Barbie dolls that reflect REAL life

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Yes, Barbie has finally embraced real-life!!!! (Not my life, of course)

 

[DeadlyDuo]

There is an actual pregnant Barbie in the world and it's kind of creepy.

 

[November]

The cigarette needs to be swapped for a meth pipe for aussie barbie. Meth is cheaper.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

 

[November]

What would bi polar barbie look like?

Or lesbian law barbie? What about bush pig barbie?

 

[Fuffy]

Are you planning on adding it to your collection?

Yes, Barbie has finally embraced real-life!!!! (Not my life, of course)

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Is this the life of one of the cows who park themselves next to your house (minus the cigarette of course)? 😛

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Need an ANTIFA Barbie.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Crack ho Barbie. The attention to detail is...admirable. Where did they find such a small lighter? 😀😱

 

[DeepBlueJoy]

yeah, they're still not humanly proportioned... and those feet are too tiny for standing...

points for funnies...

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Anyone considered the facts of the reality, if a person keeps being a meth head using small amounts of meth they will become a Zombie. The thick as a brick dealers will have caused their own demise.
There are benefits though, during the days a person prior to being a Zombie that the person can turn into a vampire.
Thing is:
Do you want a Drusilla Barbie
or a
Darla Barbie?

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

yeah, they're still not humanly proportioned. ..

That's not the point here. Anyway, they're dolls, not Madame Tussaud's replicas. And proportion-wise, Barbie's body is now far more realistic, compared to the older models that were sold for decades.

But if it makes you feel any better, Mattel is now marketing fat ass plus size Barbies with humongous larger bodies. 🙂

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Hmmm, Barbie dolls that reflect REAL-ish life?
How about a Buffy Barbie, then the problem is does she have her companion
be an Angel Barbie or a Spike Barbie?

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Boozing Barbie


Bondage Barbie


Serial killer Barbie 😀

 

[ILLYRIAN]

The head on serial killer Barbies table made me wonder where that chick from the Hunger Games is.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Buffy Barbie! 😎

 

[ILLYRIAN]

So, which Barbie is it that reflects real life?
Maybe it the Barbie that carries The Mirror Of Illusion that reflects the falsehood from yesterdays lies.

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thrashpix,
although that does sound an interesting proposition I should warn you that after I have opened the sluice-gates I begin to speak in Dutch. By the time the eightieth little sucker goes down my speaking becomes doubled.. .. .. that Double Dutch can be hard to understand if you hadn't planned on sucking on them lucky f. .. ers. (ummm he said a naughty word!)

 

[Professor Walsh]

Need an ANTIFA Barbie.

I need that.

There is an actual pregnant Barbie in the world and it's kind of creepy.

Really educational.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

There is an actual pregnant Barbie in the world and it's kind of creepy.

Definitely #1 on the list of "Dreadfully unnecessary things."



Next time on Intervention: Barbie

 

[ILLYRIAN]

And then when you thought it was safe for Barbie to go out and have a full body massage we have the Ken,
he who has the nickname ' Chucky '.