BB world domination

[Faithy]

I think that since I rule russia, I sould rule Aisa too,

I don't agree.. gesh isn't Russia enough?

but it won't all belong to me. Me and some other people will be the ultimate rulers. Faithy can help rule some places(you already mentioned) and we can rule Aisa along with 2 more people....Anyone wanna help rule what's left of Aisa with us?

help rule? Maybe I don't get it.. But I'd just rather take Asia and rule it myself, your idea seems to complected, and you already have Russia to rule.

oh and I want to offer Frenchy a part time job, (only part time because i know she is busy being Sherif! lol) being the American Ambassador to Asia! Then she can come to Asia and we can talk about "˜foreign policy' and all of that interesting stuff, lmao.. And of course Asia will be on friendly terms with America and everyone, so we can all have big parties at the White house and at the Asian white house, lol. I see a lot of fun parties in the worlds future.. To bad we are not really running things. I have a feeling the world would be much more fun!
*hmm ponders making new Asian law, Saturday is National Party day, only fun activities are allowed*

 

[elmo]

Ohhh... Can I steal that rule too? I like it! I have no problems with Frenchy being an Ambassador to Asia. You must understand that you will have to provide her with more chocolate milk as it will be you who is employing her part-time. We will party loads! Just have to get this sound system up and running...

*fiddles about with some wires in the hope that it will work this time... turns round and realises the thing isn't even plugged in!* Oh that's embarrassing!

 

[Andy]

Russia ain't enough. I am the kind of person who thinks that their is no maximum to anything. Ok, maybe somethings, but most of the time, no maximum to anything.

bananas.....bananas.....BANANAS! I mean, um.....How are we gonna get all that chocolate milk?

 

[eponinethen]

Well, Sämskinn's good too but we need more than that. If Sämskinn is ever gonna be taken seriously we'll have to work on this you know. The two of us, we'll make it. No one cadn beat Fran and Epo.. eh.

Lol we so do not need Göran. Gudrun maybe.. she is good, I like her but.. yeah there's always the Sämskinn problem. And also, I think she might be a little too serious about things.. might not appreciate us wanting to take over the world.. tricky, very tricky..

Elmo - Can I ask about the chocolate milk? Or is that something only your team is supposed to understand? Cause I've always been wondering about that, hehe..

 

[Faldor]

fu*k the earth!

i declare myself supreme ruler of the moon! where with my army of invisible space monkeys i shall keep all you earth powers under control with my space based laserâ„¢

the imperial state of lunaâ„¢ must issue you a formal protest at the actions of the far right wing Elmo Administration. my monkey squads have questioned several prisoners of badman irle and none were given a public trial.

 

[elmo]

Elmo - Can I ask about the chocolate milk? Or is that something only your team is supposed to understand? Cause I've always been wondering about that, hehe..

I have a love for chocolate milk and in my campaign to become President of the US I promised the whole country a lifetime supply. It seemed to have worked. It seems that most of the people on this board love chocolate milk just as much as I do. But of course, I knew that because I have an intuitive mind and... well... who doesn't like Choco milk?

fu*k the earth!

i declare myself supreme ruler of the moon! where with my army of invisible space monkeys i shall keep all you earth powers under control with my space based laserâ„¢

the imperial state of lunaâ„¢ must issue you a formal protest at the actions of the far right wing Elmo Administration. my monkey squads have questioned several prisoners of badman irle and none were given a public trial.

Language! Please Mr. Faldor. We're all friends here. All I have to say is that if you think that Saddam Hussein hasn't had a public trial... look at all the bad things he's done in front of our very eyes! As for Osama Bin Laden... don't even get me started on him. Anyone who is a bad person will be tried in private in front of my very own tribunal. I don't want my public to feel threatened by these people. As long as I keep my country safe from thugs and hand out chocolate milk... I will be the best President the US has ever had! I also want to know how this man's invisible guards got past my security... have we not got heat sensors into place yet?

 

[Willow Rosenberg]

LOL...My niece is watching Sesame Street and I thought of you elmo. The character Elmo sang this song called "Elmo's World".

 

[doppelgänger2]

Well, Sämskinn's good too but we need more than that. If Sämskinn is ever gonna be taken seriously we'll have to work on this you know. The two of us, we'll make it. No one cadn beat Fran and Epo.. eh.

Lol we so do not need Göran. Gudrun maybe.. she is good, I like her but.. yeah there's always the Sämskinn problem. And also, I think she might be a little too serious about things.. might not appreciate us wanting to take over the world.. tricky, very tricky..

Seems like nobody else noticed that you and me are like taking over the world... and with no mercy! Well well, too bad for those who haven't joined the Fran&Epo team.

Moving on to Gudrun. I really like her but I think you're right; she's too serious. And maybe she hasn't even watched a single episode of Sämskinn. We'd have to force her to spend an entire weekend watching only Sämskinn and I think she'd hate us for that.

Epo, we need to work on that evil plan of ours. For example; how exactly are we going to take over the world?

 

[Queen Cordette]

I would pick Puerto Rico...... basically because my friend Sandi knows I'll let her have alot of power. Hehehehe.... She's Puerto Rican and proud!!! She would be my vice president!!!!

 

[Frenchy Faith]

Well, I'm not sending you to Iraq! That's for sure! You could head into France and do some spying.... tell me what you find!

Hmm, spying my country... ooooh, can I help to take the bad ppl out of my country?? Coz we really need to get rid of some ppl here.

okie dokie. i saw baguettes and berets and black and gondolas and water and wine and chocolate and..uh....i think FF was out when we were there.

Yup I was out there *waves @ faiths5x5* & Ack the clichés !!! lol
Ok, berets, no one wear that nowadays, except some old men in the lost parts of the countries, & young fashion guys who wants to create a new fashion.
black gondolas ??? Are you not mixing up with Italy? Coz we don't have gondolas, are at least I never heard of it. We have some barges maybe but no gondolas I think.
For the rest, ok, but we don't hold the baguettes under the armpit !!! I just point this out coz a Austrian friend of mine thought so & that was just disgusting !!! :elf:

oh and I want to offer Frenchy a part time job, (only part time because i know she is busy being Sherif! lol) being the American Ambassador to Asia! Then she can come to Asia and we can talk about "˜foreign policy' and all of that interesting stuff, lmao

Oh, yup yup yup, me would like to ! Cool, part time I'd wear these tunic they have in Tibet, & I could celebrate the Holi day, with all the colored powders & all. Plus that's cool I have a friend in Asia so she might help me to do a good job as Ambassador ! :wiggle:

Btw, I have too much choco milk for myself, I'm bringing some to India for the kids, because they don't have that. Talking about foreign policy with India, I think US should export more choco milk to India, because even tho I have loads, I don't have enough for everyone there since the population in India is gonna overstep the China population soon to become the biggest of the world. That would be the first crucial ting to do.

& as a Sherrif, & being in France for my break, I thought I would report some names.
You should put on the island Le Pen & Chirac (first of all they are the Racist/Puritan/Nazi & the Crook).
Then Florent Pagny a French singer who is really the worst ever in stupidity matters.
Hmmm, & actually I was thinking that you should take away most of the politicians, not only French ones but in many countries.
Did you guys pointed out how politicians were almost always manipulative crooks ?
I think that's enough so far, oh & elmo, a question : What will they do once the island will be overcrowded? Do you think they would kill each other? That'd be nasty ::thumb::

 

[faiths5x5]

sorry bout the cliches, i couldn't say i saw lots of pretty ppl walking around and..uh..yea. i apologize for my lack of education. i saw lotsa pretty buildings. i know france is more than the cliches, i...just..dont know what. sorries...prolly did. i was in italy for a bit too, all the prettypaintings and buildings there too. all the pretty stuff got confuzzled in my poor lil head.

i thought they were in bags, the baguettes...breads good. i like bread. and french. dun know much but.


hey since FF gets a country and sherifship and ambassador can i get a country too? and can i freelance? and not share us stuff? like..i can..tell everyone what...timbucktu is doing?

 

[Mr. Pointy]

sorry bout the cliches, i couldn't say i saw lots of pretty ppl walking around and..uh..yea. i apologize for my lack of education. i saw lotsa pretty buildings. i know france is more than the cliches, i...just..dont know what. sorries...prolly did. i was in italy for a bit too, all the prettypaintings and buildings there too. all the pretty stuff got confuzzled in my poor lil head.

i thought they were in bags, the baguettes...breads good. i like bread. and french. dun know much but.


hey since FF gets a country and sherifship and ambassador can i get a country too? and can i freelance? and not share us stuff? like..i can..tell everyone what...timbucktu is doing?

The idea of the thread was to chose a country you would like to run and tell us why - don't worry if someone else has already picked it - we've got room for joint rulers in our BBocracy...

 

[Frenchy Faith]

sorry bout the cliches, i couldn't say i saw lots of pretty ppl walking around and..uh..yea. i apologize for my lack of education. i saw lotsa pretty buildings. i know france is more than the cliches, i...just..dont know what. sorries...prolly did. i was in italy for a bit too, all the prettypaintings and buildings there too. all the pretty stuff got confuzzled in my poor lil head.

i thought they were in bags, the baguettes...breads good. i like bread. and french. dun know much but.


hey since FF gets a country and sherifship and ambassador can i get a country too? and can i freelance? and not share us stuff? like..i can..tell everyone what...timbucktu is doing?

Hey faiths5x5 you don't have to be sorry, I just wanted to correct the clichés but didn't mean to confuse you, lol
Where have you been in Italy? Rome? It's such a lovely town in there, lol, I've been too & omg, that's one of the best city I ever saw 🙂
& the baguettes are not in bags, we actually put a sheet of paper round & just hold them in the hand, lol
Btw I do have sherifship & am ambassador, but I don't get a coutry, I mean I'm not ruling any, it's too much responsabilities for me & I don't want to bother myself with ponsibilities, : rotate :
Tell me what Timbucktu is doing, I'm interested in knowing :happy56: & would you help me & andithevamp to get rid of the bad ppl, like do you know some ?

Hey look everyone, you remember we put Dark Vador on the Island right? Look, he is fighting with Bin Laden, lol :lsvader: :hehe:

oh & look what I put above the front door of my house isn't it lovely?
:smiliehom

 

[eponinethen]

Seems like nobody else noticed that you and me are like taking over the world... and with no mercy! Well well, too bad for those who haven't joined the Fran&Epo team.

Moving on to Gudrun. I really like her but I think you're right; she's too serious. And maybe she hasn't even watched a single episode of Sämskinn. We'd have to force her to spend an entire weekend watching only Sämskinn and I think she'd hate us for that.

Epo, we need to work on that evil plan of ours. For example; how exactly are we going to take over the world?

I think they don't realize that taking over the world has a lot to do with Sämskinn.. It's almost like they consider Sämskinn to be only a TV show (horrible thought!), and not something to live by.

Hey, what are we going to call the world after we've taken it? I mean, we have to make sure history books have a special name for the time we ruled the world (if we would ever lose the control over the world some day (say.. to someone like elmo) (not that we ever will)).

I know, I think I'm bounding with Gudrun actually, we've become quite close friends erceantly, maybe I could ask her to watch Sämskinn with me..

Yeah, maybe we should think about that.. the plan. Not with guns anyway cause you know, they're never useful..

 

[doppelgänger2]

It's like your mom said epo, "it's just a tv series, how can there be so much to talk about?" And just like my mom, they just don't get it.
For me it's more "What? TV show? Naaah, Sämskinn's for real. I'm going to Sunnydale next summer and look her up."
And good thing for us, our mom's are not helping us out with this world domination-thingy.

But moving on to important thing; The world according to Francis and Epo, Part 1:
Once, two scrappy little girls emerged from practically nowhere (this nowhere being the land formerly known as Sweden) and shocked the entire population of the world by taking them as hostage after a two day long world domination-spree.
While being held hostage, they were forced to watch her Majesty Sämskinn, the entire series from season 1 to 7, for several weeks.

How's that for a start? And no, guns are not involved. But naming the world again? Aaah, tricky question there. I'll have to think about it.
When we do take over the world, we can offer the US to elmo. That'll keep her from trying to steal the world away from us.

You and Gudrun are bounding? Damn, why didn't I know this? If the two of you are having a Buffy-weekind, I wanna hang with you!

 

[Andy]

Hey look everyone, you remember we put Dark Vador on the Island right? Look, he is fighting with Bin Laden, lol :lsvader: :hehe:

We put Darth Vador on the island? I don't remember putting him in there*checks list* Oh. Ok. nevermind. Oh yeah, I caught another criminal.*holds up bunny* I caught him eating carrots, that did not belong to him. On the island he goes!(hehe)

 

[faiths5x5]

still..gondolas..big boo boo.
we use bags here. i havent it ..just..looks pretty?a nd..i was doing same thing with france. but..yea? i wanna get there one day. i saw many pretty things and the vatican. pretyt but dun agree with it.
aw...yea i suppose...hm..ill just..help out everyone with anything...
they..are...living life as they usually do? and wondering why everyone says the name of their city as far away?...
sure...hm..ill drop them by your house tomorrow.

hows hte vacation thing work?

 

[eponinethen]

Course it's real, I mean it's a real TV show, what more do you want? It's like I was talking to my friend Molli, about going to college in the US. And she was like "Awww, I wanna go to Orange County" (she's obsessed with The O. C.) and I was like "Well, duh, I wanna go to Sunnydale, neither of us is gonna win this argument"..

But moving on to important thing; The world according to Francis and Epo, Part 1:
Once, two scrappy little girls emerged from practically nowhere (this nowhere being the land formerly known as Sweden) and shocked the entire population of the world by taking them as hostage after a two day long world domination-spree.
While being held hostage, they were forced to watch her Majesty Sämskinn, the entire series from season 1 to 7, for several weeks.

Hey, did I mention I love you Fran? Lol, this is great. How come no-one's ever thought of taking the whole world as hostage?! That's a brilliant plan! So like, I take south and you north? Or are we going to be at the same place and have like.. aww, that's the weapon-question. Cause we decided on no guns, how are we gonna threaten them?

When we do take over the world, we can offer the US to elmo. That'll keep her from trying to steal the world away from us.

Yeah sure, elmo can have the US, of course she can (as long as we'll have some influence). But now we've given away three countries so no more right now ok..?

Sure, you can join in on our Buffy weekend. Not sure how long Gudrun will be staying though.. Well, when she visits, in two weeks, I'll talk to her about this..

But Fran, I told you about my friend Eveliina right? She plans to take over the US together with Gudrun and Michael Moore.. she could cause some troubles..