GREAT NEWS, FOLKS!!! Talk about fortuitous fortunes! I just got an Email from a lady whose deceased husband was the treasurer of some little African country that I've never heard of, but apparently they've heard of me and how honest that I am. Anyhow, the gist of the email was that the lady's husband managed to escape from the country just before the rebels took over, and he has the account codes for their entire government treasury, luckily stored in Swiss bank accounts. Sadly, the guy was kinda old, and all of the excitement was too much for him. Now the Widow's got the account codes, but no way to access the money directly. Now, here's the fantastic part.
All that I have to do is send her my bank account number, and she can transfer the entire $186,000,000 to my account, and I get a 10% fee just for letting her do it! With 18.6 million dollars, I can afford to pay everyone's total expenses to wherever we decide to go, plus maybe even hire a couple of the show alumni to be on hand for the occasion.
So y'all just pick a time and place, cause the Avenger's gonna charter a jet. All expenses on me, and free Adopt-A-Bangel tee shirts for everybody.
And they say miracles don't happen anymore.