BB world domination

Well you get to select teams of trustworthy people to come with you on the quest to find scary criminal types. Once you find them and capture them, you will get intouch with my minister of security (~andythevamp~), who will transport all the prisoners to the island of the bad people! You will be paid in choco milk and be given a complimentary duckpond in your back garden.
 
a duckpond ???? YAY !!!

*looks carefully around to start her job*
Watch out ppl : penguin: :tongue05: I'm gonna do my job very well since : penguin: I want my duckpond & chocomilk !!! :drink:

hello ~andythevamp~ be ready for the bad ppl huh :vpleased:
 
Frenchy Faith said:
a duckpond ???? YAY !!!

*looks carefully around to start her job*
Watch out ppl : penguin: :tongue05: I'm gonna do my job very well since : penguin: I want my duckpond & chocomilk !!! :drink:

hello ~andythevamp~ be ready for the bad ppl huh :vpleased:
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Duckpond? Cool. Lucky you. Fill the pond with choco milk, and see what happens😉

I am ready fer them bad people *loads gun* Bring em' on!

ChosenOne
I don't love choco milk. I LOVE choco milk. Big difference.
 
Taking over teh world now are you? I've missed alot! Any scraps of the world left over no one wants? As long as you throw in a few llamas I'll be happy!
 
BillieHunter said:
Taking over teh world now are you? I've missed alot! Any scraps of the world left over no one wants? As long as you throw in a few llamas I'll be happy!
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I think we can let you have Peru or one of them other llama-rich South American nations 🙂
 
BillieHunter said:
As long as you throw in a few llamas I'll be happy!
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Oh no...this llama thing's getting outta control! 😛

World domination, huh? Lol, take over the world! That would be awesome 😀
 
I don't think I would want all the responsibility entailed by having an entire country at my disposal. I think I would rather be in a supportive role--plus, there are fewer assassination attempt on the speachwriter or Chocolate Milk Distributer than on, say, the President for Life.
 
elmo said:
Mentpatient: You already have a job... you are my.... er... Attourney General. Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to protect consumers, defend state laws, and help to ensure that our most vulnerable citizens - our children and the elderly - are safe from abuse and neglect. What do ya think? Or do ya want to be in charge of getting rid of the nasty weapons (in a safe way)?
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Hey... can I use to guys to threaten the citizens into following the laws!? :tongue05: Than if I get realy grumpy, I can shoot at them! :furious: :vpleased:

Okay, I think it's offical! ELMO IS TAKING OVER THE US! Hurry, fellow BB'ers, we must build the army! Wiat... no... EVERYONE WRITE ELMO ON THE PRESIDENTAL BALLOTS AND VOTE!
 
MentPatient said:
Okay, I think it's offical! ELMO IS TAKING OVER THE US! Hurry, fellow BB'ers, we must build the army! Wiat... no... EVERYONE WRITE ELMO ON THE PRESIDENTAL BALLOTS AND VOTE!
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My absentee ballot doesn't have room for a write-in!! :crying2:
 
eset said:
I don't think I would want all the responsibility entailed by having an entire country at my disposal. I think I would rather be in a supportive role--plus, there are fewer assassination attempt on the speachwriter or Chocolate Milk Distributer than on, say, the President for Life.
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This is why I have hired ~andythevamp~ to look after me. And I think Mentpatient might have to take a job in security too cos I don't like the idea of threatening citizens (unless they point blank refuse to obey the law... but then they get put on an island in the middle of nowhere so it's fine.) If my offer of a life-time supply of cookies works then there will be no criminals left to threaten the life of the president. 😀

As for a speechwriter.... I think I need one of them... I'm no good at writing speeches. eset... would you be so kind as to take that job?

Don't worry about not having room on your ballot, just cross out the stuff on the front and write "elmo" on the back! 😛 That should work!
 
elmo said:
As for a speechwriter.... I think I need one of them... I'm no good at writing speeches. eset... would you be so kind as to take that job?
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It would be my pleasure.

P.S. if i take on two jobs, do i get extra chocolate milk?
 
~andythevamp~ said:
Duckpond? Cool. Lucky you. Fill the pond with choco milk, and see what happens😉

I am ready fer them bad people *loads gun* Bring em' on!
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Filling it with choco milk ??? Such a good idea !!! :vpleased: :drink:

oh & btw, here are the first ppl who must be sent to the island *hands Bush & Bin Laden*
Deserve a high punishment, be careful, the last one is particularily wicked. :sad:

*go away to keep on looking around & catch the bad ppl* :tongue05: with my faithful dog !!! :dog2:
 
Frenchy Faith said:
Filling it with choco milk ??? Such a good idea !!! :vpleased: :drink:

oh & btw, here are the first ppl who must be sent to the island *hands Bush & Bin Laden*
Deserve a high punishment, be careful, the last one is particularily wicked. :sad:

*go away to keep on looking around & catch the bad ppl* :tongue05: with my faithful dog !!! :dog2:
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My ideas are the best, aren't they.

*takes prisoners* *calls for leader of the "Protect Island" squad* *throws them on a boat and throws away the key* They will never escape our prison.
 
Mr. Pointy said:
I think we can let you have Peru or one of them other llama-rich South American nations 🙂
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think killerdwarf is trying to jip me of my llamas and replace them with sheep, and he called my llamas TRASHY! I think he is being corrupted by world domination. lol
 
A
Andy
Llama's are cool. Not Trashy.
Now that we have high-profile prisoners, do I get to do a press release? Please?
 
eset said:
Now that we have high-profile prisoners, do I get to do a press release? Please?
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Knock yourself out! And I'm afraid I can't allow you to get more choco milk in return for taking on 2 jobs. You will be paid with money also... you can use that to go buy more choco milk if you like. 😉

BillieHunter said:
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think killerdwarf is trying to jip me of my llamas and replace them with sheep, and he called my llamas TRASHY! I think he is being corrupted by world domination. lol
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Now now. Llama's are not trashy. You will have to keep your llamas under control though as they may be offensive to some. lol

KD... corrupted? Only by his own love for his country I'm sure. 😉

As for Bin Laden and Bush... put them in stocks and humiliate them first. :spank: :hssevil:
 
I am a little late, but I totally want to rule China, Japan, Tibet, north, and south Korea!
I'd put a stop to all of the child slave labor, and make everyone be friends between all my countries. Not to mention, with the population of all of my countries, I'd be a formidable state. Plus I'd be friends with the new USA, how could I not love a country that has Elmo as a president and Frenchy as Sherif!! (shouldn't Frenchy be Vice President though? Then she could live in the white house to, and I could come and visit! lol and we could throw huge white house block parties!)
 
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