Another Questionable Random Thread 🦄

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

I need minions

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

They didn't know kitteh was taking a nap on the wing. Oh noes! He was like, "WTF is happening? Why am I in the air?! I was just taking a nap! I hate you both!" 🙀

How do you NOT see a cat on your wing before you start flying?

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Everyone's talking crap about that Negros movie but I thought the trailer was kinda funny.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

If I had a lot of money, I'd be doing stuff like this ALL the time.

 

[hoponlilmama]

They didn't know kitteh was taking a nap on the wing. Oh noes! He was like, "WTF is happening? Why am I in the air?! I was just taking a nap! I hate you both!" 🙀

How do you NOT see a cat on your wing before you start flying?

I remember this!

Cat: You humans and your safety belts!

 

[NotASlayer]

How do you NOT see a cat on your wing before you start flying?

I am not flying in or using any vehicle whoever did that pre-flight safety check works on. I mean, what else might they miss?

 

[Kendar]

I am not flying in or using any vehicle whoever did that pre-flight safety check works on. I mean, what else might they miss?

It looks like an ultralight of some kind so (assuming it isn't faked/staged) it was probably those flying it who did the check. In the US at least Ultralights have a lot less regulation than actual planes.

 

[November]

Lol two sentances put this song in my head.

 

[Stake fodder]

No honor among thieves? A trip of teens drove to a Colorado check-cashing business to rob it, leaving their car running for a quick getaway. While they were inside, another person stole their car! They attempted to flee on foot, but were quickly caught.

Video shows getaway vehicle being stolen while armed suspects rob business

 

[November]

Ok, now I feel ancient.

There is a fat kid on tv wanting to join her school rowing team. They have a practice POOL at her school!!!! I cant get over schools having their own private pools, let alone a specific rowing pool!

Back in my day, they chucked us in a shark infested river and let us tip until we figured it out for ourselves. None of this coaching BS!

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Mashed potatoes and spaghetti are actually quite good together. Especially with shredded cheese...

 

[November]

My dreams have been exhausting lately. Last night I dreamt about trucks. Two big road trains parked at my fence, except it wasnt my highway, it was one in the city. The first truck had broken down but they got it going. The second one had a wobbly middle carriage and it kept pulling to the left. It crashed 3 times, each worse than the one before it jackknifed and blocked the road.

I loke dreams, they are fun, but I'd like some more sleep now pls

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

No thanks, I don't want a man melting in my cocoa.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Yet to have a cocoa bomb that wasn't kind of disappointing.
I'm guessing Mr Cocoa Balls wouldn't be much different 😏

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Awww, look at the elf waving. 😈

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.

 

[Nix]

SO I have 2 litres of Baileys left....

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Meanwhile at Walmart....

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

I'd be worried about how well this might fare in a place as earthquake prone as Japan? 😵