And a Master shall rise....again...........

originally posted by THE MALE SLAYER
.....but you just gotta wind him up 😉
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::::Walks into the room, wearing black Armani suit, pinky ring, and super-sized greasy mob hairdo::::

Oh, so I'm funny? Is that it? I'm a funny guy, huh? You think I'm funny? Do I amuse you? Am I here to amuse you? Hey.....look at the old guy! Hey old guy, do some tricks for us! Make us laugh old guy!
Ooooh, yeah, I'm a clown! Yeah, that must be it, huh tough guy? I'm a big clown?!!
Hey look at me....I'm a funny clown!!!!
Oh, oh, wait....I'm a Jack In The Box! No...no......MASTER IN THE BOX!

::::climbs inside a tiny jack in the box, the handle turns musically, and Old Master pops out on a spring, wearing a big elf's hat::::

**BOIOIOIONG!**
Young whippersnapper!

::::Goes back in, pops back out::::

**BOIOIOIONG!**
I'll rap you with my cane!

::::Back in, pops out::::

**BOIOIOIONG!**
Why don't you look where you're going sonny?!

::::Back in, pops out::::

**BOIOIOIONG!**
Excuse me, are these melons fresh?


Was that wound up enough for ya? 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

Lol, dude, how've ya been? 😀


originally posted by JACKLYN
OMG!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!! We've all missed you so! I'm extremely angry with you for leaving in the first place!!! You stink and are a bum. And now that I'm passed that, I'll admit that I missed you! And our convos about poo 😀
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Huh?

::::Looks around::::


Somebody talking to me? Hmmm, that's funny...voice sounded familiar, but that's impossible. She'd NEVER talk to ME. Oh well, I guess I must be hearing things. 😉
 
Originally posted by OLD MASTER 2.0
Somebody talking to me? Hmmm, that's funny...voice sounded familiar, but that's impossible. She'd NEVER talk to ME. Oh well, I guess I must be hearing things. 😉
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Why wouldn't I talk to you? I think I've proved I'm sufficiently crazy---I thought I matched your standards 😛
 
Hi! I didn't know you before, but welcome back to the boards...I hope that I'll get to see many more of your posts as I find them v. entertaining! 🙂
 
HAHAHAHA nice Old Man! do some tricks for us.... lol. Thats great!
oh ya welcome back ...again...considering I alread said it, but thought I'd say it again.

So how OLD are you? 30, 40, 50? You know if you wern't so funny (and I guess nice, Is he nice?), we might think your one of those chat board stalkers looking for little kids.

But your not.....Right???
 
originally posted by Zander8472
HAHAHAHA nice Old Man! do some tricks for us.... lol. Thats great!
oh ya welcome back ...again...considering I alread said it, but thought I'd say it again.

So how OLD are you? 30, 40, 50? You know if you wern't so funny (and I guess nice, Is he nice?), we might think your one of those chat board stalkers looking for little kids.

But your not.....Right???
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Now....I realize you are the resident humorist here, Zander.....very tongue-in-cheek kinda stuff.........but reading your above statement, I am not entirely sure whether I am supposed to laugh, or be insulted. Maybe you can help me out here.
 
Yeah, it was kind of a 'turn the joke back around on Zander thing'. I considered that you might find it insulting, but wasn't sure what to say. Ana8 had the same problem with me awhile back.

anyway all in good fun... I'll try and keep my humor directed at people in general eh?

Welcome back again! (just so I'm on topic of course).

And hey Old Master 2.0, do you have the movie 'Chance'? There was a discussion about it, but I can't remember if you were in it or not.
 
Dude....no harm done.
Just wanted to make sure. Humor such as yours is complex. You either get it or you don't. My bad for being so old (and to answer your question, I'm 36).

Just so we understand each other.....you may feel free to zing me with your humor all you want, that goes for all of you. I honestly don't mind, but please just take it light with the "stalking little kids" jokes. Not funny...period.

Otherwise, we're cool. :: tu ::

Oh, and thanks for your three welcomes, much appreciated.

And to answer your movie questions....no, I don't have the movie "CHANCE", but I do know of the flick you speak of..I think. Is that the one with Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs playing a cop? I don't think I ever participated in any such thread....I'll have to do a search and see. Is the movie any good?

::::Looks around to see if there's any Mods present::::

Or perhaps we should just take this to the appropriate thread....I don't want to get scolded on my first week back on the BB.......HI JACKLYN! 😛 ::wave:: 😛 .


originally posted by ANA8
I really like your style of writing Old Master 2.0...
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Well, thank you Ana. 🙂 Uhhh......what style is that though? Clue the Old Man in. 😛
 
I ment the movie Chance with James Marsters, Amber Benson, Andy Hallet, and the writer from Buffy. I was going to ask you if you knew where I could get it. Oh well thanks Old Master, glad we understand each other. I'll ask around.
 
originally posted by ANA8
Let's just say it's........*drums* F U N N Y
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Oh, REALLY? So you think I'm FUNNY huh? I amuse you? Do I.....oh wait.....I did that bit already...sorry. 😛 😛


originally posted by ZANDER8472
I ment the movie Chance with James Marsters, Amber Benson, Andy Hallet, and the writer from Buffy. I was going to ask you if you knew where I could get it. Oh well thanks Old Master, glad we understand each other. I'll ask around.
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Man, I was WAY off base with that one, eh? They really shouldn't have more than one flick with the same name.
Anyhoo, as you well know, "CHANCE" is very hard to get, you can only purchase it from Amber's site which promotes the movie, and at an inflated price no less. Sorry I couldn't help you out....but I'll keep checking from time to time.

Okayyyyyyy, we're WAY off topic here now. QUICK! Somebody else welcome me! 😛 😛 😛
 
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