white avenger
white avenger
How's this for a Season 9 story line for Angel's book:
Angel's sitting all alone in the dark, brooding and feeling sorry for himself, and up pops:
Higher Being Cordie-- Okay, bub, you've sat around in the dark, brooding and feeling sorry for yourself long enough. Time to get off of that (literally) dead ass and making amends for all the trouble you've caused since I've been gone.
Angel-- Cordy? Oh, Cordy, is it really you? I must be dreaming...
H B C-- No dream. Me in the Higher Being flesh, come down from on high to straighten you out. You've really screwed the pooch this time. We may have to extend on into a Tenth Season, just to get this mess straightened out.
A-- It really wasn't all my fault. See, I was...
H B C-- If you say that you were possessed by an evil spirit and forced to act against your will, I'm gonna put this stylish right boot so far up your ass that you'll be tasting shoe polish all the way through Season 11. Now, let's go. Time's a'wasteing, and you've got a lot to make up for. It's a good thing that we're immortal. We may be working on this until you can cross over with Fray without time travel.
A--Who's Fray?
H B C-- Sweet girl. Purple hair. Has a pet four armed monkey. She's a Slayer...
A-- There's a Slayer MONKEY?
H B C-- No. it's a SPIDER monkey. The girl's the... Oh, never mind. Come on, we've got to pick up Wes before we get started He's gonna be the official score keeper, balancing out all your old screw ups with all your new good deeds. He's compiled what he calls a big "Karma List," and he says that you're gonna have to grow a mustache and change your name to Earl. He'll have to explain it all to you.
Then Angel, Cordy, and Wes set out to mark off all of the bad things that Angel has done for the last several centuries, and stack up some good karma.
(If you're reading this, Joss, feel free to use it)
Angel's sitting all alone in the dark, brooding and feeling sorry for himself, and up pops:
Higher Being Cordie-- Okay, bub, you've sat around in the dark, brooding and feeling sorry for yourself long enough. Time to get off of that (literally) dead ass and making amends for all the trouble you've caused since I've been gone.
Angel-- Cordy? Oh, Cordy, is it really you? I must be dreaming...
H B C-- No dream. Me in the Higher Being flesh, come down from on high to straighten you out. You've really screwed the pooch this time. We may have to extend on into a Tenth Season, just to get this mess straightened out.
A-- It really wasn't all my fault. See, I was...
H B C-- If you say that you were possessed by an evil spirit and forced to act against your will, I'm gonna put this stylish right boot so far up your ass that you'll be tasting shoe polish all the way through Season 11. Now, let's go. Time's a'wasteing, and you've got a lot to make up for. It's a good thing that we're immortal. We may be working on this until you can cross over with Fray without time travel.
A--Who's Fray?
H B C-- Sweet girl. Purple hair. Has a pet four armed monkey. She's a Slayer...
A-- There's a Slayer MONKEY?
H B C-- No. it's a SPIDER monkey. The girl's the... Oh, never mind. Come on, we've got to pick up Wes before we get started He's gonna be the official score keeper, balancing out all your old screw ups with all your new good deeds. He's compiled what he calls a big "Karma List," and he says that you're gonna have to grow a mustache and change your name to Earl. He'll have to explain it all to you.
Then Angel, Cordy, and Wes set out to mark off all of the bad things that Angel has done for the last several centuries, and stack up some good karma.
(If you're reading this, Joss, feel free to use it)
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Buffy4ever2k10
I like it :)