Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody

[Edmund Blackadder]

Anyone read any of these Books?


Barry Trotter Site

Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody
(also published as Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody)

Hogwash School for Wizardry and Witchcrap is the most famous school in the wizarding world and Barry Trotter is its most famous pupil. It's been that way ever since J.G. Rollins' Barry Trotter and the Philosopher's Scone broke publishing records worldwide.

So important has Barry become to the school's bottom-line that it has been agreed that he can stay at Hogwash for as long as he likes. Barry Trotter is 22.

Groupie-laden and scholarship-free, life has been good for the perpetual student, but now disaster looms. The Barry Trotter and the Inevitable Attempt to Cash-In has gone into production and the Marketing Dept. at Wagner Bros. is going into overdrive. Hogwash will be submerged under a tide of souvenir-crazed Muddle fans, torn apart and sold on eBuy, stone by mossy stone.

The movie must be stopped. Forget Lord Valumart--Barry, Ermine Cringer and Lon Measly must try to defeat the most powerful force of grasping sleazoids the world has ever known: Hollywood.



here are some notes from a helpful glossary

Acromandela -- a gigantic black spider with a passion for civil rights. Native to South Africa, one lives in the Forsaken Forest.

Astral Park -- a dimension of New York City's Central Park visible only to wizards

a fave of mine

Aveda Neutrogena -- one of the forbidden spells, it causes death-by-moisturization

Blast-Ended Brewt -- these disgusting creatures light their own farts.


i could go on....please visit the site and post the ones you like

 

[Angel's vision]

Yesss! that book was really funny check out the star wars one it is called Star Bores..and lord of the rings bored of the rings..hee hee

 

[Black Eye Guy]

So is the book actully funny though out or would you get bored?

Banshite -- a gaunt, terrifying creature with a piercing wail. A banshite appears whenever someone's family is driving them crazy, so crazy they wouldn't mind being an orphan.

Youthanasia -- a rare and quite mysterious medical condition in which the sufferer grows progressively younger. Treated with geezerwort and kidsbane.

Welsh Rarebit -- a rare type of dragon that breathes hot cheese

lol

 

[Angel's vision]

Ahole -- Ferd and Jorge Measlys' churlish, aggressive owl.
lol i liked that one
"Amateur Hospital"-- a popular Muddle television series lol it gets better
Aveda Neutrogena -- one of the forbidden spells, it causes death-by-moisturization. now that is funny....*laughs*