An Epic Breakup

Skanky Vamp

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EW is reporting that Kermit and Miss Piggy have officially broke up.

Kermit and Piggy arrived separately to join executive producers Bill Prady and Bob Kushell for a press conference on the network’s upcoming docu-style sitcom, which follows the troupe’s life behind the scenes of Piggy’s late-night talk show Up Late with Miss Piggy. Amid questions from critics about the show’s modern flair and celeb cameos (Imagine Dragons will appear!), most reporters latched onto Kermit’s somber announcement that he and Piggy had mutually decided to end their long, long, long relationship.

“Piggy and I have gone our separate ways romantically,” said the frog/entrepreneur, who will still executive produce Piggy’s new show despite the breakup. “It can be tough to work with your ex. It can be tough to be the executive producer on your ex’s late-night TV show, especially when your ex is a pig. I don’t know whether any of you have ever dated pigs.”

The couple appear to have moved on from their fraught relationship. Kermit has been getting pretty serious with Denise, a marketing exec at ABC, while Piggy was last known to be dating former That ’70s Show actor Topher Grace.
I can't believe they broke up. I thought they had a forever love.
 
Don't worry, they'll be making up again just as soon as Kermit finds out about the baby, and the reconciliation of the proud parents will be even more epic than the breakup.

(And just remember, you're hearing it first from the guy who foretold Buffy and Spike hooking up in Season 10 back before Season 9 had even started)
 
Don't worry, they'll be making up again just as soon as Kermit finds out about the baby, and the reconciliation of the proud parents will be even more epic than the breakup.
Oh man! I never thought about them having a... a... an offspring. That would be really interesting!
 
If history has shown us anything, it's that they'll try and be friends for a little while... fight... get back together... fight... get married... and start the whole thing all over again. 😉
 
Denise is just a Miss Piggy wannable! She's a hack! Besides you can't trust someone with a name like Denise!😱
 
So now that the Muppets are moving to HBO does that mean that we can see them consummate their relationship?
 
GwenRaiden
GwenRaiden
Urgh. Kermit having sex would be like Steve Buscemi's sex scenes in Boardwalk Empire.
God I hope not!!! Then again Puppet sex is only second to puppet vomiting in the entertainment stakes...
 
When the news was first broken a few weeks ago I thought it was just pre-hype for another Muppet film.
Remember all the pre-hype for The Blair Witch Project? Not that I'd compare any Muppet movie with that as The Blair Witch Project was, as far as I am concerned, the worst film ever.

white avenger: it can't be Frig, as Frigga (pronounced Freya) is/was Odin's wife.
 
When the news was first broken a few weeks ago I thought it was just pre-hype for another Muppet film.
Remember all the pre-hype for The Blair Witch Project? Not that I'd compare any Muppet movie with that as The Blair Witch Project was, as far as I am concerned, the worst film ever.

white avenger: it can't be Frig, as Frigga (pronounced Freya) is/was Odin's wife.

Well one of us must leave this forum and I don't think it should be me😀
 
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