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I didn't know there was chocolate milk involved! ELMO FOR PRESIDENT! OH YEAH! Now where's my chocolate milk?

Can I be the head of security for President Elmo? If anyone tries to attack you, I will have my russian forces on them so fast, they won't know what hit em'!😀 So how about it? Countrys working together, it would create peace between everyone.(plus all that free chocolate milk.😛)
 
Yes, but Ireland's very easy to take over, all you have to do is run for President and you'll get it by default. For everybody who hasn't been paying close attention to Irish domestic politics... This year we went one better than the US and actually didn't bother having a presidential election at all. The previous president gets another 7 years because she didn't have an opponent. Argh.
 
Well what was that thing they wouldn't let that women from a third party run?

Faith said:
Well to be patriotic i'm going for *drumroll* Scotland! Irn Bru on tap, take up residence in Edinburgh castle.

And whats better when one of your best friends has your back because she rules the country next to you 😉
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I'll be sure to send Ally over for some one on one "A Question of Sport" 😀
 
~andythevamp~ said:
I didn't know there was chocolate milk involved! ELMO FOR PRESIDENT! OH YEAH! Now where's my chocolate milk?

Can I be the head of security for President Elmo? If anyone tries to attack you, I will have my russian forces on them so fast, they won't know what hit em'!😀 So how about it? Countrys working together, it would create peace between everyone.(plus all that free chocolate milk.😛)
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Yes, I think I need some security. I'm not very good at looking after myself. 😉 Our neighbouring country, Canada, will be entitled to choco milk also. You never know when the killerdwarves will come in handy.

YAY for choco milk.... VOTE ELMO!
 
Wahaha! I need 52 teams. One for each state, one for Russia, and one to guard the president. Now where is that chocolate milk you promised?

Oh, and my sister wants New Netherfranceland.😀
 
Jill_Valentine said:
Yes, but Ireland's very easy to take over, all you have to do is run for President and you'll get it by default. For everybody who hasn't been paying close attention to Irish domestic politics... This year we went one better than the US and actually didn't bother having a presidential election at all. The previous president gets another 7 years because she didn't have an opponent. Argh.
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Well i like the current President anyway.
What would it have been like with Dana?? *runs and hides*
Mc Aleese is good although the president is ony there for image as we have a Taoiseach(prime minister) that deals with politics(like Bush)

Buffy Summers said:
Well what was that thing they wouldn't let that women from a third party run?



I'll be sure to send Ally over for some one on one "A Question of Sport" 😀
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To become president you need votes from different counties(states) here.
But Dana was the only person running for president and she didnt get enough votes.. so by default the current president stayed

Isn't weird that Dana means 'bad' in english.lol
 
I would have voted for McAleese again, don't get me wrong. But the fact that we didn't even have an election is a disgrace. It's unbelievable. I spent quite a lot of the last few years ranting to anybody who'll listen about the disqualification of groups of voters in the US, and then we don't even have the opportunity for anybody to vote! There is something very wrong when a democratic country cannot produce a single candidate to oppose the standing president, regardless of whether the post is largely ceremonial or not. There isn't even talk of changing the system to make it easier to run. A 21st century first-world democracy, and the previous President essentially voted herself into power for another term...
 
elmo said:
Yes, I think I need some security. I'm not very good at looking after myself. 😉 Our neighbouring country, Canada, will be entitled to choco milk also. You never know when the killerdwarves will come in handy.

YAY for choco milk.... VOTE ELMO!
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Love chocky milk...but, elmo, we dwarves will be migrating to places with more sun and a lot less snow...Mrs. D needs her beach therapy, and I like to snorkel where I don't have to dodge icebergs...so, you can have Canada too, as long as I get some of the US gulf coast, say from Pensacola FLA to Corpus Christi, TX...as long as I get New Orleans, I'll be happy...so...are we trading, or what?
 
killerdwarf said:
Love chocky milk...but, elmo, we dwarves will be migrating to places with more sun and a lot less snow...Mrs. D needs her beach therapy, and I like to snorkel where I don't have to dodge icebergs...so, you can have Canada too, as long as I get some of the US gulf coast, say from Pensacola FLA to Corpus Christi, TX...as long as I get New Orleans, I'll be happy...so...are we trading, or what?
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Ok, we can trade, I get the white house anyway. But.... and this is a big butt.... you have to let me visit a whole lot. Not that I'll be going on holiday too much cos I promised I would be better than Bush. But, I can visit you right? And if I need an Adviser, you'll be there right?
 
~andythevamp~ said:
Wahaha! I need 52 teams. One for each state, one for Russia, and one to guard the president. Now where is that chocolate milk you promised?

Oh, and my sister wants New Netherfranceland.😀
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You actually need 62 teams. The other 10 are to guard the island that I will be sending all our criminals to. They will be sent there to survive on their own for minimum of 10 years. So, don't do anything bad or I'll stick you all on the island. The island will have no civilisation and the guards will man navy ships and look out for suspicious rafts leaving the island.

The reward for handing in your local drug dealer/murderer/felon/etc. is a lifetime supply of cookies to go with your choco milk.

As for the choco milk, it's on it's way to you as we speak. I gave Oklahoma to Willy Wonka (he has a passion for open spaces). Spent to much time in a chocolate factory with the Umpa Lumpas (who are choco milk delivery men now).
 
Oh crap! I forgot about the criminals. I'm gonna need to take out the BIG guns fer this. I just need to find them now.....*searched for "big" guns*
 
I would definitely want to rule Canada. Hockey and beer, that's all we would need and our GNP would triple with more exports of these important products.
 
elmo said:
Ok, we can trade, I get the white house anyway. But.... and this is a big butt.... you have to let me visit a whole lot. Not that I'll be going on holiday too much cos I promised I would be better than Bush. But, I can visit you right? And if I need an Adviser, you'll be there right?
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Sure, it's a deal! Come on down. Beer Nut will do well as the Canadian leader, so no worries there. We can have chocky milk and beignets at Cafe du Monde, and plan your policy!
 
YAY! I have got myself an adviser and a Canadian Governor. It's all coming into shape. I'm gonna be a good President with all this help. 😛
 
Yep. You will be the best president the states have ever seen😀 And, to make you feel even better, I found the big guns.😀 The prisoners won't have a chance.😀
 
Where's my job? What? Am I some citizen that gets to go around saying "HEY! I KNOW ELMO!" and didn't get their chocolate milk! :censored:

I want choco milk! Better be cold to... :whip:
 
elmo said:
I'll probably need someone to help me out cos there's too much US for one person to handle.
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Hey elmo, can I be your Minister of Information (and by that I mean making things up)? It would be really cool to get to lie to people for a living, and people couldn't contradict me, because i speak for you.

*Big Evil Grin* I'm begining to like this plan...
 
Well, mmmmm, you could be my Minister of Information... but I doubt you'll have to lie much because I choose to be truthful with our country. (You could tell them little white lies... like to stop panic and stuff if aliens invade. But that's our little secret!) Nice Pratchett quote by the way.

Mentpatient: You already have a job... you are my.... er... Attourney General. Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to protect consumers, defend state laws, and help to ensure that our most vulnerable citizens - our children and the elderly - are safe from abuse and neglect. What do ya think? Or do ya want to be in charge of getting rid of the nasty weapons (in a safe way)?
 
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