Ask God three questions

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Black Thorn
You're given the opportunity to ask God three questions. It's just you and Him sitting by a lake, no one else is around.
(While waiting for your questions, He peels a boiled egg)

What do you ask Him?
 
Is there humanlike life on other planets?
With humans so actively destroying the world would you not want to start creation all over?
Would you mind massaging my feet?
 
1-Was it really an apple?
2-Will we ever get it right?
3-Do you want salt with that egg?
 
Washburne
Washburne
I'm too lazy to go check but if I remember correctly the bible never mention it being an apple. If we're talking about the same thing that is.
1. Are there such things as Racism or sexism in Heaven?
2. What's the job market like up there?
3. What is your favourite television show?
 
What came first the chicken or the egg?
You do realise that egg was one of the fertilised eggs don't you?
Why didn't you bring a soddin' boat, my bums wet!
 
Are you real?
Who are you really?
Who am I really?
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
So there you are, sat talking to God, and you ask that? What are you, in the House of Black Thorn?
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