Attack Of The Big Bads

[white avenger]

Each Season of "Buffy" had its own big bad super villain, all unique and deadly in their own way. In case You might have forgotten them:

Season 1: The Master

Season 2: Angelus

Season 3: The Mayor

Season 4: Adam

Season 5: Glory

Season 6: The Three Stooges

Season 7: The First Evil

Now, here's the question. Assuming that you, with no super powers and no magical abilities, had to stop one of them, which one would you choose, and what weapons would you use?

Note: Only weapons and materials

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that a private citizen can legally own, no tanks, rocket launchers, or anything of the sort.

 

[thetopher]

If I was to have a reasonable chance of success? And just my natural resources? The three stoogies/Trio, obviously.
I'd probably ambush them or something, and take them on hand-to-hand with my bokken- since all their powers require some sort of prep to be viable (Warren has some gadgets so I 'd probably get him first...It would be my pleasure to dish out some punishment to that little mysogonist turd. 😡).

I guess I could've been a real sleaze and say I'd try and seduce Glory...😉 but beating up three evil nerds is waaayy more fun. 🙂

Or, hey, I could just taunt the First. That'd never get old. 😀

P.S- Bokken is a wooden practice sword used in Kendo- in case you were wondering.

 

[Robynrainbow]

Well 'only weapons a private citizen can legally own' really puts us brits in a hard place aha! I'd have to go for a vamp cause pointy sticks is about as armed as we're allowed to be...

No wait, scratch that, we're not allowed pointy sticks.

 

[Robb Stark]

The Trio, hands down (if you can count them as the big bads of S6, and not Willow). Once I found out where they lived, it'd be game over. I don't think I'd even need a weapon lol.

 

[white avenger]

Well 'only weapons a private citizen can legally own' really puts us brits in a hard place aha! I'd have to go for a vamp cause pointy sticks is about as armed as we're allowed to be...

No wait, scratch that, we're not allowed pointy sticks.

Sorry about that. I had completely forgotten about the gun control regulations in other countries. For non-U S Citizens, let's just say sporting/hunting/target shooting firearms and anything that depends on human muscle power (swords, clubs, axes, stakes, arrows, and the like).

 

[Black Eye Guy]

I'm gonna say Glory to be different, but only cuz if you had enough time to study her and after the magic started to wear off you might get a chance to smack Ben with a sledgehammer.

But realistically the Trio.

The Master, Angelus and Adam would be incrediably difficult for a normal person.

The Mayor would be impossible, since he couldn't be beaten till he was a snake and I presume that amount of explosives can't be legally owned.

And The First would be be way above a normal person, you wouldn't even know were to start.

 

[white avenger]

The Mayor would be impossible, since he couldn't be beaten till he was a snake and I presume that amount of explosives can't be legally owned.

Ammonium nitrate fertilizer and diesel fuel can be bought by anyone, and terrorists have used that quite effectively as a high explosive, but that's not something most folks would think of or know how to combine properly.

I agree, though, the Mayor wouldn't be my first choice either.

 

[EVIL UU]

Angelus

I attack during the day. I put on the biggest honking cross I can get my hands on. I take a bag full of water bombs filled with holy water, a water gun/fire extinguisher filled with holy water, maybe a stake or two. I'd also consider taking a shotgun with wooden bullets ( basically a modified rubber buckshot, swap rubber balls with wooden ones ) a flame gun ( a bigger blow torch, not a freaking flamethrower ) and some Molotov coctails.

Angelus is just a vampire, he's got plenty of weaknesses. He might be a Goliath but I come with a sling.

 

[buffffy]

The Trio... Wouldn't even need weapons, as long as I could avert their demon attacks. I mean, they're just a bunch of nerds.

 

[Xin Rong]

I choose the master: I'd set fire to the Bronze during the Harvest and then not go into the hellmouth

 

[Blaze]

I wouldn't really want to choose the trio because I'd want to hurt them really badly, and that is kind of illegal. I don't want to end up in prison after all!

I would most likely pick the Master or Angelus. They are just vampires after all, I'd at least be protected during the day and at home, and could make up a plan to really screw them over, a bit like EVIL UU did.

 

[Kurai]

Definitely the Three Stooges. The others I wouldn't be able to beat, so I'd probably just use stealth in order to take down the trio one by one.

 

[Still a Scoobie]

I'd attack the strongest one, so the First, because firstly if you're going to die, it may as well be whilst fighting an impossible enemy, no shame that way and secondly, if I was to win I would have done the impossible and would therefore be mighty.


But I might accidentally punch Warren in the face 5,000 times on my way past him to get to the First.

 

[Mostly Filler]

Well there are multiple knives or heavy blunt instruments in my house that while useless against the others would cause The Trio some difficulty

 

[thetopher]

Actually I changed my mind. I'd go after the Mayor.

By turning the Mayor's second in command to my cause (Faith not Trick). 😀

 

[SRMarx]

The trio/three stooges would be the easiest since they are human. Just find out where they are hiding out and stage a sneak attack with a weapon (fists included, or get creative!) of your choice.