Artisanal Firewood

[Skanky Vamp]

There is just something terribly sexy about a well-crafted piece of firewood... these are things of beauty.

 

[Buffy Summers]

That stuff is ridiculously expensive

 

[Skanky Vamp]

That stuff is expensive

Clearly alot of people have money to burn.
But their rubbed with ginger root and hand crafted.

 

[Blaze]

It's sad that in this crazy world I can't figure out what is satire and what is not anymore.

@Mr. Pole Not only do they do a good job at making it seem real, but I'm sure out there somewhere, someone has tried making a business out of artisan firewood!

 

[Buffy Summers]

Oh I have seen it for sale before. And it was super expensive there too 🙂

 

[GwenRaiden]

Haha! Ok, that was ridiculous.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Hey Blaze, here's an idea for you, selling saplings but advertise it as 'Grow your own Artisanal Firewood.'