Angel at his Funniest

do you remember when he had to pretend to be jay don(or whatever the name is)?,..that was sooo funny!

The shroud of Rahmon​
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Angel: "They're bringing a vampire in from Las Vegas tonight. His name is Jay-don. He's got a rep. If he's involved it's a big heist."
Wesley: "I've heard of him. Isn't he a..."
Cordy: "...deadly killer?"
Wesley: "Well, that, of course. I was about to say a loud, flashy sort of character."
Angel: "Well, he ran with the whole Sinatra rat-pack thing. Never got over it. You know, I think I'll meet his bus."
Cordy: "And take his place? (Claps him on the shoulder) Great plan, boss! (Angel turns to look at her and she steps back to stand beside Wesley) What better way to get your mind off... things we don't even need to... (To Wesley) How loud and flashy?"
Wesley: "I believe he is quite the extrovert."
They turn together to look at Angel.
Cordy: "Hmm..."
Angel after a beat: "What?"
Wesley: "Oh, I-I'm sure you can pull it off. You're - colorful."

A guy wearing dark pants and a red jacket dust himself off and adjusts his sunglasses.
Angel laughing, comes up behind him.
Angel: "This is such an honor! I'm a big fan, you know? (Bounces up and down) When the boss said that Jay-don was coming in I was just like "Whoa, wow!" Hey, can I see the glasses?"
Angel reaches for them, but Jay-don wards him off.
Jay-don: "No one touches the glasses or the hair, doll."
Angel laughs: "Yeah, right, doll! You got it. That's cool. Oh, oh, I'm supposed to ask you something (bounces up and down) Oh, what is it? (Hits his forehead with one hand) Oh, god, what is it? (Pulls his hand down) Oh, yeah. (Looks around and licks his lips and crunches up his face) What's the password, huh?"
Jay-don: "There is no password."
Angel: "Oh, (stretches his right hand straight down, triggering the stake hidden up his sleeve and stakes Jay-don while taking the glasses off his face and putting them on) Just checking."

Demon: "Jay-don."
Angel, wearing a puke-green shirt, blue jacket and Jay-don's sunglasses comes up behind him and answers with a fake New York accent: "What, you think I'm traveling luggage? Hey, how you doing? You look sharp. That plastic surgeon, he give you a big rebate?"
Demon: "Let's go. The car is over here."
Angel: "Yeah, you know, the trip was fabo. (Pats the side of the bus) I love flying coach. (Sees the car and takes off his glasses) And what is that piece of junk?"
We see an old, somewhat beat up station wagon.
Demon: "You're funny, vampire."
Angel: "Whoa, whoa, we need to talk, bro. Two things bringin' in the chicks (puts on his glasses) the do' (adjusts his jacket) and the ride."
Demon: "Get in."
Angel: "I hope I don't see anybody I know."

Ugly slides the door shut: "This is Jay-don. - He talks too much."
Angel: "I'm a people person. (To Spiny) I like the shirt. Where'd you get that, at Ed's big and spiny?"
Spiny: "He's funny. You're funny. You'll be even funnier when I crush your head."
Angel: "Funny 'ha, ha' or funny peculiar?"
Ugly: "Shut up, all of you!"
Bob: "Hey, I wasn't talking."
Ugly looks around: "Where is Lester?"
Angel: "Yeah, where is Lester? We can't get the ball rolling without Lester! Who's Lester?"
Bob: "The driver?"
Ugly: "He should've already been here. I don't like this."
Bob: "Hey, he's E. J.'s guy. He'll show."
Angel: "I hate waiting. (Eyes Bob) You got anybody to eat around here?"
Bob backs away from him.
A car door slams outside.
Ugly: "Finally."
Angel: "What kind of name is Lester anyways, huh? Norwegian? Finnish?"


I laughed sooo much!,Angel rocks!,he is too funny!
 
well,we are spamming i guess,...everybody knows angel is too funny,..someone should close this thread

btw,you have to change your sig
 
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