Another Psycho Magickian On the Loose!

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EnochMagusWitch

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Joined
Mar 23, 2004
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Age
38
Location
SLC, Utah *cringe*
Alright, if I was a demon, I don't know what I'd be doing in this realm of imbeciles, but I'll do my best to abide by their so-called "laws." No, I am not a demon, nor a vamp, nor an angel; I am a Magus and someone an amateur Witch would fear and a High Witch would be annoyed with. But then again, I annoy my own superiors, so I am basically on my own.
About me:
I shall be secretive for the sake of exhibition and my own paranoid personality, but know that I have lots to say, judging by what's already been typed before you. I am very easy to talk to and who knows? Maybe I can counsel you for free instead of the $1.99 a minute I usually charge. That is, if I like you. If I don't... then... ka-shacka-boom! Don't be afraid of me, I won't bite... much. Have fun everyone! Enoch signing off.
 
Yeah uh huh...$1.99 per minute....so much for me helpin' you finda date...nah you know I love ya...
Maki
 
Hey EnochMagusWitch! Welcome to the boards oh strange one...lol...Im just kidding....!!! Have fun!
If you need ANYTHING, or just wanna chat, feel free to PM me 🙂
 
Welcome to Buffy Boards!!!::dance::::wave::
Try to stay active and PM me if you
need anything😀.Nice to meet ya
EnochMagusWitch :: tu ::.
Have fun😀🙂😉!!!!
 
:::In the center of a vast, darkened, underground keep, a single solitary figure clad in black armor sits in silence...bathed in the glow of an array of computer screens before him.

On the main screen is displayed the profiles of various new members of the notorious BUFFY-BOARDS organization.

He leans forward and taps out a command on the keyboard....bringing up a specific file.....:::

"Computer....."

:: a synthesized female voice comes through the speakers in reply...reverberating throughout the cavernous room.:::

["WORKING"].

"Give me an analysis on the newly registered BB member....codifaxed 'EnochMagusWitch' ".

:::A short pause...and then....:::

["SUBJECT [HASHTAG]#EMW001798[/HASHTAG]......EnochMagusWitch......Class: MAGUS......Sex: MALE.....indigenous to the lands of UTAH.....Power levels: INDETERMINABLE.....incoming eyewitness video footage reveals subject to be capable of reversing the course of rivers...commanding mountains to rise......rescucitation of inanimate corpses....creating storms.

Subject data is presently incomplete....no further information is available beyond these.]".

:::The armored figure furrows his brow and looks down at his companion.....a jet black Rottweiler who has been sitting to the right of his chair.:::

"This Enoch sounds like he may be a tough customer.......we might have to keep an eye out......what do you think?"

:::The dog bows his head down in a reasonable facsimile of a nod, and issues a low bark in affirmation. The armored figure smiles at his companion, and then leans forward, types out a message on the screen, and hits "Send"......:::


Welcome to the Buffy Boards, citizen EnochMagusWitch.


~The Dark Knught
 
Methinks my old friend, DarkKnut is in need of several long hours of sleep.... 😛

Anyhoo, welcome aboard Enoch....may you enjoy your stay here! :: tu ::
 
Hello & Welcome!!! 😀 You Have A Made A Excellant Choice Joining Here.
 
Hello. Your post was quite...interesting. Most normal people would be frightened, but then again most of us here are not normal....What's normal anyway? I often wonder if the people we put in insane asylums are telling the truth. Maybe we are the ones in a made up world, devised by the complexities of our brain...we may never know...

Well, If i haven't already proven my insanity....or possible normality....I'm not sure. Normal is defined only by the individual's own opinion...

Anyway...Welcome!😀 Enjoy the boards!😀 PM me if you need anything!
 
Well, no one can say you aren't among the more interesting nuts we harvest here. 😛 Look forward to posting with you Enoch. (reminds me of a Dean Koontz character) Welcome home. 😉
 
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