she first started her search for her mother and this is her last hope. She's receives information that her sister is in cork looking for work as a professional Lady. So my character, Susanne, decides to take the offer and goes to Alaska for €799 per person
Joan;
Sure and can you tell our viewers what interested you in the role in the first place?
Amber;
Well when I heard that Steven Spielberg was Directing with James Cameron and that Bobby's was doing the catering, I knew that this role was made for me. But besides that it all started at the age of 8 when a person who sounded like the Pope called my house and I answered. (Joan; I can't take this **** no more)"¦ He said when you reach the age of 26 you will play a woman looking for her Aunt in Scotland.
Joan;
I was wonder, could you tell us the name of the film and where did it come from.
Amber;
Why sure, Mississippi! Pull up a chair and gather round.
The film as you know is called "˜The Jungle Book 3; The Further Adventures of Jackie Chan.'. It is the 2nd film in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and tells the story of NYPD cop John McClain who makes a pact with his friends to lose his Virginity before the Prom.
Joan;
Tell us how did you get on with the Cast which include Robert DeNiro and Kathy Bates?
Amber;
Well me and Robert DeBates go way back we went to school together.
Joan;
Robert DeNiro is a bit older than you, he's like 50 feckin' 4.
Amber;
I don't think Katy DeRobert would like you giving away his age.
Joan;
I don't care he put Whipped Cream on my Brakes put the ****ing insurance company don't like that sort of story.
Amber;
So the film got to number 2.34 in the Chinese market two fortnights ago. Let me tell you that I dubbed myself and that Swiss I a very easy language to pick up. But that don't matter because she's got one tit bigger that the other.
Joan;
We'll leave it there for now, Amber DeNiro thank you very much.
Amber;
Your welcome the honour was all Hitler's
(Outside hotel)
Joan;
She's a bloody looney"¦..
Amber; (from her window on the 34th floor)
Oi, Amazon!
Tell them we're lesbians. It sort of my thing that and cheese. Well that's an interesting question, It was first published in 1987 under the name Buck Jones but was later changed to Poultry Today..
Joan;
Let's go quick while she's not looking
(They Run)
THE CAMERA CATCHES AMBER THROWING HER SHOE AT THE CAMERA MAN AND KNOCK THE CAMERA MAN OUT, BEFORE BURNING HER BRA AND THEN THROWING THAT OUT THE WINDOW
Reporter;
Entertainment News correspondent Joan Rivers caught up with the star of "Intermission" Amber Benson yesterday. Please be warned this interview contains scene of a sexual nature and very strong language from the start. Here's the Interview in full"¦
(Outside a hotel in New York, she is very cold.)
Joan;
I don't why I'm here or who I'm interviewing, so I haven't done any background research. Shall we go in I frekkin nippy.
(A hotel room with Amber , who's hair is bleach blonde, she has black sunglasses on and a beauty spot, she's Marilyn Monroe)
Joan;
I'm stiff who are you?
Amber;
Excuse me?!
Joan;
I SAID who are you?
Amber;
Aye.
Joan;
Okay, we'll start (to her hand) I'll stop when it comes to her name and you can put it in, in edit"¦
Amber;
It's Amber "˜Charlize Theron' Benson. My friend calls me "˜Stupid'
Joan;
Somebody wanna get this kid a aspirin, she looks like she has a hangover
Amber;
Are you calling me an flipping Alco?
Joan
So tell us about your new film, who do you play
Amber;
I play an Irish emigrant who moved from Kerry to Cork in search of her Father. My character, Roxanne, is very empowering in her struggle to find her brother. This film takes place two years after she first started her search for her mother and this is her last hope. She's receives information that her sister is in cork looking for work as a professional Lady. So my character, Susanne, decides to take the offer and goes to Alaska for €799 per person
Joan;
Sure and can you tell our viewers what interested you in the role in the first place?
Amber;
Well when I heard that Steven Spielberg was Directing with James Cameron and that Bobby's was doing the catering, I knew that this role was made for me. But besides that it all started at the age of 8 when a person who sounded like the Pope called my house and I answered. (Joan; I can't take this **** no more)"¦ He said when you reach the age of 26 you will play a woman looking for her Aunt in Scotland.
Joan;
I was wonder, could you tell us the name of the film and where did it come from.
Amber;
Why sure, Mississippi! Pull up a chair and gather round.
The film as you know is called "˜The Jungle Book 3; The Further Adventures of Jackie Chan.'. It is the 2nd film in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and tells the story of NYPD cop John McClain who makes a pact with his friends to lose his Virginity before the Prom.
Joan;
Tell us how did you get on with the Cast which include Robert DeNiro and Kathy Bates?
Amber;
Well me and Robert DeBates go way back we went to school together.
Joan;
Robert DeNiro is a bit older than you, he's like 50 feckin' 4.
Amber;
I don't think Katy DeRobert would like you giving away his age.
Joan;
I don't care he put Whipped Cream on my Brakes put the ****ing insurance company don't like that sort of story.
Amber;
So the film got to number 2.34 in the Chinese market two fortnights ago. Let me tell you that I dubbed myself and that Swiss I a very easy language to pick up. But that don't matter because she's got one tit bigger that the other.
Joan;
We'll leave it there for now, Amber DeNiro thank you very much.
Amber;
Your welcome the honour was all Hitler's
(Outside hotel)
Joan;
She's a bloody looney"¦..
Amber; (from her window on the 34th floor)
Oi, Amazon!
Tell them we're lesbians. It sort of my thing that and cheese. Well that's an interesting question, It was first published in 1987 under the name Buck Jones but was later changed to Poultry Today..
Joan;
Let's go quick while she's not looking
(They Run)
THE CAMERA CATCHES AMBER THROWING HER SHOE AT THE CAMERA MAN AND KNOCK THE CAMERA MAN OUT, BEFORE BURNING HER BRA AND THEN THROWING THAT OUT THE WINDOW