Angel, Spike, Riley and Parker royal rumble style!

[Tome]

Alright, my question is this. What if these four entered a ring and went at it. Who would come up on top? Go ahead and explore every little possibility imaginable 😉 For example...

I see Parker hiding, bidding his time. The ring is actually outdoor, so the others three go at it for a while and sadly at sunrise the two vampires are dusted. This is when Parker comes out from hiding and hit Riley from behind, knocking him out. Ding ding ding! Parker wins. 😎

You see what I mean! Now your turn peeps 😛

 

[Wishing Oceans]

I see Parker putting his hands up (as the vamp bros unleash their fangs. 😉 ), backing up, and trying to charm his way out of it. He is pretty persuasive.

But then they would all team up and beat him to a bloody pulp. For Buffy.

Then, with Parker knocked out, they would all turn to each other. Spike and Angel, favoring the other as the stronger opponent, would crush Riley in a second.

Finally, only our two vampires left in the Ring... Angel would be beating Spike in the beginning (Spike had used most of his energy on beating up Riley/Parker.). Spike, gaining some inspiration, which hit him smack in the face, knocking him down. Standing over his still body, he smirks, thinking he's won. Humming to himself, he turns around to claim his prize. And WHAM, body slammed by Angel! They go at it for a couple more hours, equally matched.

And end up falling asleep together, equals. Spangel awwwww. 🙂 Because it was rainy that day. 😉 No incineration!

 

[StarSlayer]

All right...Parker would get taken out by either Angel, Spike, or Riley in the first few seconds. I'm talking like one knock-out punch, he's done. End of round 1.

Next, after a decent fight, Riley would get knocked out by Angel or Spike. He doesn't have the man power (or vampire power 😉) to go up against both of them. End of round 2.

Finally, once Buffy realizes what's going on, she goes to stop the fight. But, upon seeing both Angel and Spike battle it out, she can't help but wish she brought some oil 😉 Spike then KO's Angel. Game over. Spike then runs off with Buffy (not in the sunlight of course, lol)

 

[Black Eye Guy]

I think Riley, Angel and Spike would crumble to Parkers charms and end up waking up the next morning in Parkers bed, only to find he's gone, the 3 would be so distraught that they don't hear for him that they'd off themselves.

 

[Skytteflickan88]

Spike and Angel beat the crap out of Riley, because they're both mad at him because he had something "normal" with Buffy, and they fear he might end up with her one day. No ones looking to kill anyone, they're just mad.

Parker is staying out of the way, of course.

But while the three fight, parts get brushed, and Spike suddenly kisses Riley. They're all suprised, and Riley kicks Spike's feet from under him and ends up on top, ready to stake him, but he stops. Then there's confusion, and long story short, there's an orgie, that Parker then joins in on. He later "accidentally" gets killed (Riley swear that he doesn't know where the knife came from).

Then Spike and Angel starts fighting over Riley, because Spike realizes he's in love with Riley, and Riley admits thatn he feels something for Spike too. Then Angel, just for the hell of it, fights with Spike over Riley, just to piss his grandchild off. Long story short, Spike falls on a branch, dusts, the sun rises and kills Angel, and Riley stands there, broken hearted, feeling dirty.

 

[caitaintdead]

Hrmm... Okay. I'm struggling to think up something new here...

Parker, after his humiliating experience being knocked out by cave Buffy started taking a variety of fighting classes. He has been biding his time to take on Riley as revenge for Riley hitting him. As soon as the fight begins Parker would attack Riley with his awesome Kung Fu moves and they continue to fight.

In the mean time Spike and Angel are pre-fight bantering.

Spike wonders if they should team up to take on the human pair and Angel states that he could take them both on easily.

Angel then dives for Parker and Riley who are both full of rage and anger, between the two of them they manage to hold Angel off from any serious damage while Spike stands by having a cigarette and yelling criticism at Angels fighting technic.

Angel manages to knock out Parker and Angel and Riley are left staring each other down.

Spike decides the fight has become to boring and he 'doesn't fancy watching another fight that looks like Xander and Harmony arguing' he leaps into the fight and manages to pick up Riley and throw him outside the ring.

Just Angel and Spike.

The two fight, with lots of flashbacks to previous fights the two have had with each other.

Angel manages to get on top of Spike and just as he us about to stake him he flashes back to 'that one time'. Angel hesitates and in that brief moment Spike gains the upper hand. He is now on top of Angel with a stake in one hand.

Spike has flashbacks of all these things that Angel has done for him over the years. Teaching him tricks of the fight, and drinking together. Angel manages to break free but instead of continuing the fight they share a passionate kiss.

Spike jokingly calls him a poofter and Angel suggests they go to a bar to make themselves feel manly again.

 

[StarSlayer]

Skytteflickan88 agrees: KO?

Knock-out that ends the match 🙂

 

[caitaintdead]

Edit: I was so distracted writing my story that I missed my bus stop and had to get off at the next one and walk back... Damn it.

 

[Spiciu]

At the beginning Parker gets a heart attack when Spike and Angel turn their game faces on and Riley stuns Spike with his blaster. While Angel and Riley are fighting, Spike regains conciousness and charges at Angel. After an long epic threesome fight Riley is going down and with the last of his strength he pulls the pin of a grenade and ends the match.
Buffy is standing aside, head-shaking and goes back to bed with Faith.

 

[Marisa]

Parker is no where to be found. He was smart and ran away once he saw Spike and Angel.
Riley on the other hand had to be a hero. He put up a good fight and went for Angel first but unfortunately Angel didn't have time to wait he had to get to Spike, so he just had to put poor Riley down simple and fast.

Now it was the match everyone was waiting for. It was the two vampires.
Spike did his normal taunting and told pansy boy Angel how it was going to be. Angel wasn't as Pansy as Spike thought. It was a tough fight. Angel almost had the victory, but at the last minute Spike used his famous fighting skills and knocked him to the ground staking him Buffy style.

In the end Spike was walking back to his crypt in all his glory. Then who passes by? Parker of course. Parker comes up and takes a swing. Apparently he got some adrenaline. Spike yells bloody hell and decides lets just do this simple. He punches Parker to the ground and just continues walking. He doesn't have to much time PASSIONS will be on!

 

[xaphania]

Okay, I couldn't help myself. 😀 Written off the cuff, haha. So there'll be mistakes and whatnot. Now I think I'm going to be late for work...

The Love Apocalypse

"Well, well." Spike peered around the arena, a wide grin on his face. "Isn't this... interesting?"

"What are you doing here, Ass-Face?" Riley said, frowning. "I'm supposed to be on a training mission."

"Flash of light get you?" Spike replied. "Came in the bloody nick of time for me and the poofter here. Hear that, Angel? Your dragon was about to turn us to dust."

"I could have taken it." Angel whined, before turning quickly to one side of the arena. "Who's that?" he said, when he spotted the dark-haired man cowering in the corner.

"Pillock Buffy shagged a few years back," Spike said, feigning disinterest. His eyes flashed gold and he felt his fangs itching.

"Wh-what's going on?" Parker asked, his eyes darting around as though he were looking for the nearest exit.

"Haven't a bloody clue," Spike said. "But--"

"WELCOME!" The voice boomed out across the arena. "TO THE LOVE APOCALYPSE! BUFFY, SLAYER OF THE VAMPYRES, HAS HAD FEELINGS FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU AT SOME POINT IN THE PAST. BUT WHO IS WORTHY? WHO IS THE BEST? THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT... LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE!"

A loud honking sound signalled the start of the match and Spike slid into game face immediately. Love apocalypse? He'd win it, course he would.

Parker stayed in the corner, cowering and whimpering. He wouldn't be a problem, then. Sure enough, a few moments later he left the arena, shaking his head and mumbling about 'crazies'.

Angel and Riley were circling each other, the vampire occasionally growling and the soldier's fists raised in a battle pose. Spike grinned and leaned back against the railing, wishing he had a cigarette. Looked like he could just leave them to it and come out on top.

The fight continued, Spike occasionally cheering on one or the other--though not seriously, he didn't want either wanker to win. Minutes passed and the fight got dirtier and bloodier. Angel had a slash of blood across his cheek and Riley's hand was hanging at a crooked angle.

Spike was so entranced in watching the fight that he almost didn't feel the tap on his shoulder. Whirling around, he came face to face with Buffy and....

"Andrew? Bloody hell, should have known it was you. Vampyres." He shook his head, wondering why he was talking to Andrew when Buffy was standing there, looking wonderfully angry. "Slayer," he breathed, his eyes drinking her in.

"Hi, Spike." She smiled. Turning to Andrew, "Go and stop those two from fighting."

"Me?" Andrew squeaked. "But... they're scary! And tall!"

"Yes, you. You started this. Go! I want to talk to my vampire."

"Yours, pet?" Spike smirked. "Didn't know that I was."

"Yes, you big dummy. Why didn't you tell me you were back? I had to hear it from Andrew of all people!"

Spike had the good grace to look ashamed. He glanced to the ground and sighed. "Sorry, love. Thought you wouldn't want me messing up yor life."

"I meant what I said in the Hellmouth," she replied, cupping his face.

"Oh."

"Yeah, oh."

They stared at each other tremulously before both moving at once, kissing again and again until Buffy became breathless. Linking hands, they left the arena together, leaving the other three men gaping after them.

"Well," Andrew said. "Looks like Spike is the winner of The Love Apocalypse without even trying. Yay, Spike!"

He received nothing but two murderous glances in reply.

-THE END-

 

[xfivebyfive]

*CHEERS* Ok so that is what happen end of discussion. Guess no one else needs to post 😛

 

[Seeing Red]

Okay so this is how I see it. Angel gets so mad when he sees the otheer three men that have spelt with his beloved Buffy, his one and only true love, that the demon inside him comes free. Spike is so happy that his yoda is back he rushs to his side not knowing that Angelus is very very mad at him. *POOF* Spike is dust. Then Parker and Riley start freaking out about what they saw and run away like little girls. Riley trips Parker hoping that Parker will satisfy Angelus' anger while he finds his missing crossbow. Angelus kills Parker. Angelus is now a little less angry and is not carefully stalking Riley, bidding his time. Wanting to make his kill last. Mean while Riley has found his crossbow and shoots Angelus, but hits him to low. Angelus is now outraged again. He rushes Riley and kills him in a second. Angelus wins. The End. 😀

 

[white avenger]

I would say that Riley would slug Parker immediately, simply because he knows that the little wart would ne more of a nuisance than any sort of challenge, and wanting him out from underfoot immediately. Then he would go after Spike, knowing that with the chip, unable to defend himself properly, there's another quick kill, leaving him to face Angel, who he considers to be the only real threat present, Surprise! No more chip, and in less time than it takes to say it, no more Riley.

That leaves the two vampires facing each other without any minor distractions, and the REAL fight could begin. Spike has proven that he was at least Angel's equal in the Fight For The Cup Of Eternal Mountain Dew, plus his time sparring with Illyria has sharpened his skills even more.The fight doesn't last as long as many might have expected, and the end result is Spike walking away triumphantly brushing Angel dust off of his hands, long before the sun begins to peep over the horizon.

 

[Hale Caesar]

I would say Angel, I think he's the strongest out of the 4. Spike is a close second