Anya Quotage

[TheChosenTwo]

Anya: Oh, God. I'm terrified. I-I didn't think - I mean, I - I just figured you'd be terrified, and I would be sarcastic about it.
Andrew: Picture happy things. A lake, candycanes, bunnies...
Anya: [enraged] Bunnies! Floppy, hoppy, bunnies!

 

[TabulaRasa22]

Anya to Buffy:

Just picture yourself naked. That always calms me down.

^ or something like that.

 

[Fredsicle]

"Quiet! You'll miss the humorous conclusion!"

 

[Tasha]

Most of my favourite Anya quotes have probably all been mentioned.




Anya:" I'd been dumped, I was miserable. Doing a few vengeance spells - boils on the penis, nothing fancy. "


Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer.
Bartender: ID.
[Anya glares at him.]
Bartender: ID.
Anya: I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer!
Bartender: ID.
Anya: [sigh] Gimme a Coke.

 

[Fredsicle]

I think it's Showtime, she says
"What am I, a leper in this town? I can't even give it away!"

 

[Crashing Doors]

I love the line, "I have finesse coming out of my bottom!"