Anyone want to buy a car?

At first I was about delete this and then when I actually started looking at the link I just couldn't quit laughing. What a nut job!
 
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Christopher
Look at the sellers other items!
"Inside its quite lovely, dark and mysterious but shiny and clean"

"I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats"

This is amazing.
 
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Ollehh
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Shall I retire as king of BB now? I can't really top the past few days.

My legacy would be like Buffy's if it had ended at 'The Gift'.

If I continue my reign I could end up like... a potential 🙁
 
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mayfever
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ahahahaha...this is hilliarious! haven't laughed so hard in a long time
"Did I mention this car has a leather steering wheel? Probably not suitable for vegetarians - not sure? I dont speak vegetarian so cant ask one." hehe
 
At first I was about delete this and then when I actually started looking at the link I just couldn't quit laughing.
When it comes to your hobby of regularly deleting my posts, this is a valuable lesson to learn 😉
 
I... people actually bid? He has one 100 per cent positive feedback?

I thought he was just joking, but people are bidding on his stuff.
 
"My sincere apologies, I should have made this clear from the very beginning to avoid any doubt in your minds. I am pleased to confirm that you can easily fit 3 tins of Heinz Baked beans and 1 bottle of cheap aftershave on the dashboard. None of these are included in the sale of the mint green ford focus but I will allow you a spray of the aftershave, if I think you have sprayed more than is will have to rub my face against you to reclaim some of the aftershave. I have not been able to test (due to laziness on my behalf) if an expensive bottle of aftershave would squeeze on to the dash but I suspect not."

I'M CRYING.
 
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